Uh oh I’m mad about the things COVID took away again!

#Survivor49 no context

#BB27 RUN YOUR SHOWERS!! ASHLEYS TAKING THIS!

Benched Kyler for Jaxson on my 0-3 squad. Call in my “Shot in the Dart”. #fantasyfootball #survivor

#TAR38 Kat accidentally keeping the bandana, going back and melting down over it, and then using said bandana to dry her tears is such peak Kat. Im SO glad to see her again!

Microdosing some main character energy by going to the airport (a possible thread)

I might be on the side of Spiders now, just in general. Little guy has the sickest web on my bathroom light and attached to the door frame a few feet away. Just spent 15 minutes watching him do some web-weaving and what a mind he has….

#Survivor50 if we’re really cutting Jerri just got ahead and take Colby with her too tbh

RIP to the only fantasy football “redraft” league I was in….theres talking about switching to “keeper” 😖

Of all the episodes of #Survivor, this was certainly one of them.

Mass-walkout happening at my work and I’m unfortunately NOT a part of it 😣

#Survivor48 The best part of getting Sai on the jury would’ve actually been Cedrick being the last pre-jury member to show up to Ponderosa

A successful Logan idol play episode happening on my birthday is so surreal! #SurvivorAU

#TAR38 #RHAP How many times will we get Enzo and his brother struggling at a task and then getting a “That’s it, yo….” before cutting to commercial. I guess at least 4, only because they have 3 legs in them max

We riot. #TAR38

The best part of being invited to a wedding in another country 2 years ahead of time is that you have time to fully prepare to MOVE there instead

Dolores bringing up Dorinda of all people….this woman is playing her own seperate game of something #TheTraitorsUS

Played #TheWhiteLotus theme music in my bar tonight. 👨🏻‍🍳💋

I hope America, Dee and Sydney are all having great days today! #Challenge41

Bianca during the K*ny* divorce: Dramatically unzips a suitcase on the bed. Wipes away a tear as she opens up the closet, which is empty of course… She angrily grabs her empty hangers and walks barefoot out the house in the sweats and hoodie she kept in a box hidden in the ceiling.

Harrison Butker not even touching the field in the Super Bowl - love to see it. #SuperBowlLIX

Experienced some all time “life feelings” this weekend: -Winning a raffle for a piece of snowboard gear that I *actually* needed. -Walking into a shop and finding the exact vinyl record you had in mind (Discovery by Daft Punk)

The same trivia team that dominates my regular games has now won the charity fundraiser night THREE years in a row. I fear this a bad omen for what’s to come tomorrow #SuperBowlLIX

Montoya for #TheChallenge or something, need more of that guy lmao

Isweartogod if BeastModeCowboy completes the trifecta first here we RIOT.

STEPHANIE BERGER ON SURVIVOR?!

Any cast of #TheTraitorsUS without either/both of these two is a miss. GET RONALD GLADDEN ON ANOTHER REALITY SHOW

FBJ was either gonna give us a Claire or Bayleigh win, so either way the audience was winning #TraitorsRHAP

When you work a Friday night/Saturday afternoon bartending clopen BUT there’s #TheTraitorsRHAP in between.

Is this jury rundown just a rebranded Rites of Passage? #Survivor #RHAP

I called it weeks ago that Teeny’s bag getting burned was her fire loser foreshadow #Survivor47

I had written this fire-making challenge off as another boring one but WOW. Well done to both Teeny and Sam #Survivor47 has never stopped delivering.

Genevieve on the jury looks like Victoria from House of Villains, I can’t unsee it. #Survivor

Reading through SurvivorSky makes me glad I’m not the only one who also “almost” cried along with her when Rachel won immunity😅 #Survivor47 #RHAP

#Survivor47 Rachel listening to Andy in the hammock:

#Survivor47 finale in Jersey Shore terms: Tonight is the shirt before the shirt.

So can we put the UHC assassin on the next Dancing with the Stars?

Can you believe there’s people out there who don’t even CARE about nor even understand Operation Italy?! They don’t even KNOW #Survivor47 is on tv and they just….go about their lives?!🤨

There are some D1 haters on this #Survivor47 cast, I did NOT expect Teeny to be one! Jeff plz give us a cast of only haters plz😂

Not to be *that guy*, but I think I’m *that guy* this year 😬 #odesza #wrapped

Sorry to spoil a 5-year-old-LoveIsland-knockoff but THIS clip is was got me to find and aggressively binge #ParadiseHotel. Cant recommend the ride enough!! Don’t think this clip tells you everything, the setup is W.I.L.D.

#RHAP So I saw a clip on Twitter spoiling the end of Paradise Hotel from 2019 and decided to find it online and start the binge… It’s Love Island with a skosh of Big Brother, and I’m here for it!!! Was there coverage from @robhasapodcast.bsky.social ???

Rest easy, sweet prince. 😘🥲

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

It really really pains me to put this forth…he’s my guy but… Is Younghoe Koo washed??!😖

Watching the east coast stream of #Survivor and then going into work immediately after watching is my favorite part of Wednesdays

*commercial voice: Why did I make the switch to BlueSky? I’m a grown man, I don’t want to be forced to know what a Rizzler or a Big Justice is on X. I know too much…

Nico Collins went for $10 in a guillotine league of mine. I fuckn LOVE #fantasyfootball.

Really hope the concert tonight also has the NFL game on too 🤞🏻

My boss scheduled our manager meeting for a SUNDAY MORNING! How dare she make me miss “church”!! How will my fantasy players know that they need to play better without me yelling at my TV and stressfully looking at the Sleeper app?!?!?!