seattle really loves dragging out high stakes games against toronto to the very end huh

TIL i am not following the jordan morris i thought i was following

as a sounders fan in philadelphia it’s very triggering on eagles game day to see everyone in dark green. therefore next weekend i will be wishing everyone in seattle wearing dark green a go birds

SOURCES: in an effort to get ahead of miami’s RHONJ-style brawl tonight, MLS is banning clint dempsey for two years. (does she ever get tired of making this joke? no she does not.)

the alt text is the true hero

mama Roldan with the topo chico handoff last shot of the broadcast 👏👏👏

YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.

literally just said “what do i need to do, put the smelly jersey from 2019 on?”

bring back svensson and dempsey for just one game that includes moose, goose and deuce pls.

sounders twitter rises from the dead and i’m eyeing flights not even a week later

!!!!!! sounders twitter!!!!!!

well it took me long enough but i’m glad to finally figure out where sounders twitter went.