UK Subs detained

Unisee, Bremen for today’s #Parkrun tourism Well worth the 05:30 wake up & 2.5h round trip from Hamburg. Very friendly volunteers and a scenic course. What more could you want 🏃

Grown men?

Running out of superlatives to describe Kylian Mbappe

🤫 You don't get to have the final say at Goodison Park.

Absolutely delighted for Nicky Hayen. What an achievement for Club Brugge

DAVID MOYES

Fortuna Düsseldorf & #parkrun tourism. (nearly) a perfect weekend 🇩🇪

Early start… Düsseldorf bound once again. Nothing but three points will do today #F95

Love watching Jamie Gittens play. Would love to see him in the England squad in the not too distant future

A fun morning at an incredibly busy Heaton #parkrun in Manchester; the only event that survived the ice between Anglesey and Sheffield. Huge thanks as always to the volunteers who braved the -7c!

Really, really pleased with David Moyes. A significantly more capable manager than Sean Dyche who deserves to see out Goodison Park and into Bramley Moore #EFC

Darren Bond should never referee a professional football match again. Embarrassing performance #FULIPS

Two blatantly incorrect decisions at Craven Cottage already by VAR. A clear penalty for Fulham not given and a red card for Leif Davis not given. Can see which way the people in charge want this game to go #FULIPS

More #parkrun tourism this morning - Old Railway Trail in Llangollen. Four to go to complete my first alphabet, although it gets a bit harder from here 😬

#Parkrun this morning - a first visit to Hyde very nearly missed due to congestion on the M60 Not normally a fan of 3+ lappers but absolutely loved this one. Mixed terrain, great scenery, undulating and wet and muddy. Will definitely revisit

Moody

You’re a tosser if you recline your seat on a plane. End of debate

No credit to the manager there. Rescued by a Pickford penalty save and brilliant performance as well as a moment of magic from Ndiaye

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #1 #Pickford

You’ll do well to find a worse refereeing performance than that first half from Chris Kavanagh. Unbelievable lack of consistency #EFC

📣CALLING PARK END VOLUNTEERS 📣 We are still looking for more volunteers for the Park End v Chelsea this Sunday 💪 If you sit in the Park End & can help hold a flag or 2-pole banner please send us a DM or sign up with the Volunteer section at the bottom of our website: 1878s.co.uk UTFT 👊🔵🟡⚪️

Staff probably celebrating not being put on furlough

First full day in Barbados today. Forgot how challenging it is running in this heat 😅🇧🇧 #Barbados

Gladbach ultra group Sottocultura protested against the German FA (DFB) for voting in favor of handing the 2034 World Cup to Saudi Arabia by using Germany’s players‘ own trick: “Human rights” shirts On the banners: “SA follows Qatar: empty words, not actions!” “F*** you and your World Cup!”

There are several reasons why I couldn't bring myself to vote for the Labour Party; Wes Streeting accounts for a significant number of them.

Jamie Carragher is hands down the worst commentator in English football

Wir sind so fucking back #F95

Is there anything worse on the television than “Strictly Come Dancing”?

Today's Merseyside derby at Goodison Park has been postponed due to adverse weather conditions. Full details to follow.

The 245th Merseyside Derby has been postponed due to weather conditions 🔵

We stand in solidarity with Peterborough United and their fans: www.theposh.com/news/club-di... Appalling scheduling for what could be the last ever FA cup tie at Goodison and will be their first ever visit to us. Yet again, consideration for the match-going fans is the last thing on the agenda 😡

A much needed three points #EFC

Sam of course has no problem wearing shirts with gambling sponsors on though. Money talks

Asked Dyche why there has been such a slump this season. He doesn't believe there has been one, but Everton took 48 points in 23-24 & are now on just 11 after 13 games - their lowest since 94-95 His teams are meant to be solid but they capitulated after the opener www.nytimes.com/athletic/596...

“Feed the scousers” #MUFC #EFC

Can you tell I’ve been here before? #F95

Different year same shit. Sooner we see the back of this manager the better #EFC

Starting Beto in a game we’ve got no chance. I despair at the manager I really do. I hope he gets half a chance today

Charli xcx review – a magnificent, one-woman triumph

Saudi 2034 gets "highest ever score in bidding history" in Fifa's evaluation report. Must be good given the number who will die getting it ready, the fact a major host city remains *unbuilt* and ongoing uncertainty about its timing. If you think they're laughing at you, it probably because they are.

Minutes with #EFCU21 for Chermiti and Broja! 💪🔙🔜

Very interesting geopolitical developments going on in Georgia over the last month ⬇️

Charli XCX last night @ Co-op Live, Manchester Great venue and incredible performance from start to finish. Another artist I was desperate to see ticked off Brat summer never ends 🍏💚

As a society we really must study gay British men’s obsession with amateur German football clubs I would love to know what this guy was doing wearing a VfB Luisenthal top at Charli XCX tonight in Manchester

Not drinking at all = absolutely fine Choosing to drink less = absolutely fine Insisting everyone should moderate their alcohol consumption = peak Guardian Little bit of advice: don’t be this *** at your works Christmas party.

Will try and make it down to join this on Sunday and would encourage all Evertonians to do the same. Exploitation is happening right across English football at almost every single club and fans need to stand in unison against it #StopExploitingLoyalty

10 years ago, Jesus. I’ll be dead soon.

Good to see Ao finally getting the recognition he deserves. Crazy to think they weren’t even starting him at the start of this season

Oddly refreshing to look under this tweet and see genuine opinions rather than some “football twitter” clowns begging for likes through verified accounts