From a profile: “I put the sex in dyslexic.” 😂

Mince pies are one of your five a day. Though I cannot recommend having five to get all “five”. 🤢🥴

[UK Politics speculation] Seeing the rumblings in the FT this last week about Kier’s tenure as Prime Minister—only increasing since the Senedd byelection in Caerphilly—I reckon that intellectual featherweight/soft-left wet Lucy Powell might somehow end up being the Banshee that cries his demise […]

The UK would be a much better place if it legalized pot like Canada.

My first thing has soft launched. Let’s hope it doesn’t break over the weekend.

[Lewd question] Heya gays, have any of you all been to London’s Roast? What’s the vibe?

I have a massive service stability problem which I could previously solve with IP address blocking but now it’s going to be a DDoS instead. Great. https://exquisite.social/@rqm/115422214495013860

[UK/Welsh Politics] Good job Caerphilly on beating the fash and Labour supporters for learning tactical voting works both ways. #ukpol #walespol

Has anyone got any Hue Essentials GU10? They’re quite inexpensive. But are they also cheap?

[Trump] Have you seen Trump’s ballroom plans? What kind of CapriSun King bullshit is that? Gross. #uspol

Okay folks, I’ve got a typical Journal Article in PDF. I want it as a proper ePub so I can change the margins, font, and text size. This pipeline must be a done thing. Online as a service, by a CLI, all sorts. How do I?

Inside my husband there are two raccoons and neither will ever fill up the butter bell unprompted.

It’s 07:37 and I’m running a schema diff. This is a lot more relaxing than the shit I had to do yesterday. (Soft) go live is todayyyyyy.

Ender’s Game is on Paramount+. I remember the movie being fine, but I loved the books as a kid. Wasn’t Orson Scott Card done for plagiarism? Or was he cancelled for something else?

And with a whimper Manchester Pride goes into voluntary liquidation. May the successor be spun up quickly, leading to a more responsive, inclusive, and less fucking exhausting gloryseeking management. https://www.manchesterpride.com/statement

lol at a person I know getting asked to comment for a dumb as fuck Metro headline which could have been answered by Betteridge

Both are inefficient and wasteful. https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/115417448900001464

As a loser in fucking engineering I would go to the office daily If my office had a soundproof booth With a scream activated arcade-style high score screen So I could track my personal success at screaming And compare my frustration levels over time against myself and others

It has been zero (0) days since I’ve seen dependencies that included both Postgres and Redis.

Got to my barber’s early and the conversation is so inane. KMN. Makes matter worse it wasn’t 15 minutes early. But 1:15 early. Fuck me let’s hope the other lad isn’t as fucking dumb.

Today in Microsoft is a scourge: They believe that 301 Moved Permanently should be used for HTTP to HTTPS upgrades, which doesn't guarantee the same HTTP method. They should mandate that developers use 308 Permanent Redirect. Or at least support people using the correct HTTP status codes […]

Okay, but why isn’t on device translate which is baked into iOS on iPhone available right now?

@motoridersd I feel like some inept Level 3 Mage, chanting in a language he doesn’t understand, frantically trying to realign and rewrite timelines because he Fucked It™. Ahh. git.