"I never really wanted to live a public life" - a grown adult voluntarily making a guest appearance on a nationally distributed podcast that is simulcast on ESPN and YouTube.

100% getting ahead of myself, but can you imagine if the Seahawks go back-to-back winning titles in Levi's and SoFi Stadiums?

Ugh.

All the pro-Rams talk pre-game. All the pro-Rams talk by the commentary team. I'm over it. Put this game away already.

Can't find a more ringing endorsement for abortion out there.

Bottles will be popping in Chicago tonight. Unfortunately, it's Malört, but they'll be popping tonight.

Lame.

Yes. I'm literally buying boxes of robots undiguised.

All these performers dropping out of shows at The Kennedy Center, and I'm all for it. But can someone book Neneh Cherry in their place and have her just sing Manchild on repeat for an hour?

Macdonald just got out-coached. Tried to big brain it instead of just doing what you've been doing to this point.

What's Macdonald doing? These are the worst plays to challenge.

I hate the Rams.

I swear, if the Seahawks lose to the Rams in these Jaguars ass uniforms...

Congratulations to Aaron Judge on this participation trophy for almost hitting 60 homers, almost playing a demanding defensive position and almost winning your division

McBride yapping at the crowd while down 35...

Why are these London and Germany games at 6am Sunday morning and not like 2pm Monday afternoon?

I don't post a lot, mostly because so much about this Administration and socio-political climate just pisses me off and that's not the feelings and demeanor I want to spread... That said- fuck Republicans and fuck everyone who has brought this onto this country. I'm so tired of being pissed off.

Tim Walz, just another white man who forgot he ain't from here neither.

What's the tariff rate on a Filipino-Cambodian-American's tooth right now?

Why do I have to specify cutting a sub sandwich in half, and not cutting a burrito?

TIL that Mexicans learned how to make Sotol, Mezcal, and Tequila from Filipino immigrants who brought their own stills to distill liquor. Because of course we did.

RFK Jr. is EXACTLY why DEI policies were in place.

...They thought they were going to move 2000 of these in a single day?

It's not anti-Semitic to tell Israel to stop fucking killing Palestinian children.

Chat. I'm at an Applebee's right now, having wings, and listening to the WORST Tinder date behind me. This dude has talked Non. Stop. the entire time and keeps calling this woman "bro."

The Malcolm Butler interception. Everything's been downhill since Russ threw that ball.

Well, fuck.

Well, fuck.

I don't know if Tevin Campbell sings i2i or Stand Out at any live shows, but I'd 100% go if he does.

Vox fumbled the bag. This sucks today, but I truly believe it'll be better off for you.

Lemon-Lime Gatorade...

Game, blouses.

I hate these commercials with Snoop and Tom Brady.

... Good luck on that lawsuit, Drake.

SB XLVIII vibes going so far

Oh. The whole When Harry Met Sally reunion thing was for a mayonnaise commercial. What a time to be living in.

White CB with a pick-6 in the Super Bowl!

That throw was something.

Direct snap tush push to Saquon?

Lilo and Stitch, I get. How to Train Your Dragon going from an entirely CGI movie to a mostly CGI movie, I do not.

Not dispelling the narrative about officiating with that one.

Very Minimalist on the score bug. It's clean though.

Wonder if we some B-roll of the cemetary in New Orleans where Nic Cage used to go and just hang out as if that's what people do.

Need more Juvenile played by a marching band in my life.

The way this Pho restaurant posts menu items on the window makes it look like there's a magazine titled Mongolian Beef. I would 100% subscribe to it.

Never forget: Kansas City Chiefs fans took the noise record from Seattle in 2013. Arrowhead seats 20,000 more people than the now Lumen Field. Guess I'm rooting for the Eagles.

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