Ooh, I’m sorry Ms. Hiring Manager Ma’am, but unfortunately a witch cursed me so that I lose 1% of my lifespan every time I wake up before 8am so…

people on the L train vs people on any other train in the city

Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a queer baby with the Secret History — Blissless Ignorance What do you do when you suspect your beloved fiancé of lying to you for the past year? Detective Ezra Brooks has been searching for a murderer. But the answer might be wearing his engagement ring. #DVpit #BlackMC #BVM

What do you do when you suspect your beloved fiancé of lying to you for the past year? Detective Ezra Brooks is searching for a murderer. But the answer might be closer than he’d like to think. #DVpit #lgbt #BlackMC #BiMC

A serial murderer has stumped the homicide detectives of Boston. But what will one Black detective do when he learns that his fiancé might know more about the case than any outsider should? #DVpit #lgbt #BlackMC #biMC

A Black detective working on a serial homicide case has his marriage plans turned upside down when he discovers that his seemingly perfect fiance knows more about the case than any good detective would expect #DVpit #lgbt

when will these companies learn that we, the people, do not want AI shoved down our throats? 🫩

A detective working on a case involving a serial murderer has his marriage plans turned upside down when he discovers that his seemingly perfect fiancé knows more about the case than any good detective would expect. #preDV

the bookish version of mixing up to, too, and two is mixing up epigraph, epitaph, and epithet