#TBT: this wonderful goal by Coleman Gannon won us the Eastern Conference Final on this day in 2022: www.mlsnextpro.com/video/goal-c... #CapyCrew | #Crew96

EPISODE 23 - 10/2/25 The season continues! The results, mostly the same. We press onward and take what good we can from it! #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

EPISODE 22 - 8/27/25 New signings! Some great questions! Still need first teamers! #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

Yet again I post this, updated with the latest results... Crew 1 have completely abandoned Crew 2 and it's hurting the Capys bad. #Crew96 #CapyCrew

Capys play today, here's a perfect primer (where I don't preview the upcoming game at all 😅) #CapyCrew

EPISODE 21 - 7/29/25 It's bleak, but we still love our guys! Some signs of hope for the future! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew

Soliciting your takes/questions/etc. for the podcast recording tomorrow! Please and thank you, Capy Fans 😊 #CapyCrew

Y'all know I try to be pretty positive, generally speaking. But at this point, I'm saying it. It's a little hyperbolic but I don't think I'm wrong. #CapyCrew #Crew96

Welcome back to Gio De Libera!!! First appearance for Crew 2 since September 2024. #CapyCrew

I crunched some numbers about our current season. I know it's not this simple, but we could be so good, y'all... #CapyCrew

But hey, Gio De Libera is back on the bench, so that's awesome. We DESPERATELY need him back in midfield. #CapyCrew

The #CapyCrew are playing no first teamers and a backline that includes 2 academy players The Union II are starting 5 players with first team contracts and a player who has a senior cap for Venezuela. This year has been incredibly frustrating. #Crew96 #MLSNextPro

EPISODE 20 - 6/18/25 Recent games! Tristan Brown's new contract! Bjork v. Stork! It's all here and it's a fun 24 minutes or so! Listen to the new episode today! metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025... #Crew96 #CapyCrew

And of course, since the Crew and Crew 2 aren't saying it, Happy Pride Month! For this whole month, every episode is hosted by a queer person. Granted, it's the same for every episode, but still. #CapyCrew #Crew96

Capys kickoff in an hour and and a half or so, here's a nice quick listen before then! #Crew96 #CapyCrew

EPISODE 19 - 5/30/25 I do not pull any punches with my thoughts about the FO and a certain recent decision they made that impacts the Capybaras... #Crew96 #CapyCrew metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

Hard, hard agree with this. I am genuinely upset at the FO for this. It's either the dumbest scheduling they could have possibly managed or it's straight up malicious. #Crew96 #CapyCrew

All my love to Stas Lapkes after that rough challenge, hope he's OK ❤️ #Crew96 #CapyCrew

Capybaras.

For the Thursday morning crowd!

EPISODE 18 - 4/30/25 Recaps! Thoughts on players! Thoughts on the FO! Please enjoy this new episode, Capy fans. #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

Putting out the Capy Signal for hot takes/questions/etc for the podcast, please! #CapyCrew

Capys taken down by a very professional performance from Pittsburgh, sadly. Had a few chances that didn't get finished, but also had some luck on the defensive side. #CapyCrew

@meckmassive.bsky.social got a pal in the Discordecke who is at least somewhat in the area, do y'all ever get together in person to watch Crew games?

Common experience in Columbus. #Crew96 #CapyCrew

I sadly have to announce that I contributed some Capytines this year, so if any are extra bad... blame me 😅 #CapyCrew

Some new Capytines cards, to add a spark to your relationship! See you Sunday at LDC to celebrate! #CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #BadPuns

I love the Capybaras. #CapyCrew

#CapyCrew #USOC2025 #USOpenCup

#CapyCrew #USOpenCup2025 #USOC

This is not an April Fools joke: *We have made another @tombogert.bsky.social banner* #CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #RIPMustache

Protect Trans Kids. It’s that simple. #crew96

A perfect thing to listen to on #Crew96 matchday, a podcast that's not really about the Crew (but kinda is)! #CapyCrew

New episode! Which of course was finished RIGHT before the Cesar Ruvalcaba news came out. #CapyCrew #Crew96 metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

God it feels good to see Bogert reporting about a Capy signing!! WE PULL UP. #CapyCrew

Soliciting your Capybara questions and/or takes for the podcast! #CapyCrew

WAKE. THE. BABES!!!!! Let's hecking go, new Capys!!!

Remember: we are colossal. #CapyCrew #Crew96

New Capy 👀

For the Friday crowd!!

EPISODE 16! Pipa, Josh Williams, Chase Adams, et al!!! #CapyCrew #Crew96 #MLSNextPro metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2025...

Wake up babe, new Capys just signed. Our roster now officially has 14 players. www.columbuscrew.com/news/columbu... #CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #WakeUpBabe

Hey pals, soliciting your takes + questions for a new episode of 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too! #CapyCrew

PIPA IS OFFICIAL! LET'S GOOOOOO!!! #CapyCrew #Crew96 cbuscrew.com/FedericoHigu...

A statement on the 2025 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup. #Crew96 | #VamosColumbus | #USOC2025

I'd prefer Crew 1 in the USOC, but I'll absolutely take this! #CapyCrew

Now on the discordecke.soccer domain thanks to @isaac.discordecke.soccer !!! Good reminder to check out the Discordecke if you've never done so, lots of great people in there.

Capys coming to play a preseason match in my adopted home city 👀