Kimmel totally nails everything happening right now, especially what seems like Melania trying to distance herself from the Epstein situation before it really blows up. Is something big coming?

Gee, I wonder where Trump got the idea for an arch.

Varney to Hassett: "A fine performance, if I may say. 3.3% inflation and you smiled all the way through, as you usually do." Hasset tries to deflect by pivoting to egg and ticket prices.

Fox host complains about low teen pregnancy rates: "The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%." Why do creepy white men want to have teenagers get pregnant?

Megyn Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.”

"I'm not a victim," while claiming she is a victim. A little late to touch your nose and say not me.

Captain Chaos currently holds the lowest net approval rating among independents of any president in history. He is polling 10 points lower than Richard Nixon was just before his resignation.

Trump: "We destroyed everything, absolutely everything in Iran." Macron: "Yes, six months ago, we were told everything was destroyed and leveled. Do you think we’re fools again? Trump is neither elegant nor at the required level."

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell delivers the bad news: “There is effectively zero net job creation in the private sector.” That’s right. Zero over the past 6 months. America is screwed.

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that." Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed."

Marco Rubio 3 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military.” Trump yesterday: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military.”

Trump (Captain Chaos) wants us to think that we must change the American economy to a wartime state and give up Daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, Healthcare, etc., for wars, aka butter for guns.

A retired US Major General calls Secretary of War Pete Hegseth a potential war criminal and confirms that the Trump regime is in blatant violation of American and international law.

Zakaria exposes how Trump treats a catastrophic global war like a cheap reality TV show, constantly contradicting himself.

French general tells Trump officials 'stop snorting cocaine' over Iran runway plan. Yakovleff had previously likened joining the president's unilateral conflict in Iran to "buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg." www.irishstar.com/news/politic...

Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz China's FM: But the Strait of Hormuz was already open before the war? The root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran.

A U.S. senator points out the absolute insanity of spending 2 billion dollars a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz when it was already open before Trump started the war.

China says: "If a negotiated solution is truly what the U.S. wants, it should stop threatening and blackmailing China and seek dialogue based on equality, respect, and mutual benefit. To keep asking for a deal while exerting extreme pressure is not the right way to deal with China..."

Trump: “When we go in church, and I drink my little wine....and have my little cracker, I guess that’s a form of asking for forgiveness.” This idiot expects us to believe he goes to church.

Hegseth is hosting extremist prayer services at the Pentagon. He is literally using holy war rhetoric to pray for "overwhelming violence" and "no mercy" against Iranians.

Have you ever witnessed a more erratic and emotionally UNSTABLE individual in charge of the Pentagon? Shouting at the media for quoting Trump's OWN words. Hegseth is out of his depth. Impeach him.

Acting U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche States DOJ Will Not Release Additional Epstein Files or Pursue Prosecutions.

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche desperately tries to deflect what was exposed on ABC News: A UAE official bought a 500 million dollar secret stake in a Trump company right before getting access to guarded US AI chips.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

A corrections officer at the detention facility called the FBI’s National Threat Operations Center that same night, a Friday, at 6:28 p.m. to report that he had “never seen this amount of bags of shredded documents coming out to be put in the dumpster at the rear gate of MCC.”

Vance: "Because we have such a big problem with left-wing political violence... we really have to re-train the entire government to focus on the left-wing violence problem." FACT CHECK: DOJ quietly removes study showing right-wing attacks ‘outpace’ those by left. www.congress.gov/119/meeting/...

Boebert said wait times at the Minneapolis airport dropped to less than five minutes after ICE agents showed up. FACT CHECK: ICE has not been deployed to MSP. www.fox9.com/news/msp-air... www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne... www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...

The head handmaiden has spoken: "The Democratic Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals." Leavitt would deny the sun exists if Trump told her to.

Oopsy daisy.

Trump’s former lawyer, Ty Cobb, just unloaded on his ex-boss after Trump celebrated the death of Robert Mueller: “He is a demented narcissist, rules the country in a very authoritarian manner with the assistance of a cowardly cabinet…”

Send ICE to Iran.

It's people on food stamps. Not.

Once upon a time, we expected our President to behave like an adult.

Meanwhile, many young Americans can’t afford a home or health insurance.

When you lose Lauren Boebert: I've already told leadership I am a no on any war supplemental. I am so tired of spending money elsewhere. I am tired of the industrial war complex getting all of our hard-earned tax dollars. I have folks in Colorado who can't afford to live.

How about one of those little chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil? He can save the wrappers to decorate his ballroom.

Seven times. That's how many times Democrats have tried to fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard. And every single time, Republicans have refused.

Ask Chevron and Israel for the money. We're broke.

Expect nothing less from a puppy killer.

Translation: "Trumpnomics is a Dumpster Fire".

Republicans believe government surveillance is good now.

Newsom slammed Trump for promoting National security briefings as a reward for loyalty for his donors, calling him a 'disgusting man.' www.irishstar.com/news/politic...

The newscaster says home prices are up because people no longer know how to build their own homes. At the same time, Trump housing official Bill Pulte blames rising wages under Biden for housing affordability.

Netanyahu: "We will make it to the return of the Messiah, but this will not happen next Thursday." Once again, Benjamin Netanyahu is exploiting prophecy. Faith should never be weaponized for war or expansion.

Ossoff Slams White House Video Portraying Iran War as Game.

JD Vance blames soaring gas prices on Joe Biden: "Joe Biden left us in a terrible situation. The reason why gas prices are where they are today is because of Donald Trump’s work." Note: Gas was $2.99 a gallon when Biden left office. Gas is $3.65 and rising now.

Nazis gonna nazi.

So far, at least four companies that received contracts to construct a "Golden Dome for America" are owned by Cerberus Capital Management, which was established by billionaire Steve Feinberg. He currently serves as the deputy secretary of defense.