I hear there's a Penguin Party happening today I wonder if I'm invited Good morning

"Hey, how's your day going, fleshslice?"

I had something I was going to say this morning but I forgor

I'm not used to all this attention It's scary Good morning

Woah, That's awesome!

Put too much milk in my tea :{ Bleh

What if "Pippins" got frozen by the freeze beats

I never get any cool dreams I remember I had a dream a really long time ago about being a bat That's a cool dream Says the Mews Good morning

Slightly flat good morning

Big bright thing is in the sky Must mean it's the good morning now

I don't think I posted it to Bluesky yet so here's my proof of unemployment

Is New Horizons Switch 2 edition worth it? I'm seeing mixed messages and I'm not going to waste money on something that doesn't change shit

Tried listening to 99 Pippins noises to relax me in my sleep Didn't work Good morning

Please game Shasha is one of my most wanted villagers you can't taunt me like this why

Deels like a combo between the good morning and the good night That's impressive

I wanna see my Lil' Pluey....

I wanna sleeeeeeeep But I can't sleeeeeeeep And it's six o'cloooooooock So I have to get uuuuuuuuup Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Good morning

I have a doctor's appointment today Hope they give me something to help me sleep I miss sleep Good morning

I'm playing Wario World for the first time for some reason That's not the Pizza Tower taunt sound effect is it

Why must the human brain be so weird I wish I didn't have ownership of it sometimes Come on brain, shut off for a bit, go on holiday! Much nicer than being in my head I assure you

My iconic trick for this good morning will be stealing your breakfast ... Tastes cheesy

I swear, you people see PINK and YELLOW and think, oh, a FRIEND!!

Was thinking about how xylophone is pronounced Deep philosophical question Good morning

I've been in a very "Pippins" mood lately More so than usual

Being marginally better after the illness means I get to go back to doing what's most important in life Scoffing apple pie and downing tea

They could never make me hate you celery sticks from the salad

Good morning Mr. Sunshine Do you ever think it's weird how American English adds the full stop on the end but British English doesn't I think it looks nicer with the full stop I'm going to keep doing it

None of that was skill

What if "Pippins" were real and watched over you while you slept

C+ sleep I think Do better next time for a passing grade Good morning

Hi I'm Mews or Jay Any pronouns Bisexual furry freak I talk about literally anything I feel like but I primarily talk about ❤️-Undertale & Deltarune 🐧-Pokémon 🌱-Pikmin 💫-Kirby More about me ----> ccmews.straw.page #Promosky

It's a good morning to do some good moaning because last night sucked and I'm a grumpy mess of a Mews now

Good morning Might try bake something today Might is doing some heavy lifting

I'm supposed to be asleep right now but have a photo of my stupid son that I took earlier today before I go to bed

What if Mews came to your house and stole all of your cheese? What would you do then? You'd suffer Because you'd have no cheese Disaster

Technically there's snow outside today Only like 1cm of it But it is snow I can cross it off my bingo Good morning

I didn't think it was getting up time Whoopsie Good morning

It's the first Saturday January 3rd of 2026 How wonderful Good morning

Too much free time (Ranked best to worst)

I guess it was wishful thinking to think that all my problems would disappear in the New Year Damn Good morning

If this was real life Oatchi would be going mad by now

First good morning of 2026 How nice

Happy New Year 2026!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧

It's our first New Year with TENNA How exciting

I'm sure all that boost stat will sure be helpful on my machine that's stuck at zero boost Cheers game

Good morning Happy New Year's Eve Can't wait for this hellish year to be behind me genuinely

Jaw hurts like hell Good morning

I'm never making a promise again Stupid health issues