The RAM-ifications of AI

Why are people mad at Jimmy Fallon lushing over Sam Altman? I'd be jazzed too if I was AI and got to meet the CEO of a company in the most debt any entity in the world has ever known to further the development for me & my brethren It's scary to see it get this realistic, jokes still not there yet

Paul Dano plays Charlie Brown in a dark/gritty, live action version of the peanuts cartoon Returning home on bereavement leave for Snoopy. Spanning over Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. This twisted SOB is going to need more than 5¢ psychiatric help to get through the holidays -Good Grief

Please bring back design elements of the Walkman into all personal devices Yearning for a stiff toggle switch and a volume dial/knob... Throw in a clasp

What are we even doing here?!

"Nothing from my end thanks" going back to mute my phone to wait for the sweet end of a weekly SCRUM. The Police walk back holding my license, registration, and a breathalyzer The broken glass and motor oil shimmer from the raindrops bouncing and rippling against the debris My GT Racer destroyed

From what I can tell; people making a facsimile of art with AI have the bulk of work around social media and marketing. This is work that can be done by bots successfully for well over a decade Anyone with a subscription can make the same media, are you making anything but waste?

It's going to be a Christmas worth celebrating this year Last year we all thought this, but no. It's this year Next year will be even more serious as the naughty list will be posted online, including sensitive personal information & medical history Make this year's count before Doxing day

Dude where I come from, everyday is Cyber Monday

Is Black Friday the most celebrated holiday?

Tom Hanks could make a charity, I don't see why not T.Hanks Giving

This place is just Tumblr #bsky

Do NOT flush your e-waste down the toilet Marie Kondo wouldn't advise this, "de-clutter technique"

NVIDIA got me opening a Klarna account Because buddy, we gaming! #blender

What's the ideal game to play while sick? Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow. I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades #Gamers

Geez, I'm so sick I tell ya. I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO

Can confirm, I won't be on Netflix afterall

The greatest trick society ever pulled was pretending Sundays aren't everyday

Turns out getting delivery on deconstructed plates from restaurants, and assembling them at home does NOT save you money #Foodsky

TIL Magic The Gathering was MAGA

The 5070 TI OC is a beast!! it's so big it doesn't fit inside the computer. Yup! It's that good

Freak off the leash

What are you reading? #booksky

Tired of seeing politicians trolling each other with AI Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you

Bought the darn thing when the salesman told me it was, "lergit"

Way to shit the toilet

I'm not sorry for pretending to be Korean, but will put an end to it

쓰레기 구덩이에서 만나자

내 대체자를 온보딩하다

집에서 쫓겨났다

나는 전선을 꿈꾼다

노래방에서 울다

도마뱀을 보며

My stepmom is kissing my stepdad

Whoa, it's scary being an able-bodied video game player right now

When BSKY has sports news and Caturday trending on a Tuesday

You think those people on, Love Is Blind, ever got caught jorking it in the pods?

Doctor told me that I have that disease in the movie, Limitless. But it's progressed to the stage at the end where he's a dummy and has no money Still haven't seen that movie, just that Rugrats episode where they explore the same themes This synopsis is crazy rugrats.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sme...

I keep giving good people bad ideas

Video Games did not prepare you well enough for social interactions that will forever alter your progression Don't just say. "Doubt" to people.... It's rude

Keyboard [X] Mouse [X] Screen [X] Oh yea, it's computer time

Started saving up for one of these bad boys a while ago It'll be my first car

INT. DUSK Dr. walks out of the master bedroom and closes the door. Head down and solemnly announces to the family members gathered in hushed silence Sorry, I did all I could.... it wouldn't flush She dries her eyes on her lab-coat while water trickles in from under the door, staining her DC shoes

This game is cringe 1000 days of nothing but seeing an app become AI slop, and infinitely more expensive to use the good AI ~$30 / month for MAX Learned more from this $14 book, and Duolingo isn't even on BSKY to see this If you're learning a language, get a tutor. You need that in-person shame

The soy boys are too powerful rn The greatest trick they've ever pulled was making it seem like nobody should have soy. This was how they stockpiled their surplus at a discount, and now they're hoarding it Demand is up and supply is low. Can't even open my window without hearing chants for, "SOY!"

Sometimes I walk up to the toilet only to forget how to piss 🤦

At work, let people know that you just found out about AI and are jazzed about it It'll let them know your fingers are on the pulse of technology and you're willing to acknowledge it

Needed to lock in

Knew I wasn't too slow playing game

I'm older now than Young Sheldon ever was by 20 years. So in a sense he's the younger man Seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to He was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there