Chancing out NYC pre-holidays. Oh my… I’m gonna need a bigger naughty book #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you over striped and bent the spacetime continuum again. Apologies to anyone who got off the train on a different timeline. Mea Culpa. #newyork #newyorkfashion

After living in multiple cities now, I’ve decided all architects in the 60s and 70s must have been stoned out of their minds as their cement behemoths clash with my outfits (and sensibilities). #Newyork #newyorkfashion

Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, Was outside! Without any suits at all! He HADN'T stopped Casual Friday from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same! #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Deep Thoughts: If a Sartorialist goes outside and no one sees him, is he even dressed? #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Hey! I know you! You’re REAL?!? I thought you were AI!” ”Nope. Artificial sure. The intelligence is questionable” #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

People: <write lots of positive comments> Me: Lord I hate it when people prove my therapist right! #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Disguising himself as various engines, in his older years Thomas stalked the Fat Controller mercilessly until the infamous “derailing” incident #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

A nice sunset or is it simply a reflection off my tie? We will never know #Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

When you realize the only marathons you’d ever win, if if they have one for how long you can wear a tie for… #Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Real mobsters wear pink #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

A biggus Sartorialis, here in his natural urban habitat, prepares for winter by stalking his favorite prey: vodka martinis and oddly pretentious snack mixes at oak paneled bars #newyork #newyorkfashion #centralpark #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I hope you fall off and go BOOP on the ground” ”Don’t you know anything? Bumbles BOUNCE!” #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

You look like Henry VIII Boy, you wear one pinstriped codpiece and your pegged for life! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’ve skipped 7 trains insisting on waiting for the train with the wood panelling and compartments to come along but you’re starting to worry you may never get out of here… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Sam The Snowman seen on recent trains doing Santa recon… you better be good, you better dress nice… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Are you going to dinner like that?” ”Dinner? In casual daywear? Are you mad?” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

It is said that the Ghost of Mister French still haunts NYC… forever searching for Buffy, Jody, and other random people with the WASPiest names you could imagine #newyorkcity #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When the building and your wardrobe have the same foundation year… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

I’m increasingly concerned this is not a sleeper train despite everyone being in pajamas… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“They make you work on Labor Day?” ”Work? I’m not even in pinstripes!?!?” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

OK Internet, you can spread the rumor I’m dead, but I’ll be damned if you spread the rumor I don’t have a tie on… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’re trying to dress casual on vacation but everyone says you’re doing it wrong… (I’m aware I haven’t posted much, I’m in the process of moving so it’s been hard to find time) #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“It looks like you’re being choked by your suit” “How many times do we have to go over this. It’s like the bible says, ‘He who haveth no neck, cannot be choketh’” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Happy Fourth of July to all who think I am William Howard Taft returned from the dead/bathtub #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Reading Gen Alpha and Z comments is akin to reading Chaucer. You sometimes can get the gist but man you have no idea what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I can’t figure out what generation you are” I’m from the generation who know what it means when on Saturday mornings female superheros would turn into an elephants in order to inhale their twin brother, who had just turned into a puddle, so they could help their space monkey defeat the evil villian

When you’ve finally become the Wall Street fat cat villain that every 80s comedy movie warned you about. #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

You know you are old when you spend a good portion of your day googling Gen Z and Gen Alpha comments, desperately trying to figure out what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Skinny lapels and skinny ties do not work for big guys —Ralph Waldo Emerson (Ok fine, it was me)

OK Summer you may take my hat, you may take my waistcoat, but you’ll take my jacket and tie out of my cold dead hands. Well I mean I’m not going through the afterlife without a hat or waistcoat like some sort of nudist. OK so you’d have to pry it all out of my dead hands. Ogz# #mensfashion #suits

“If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.” ”Yes but if you put a suit on a pig, suddenly it’s a ham” I’ll see myself out… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Are you Santa?” ”The official position of the North Pole is I am NOT Santa and you should remember that if you don’t want to be on the wrong list” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“When did you decide you were more comfortable wearing suits?” ”I believe that was when I was born and they tried to swaddle me in white cloth and diapers and I cried for days until they realized I would only accept worsted wool pinstripes.” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke

“How do you go to the bathroom with all that on?” <blinking quizzically> ”Um, this is a wool suit. The last time I had a problem like that was when I was wearing a suit of armor with a codpiece. Now THAT was difficult.” #Boston #bostonfashion #gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall

“How do you care for your suits?” ”Um, my suits care for me actually” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“All your outfits are just variations of the same crap. Bold color 3 piece suit, an absurd and goofy tie. Dopey hat. Come on man…” ”Um, Does this mean I have to pay you for coming up with my brand’s mission statement?” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy

“You’re not British?!?!” ”No I’m a Long Islander living in Boston who can’t talk about Sports teams because I’ll be murdered” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“Have you ever considered a fedora?” ”I prefer bowlers. It’s all curves just like my face… and body” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“You look like you go in the guillotine” ”Lord have mercy on the poor workers trying to figure out what part of me could fit in the hole” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

The Sun-Dappled Sartorialist. A rare species known for its awkward poses in public areas, a penchant for judging other species by plumage, and an almost encyclopedic knowledge of Lord Of The Ring lore #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“Which is your favorite suit?” “It’s just like being a mother. You don’t have favorite child. At least until the newest one shows up” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Patient: “Don’t take this the wrong way but have you ever considered playing Santa Claus?” ”Playing? You sound just like Rudolph when he’s in one of his joke moods” #Boston #bostonfashion #gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall

“Do you ever hike or go into the woods? What would you wear?” ”Look, Mother Nature and I have an understanding, I don’t go into her domain and she doesn’t try to eat me.” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“When did you start talking?” ”I believe I was two. My first word was ‘Mama’, my second was ‘Worsted Wool’ which was quickly followed by my third word ‘I’m highly disappointed in how you present yourself in public’. It’s all been downhill and judgemental from there.” Igz#

When the spring blossoms fall, the Bigus Sartorialis becomes depressed knowing that soon he will shed his wool waistcoat and fur hat and be forced to wander around in only a two piece suit… like an animal #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“I hate tight things around my neck and my neck is thick for my body. How do you find shirts that fit?” ”Well, 1) thank you for being the first person in the history of the internet to comment starting with the fetish you DON’T have and 2) you need to try a MTM shirt” #Boston #bostonfashion

”I’m so glad SOMEONE still dresses up to fly!” ”Well, to be fair, you could apply that to any location these days” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

What do you do when your 1 1/2 hour layover turns into 5 hours? Take your jacket off? NO! Roll up your sleeves? Heaven forfend! Loosen your tie? Are you a barbarian? No you embark on a quest to find the shoe shine guy! … and all is right with the world again #Boston #bostonfashion

Saturday Day vs Saturday Evening wear… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys