Got to meet another one of my favorite rabbits, @southwesthare.bsky.social When I seen this hare debut, @tomacats.bsky.social officially became my dream maker!! 🍅🐱 #FWA2025 #furry #fursuit

Come down and live in my carpeted basement, where we can eat imitation crab meat and I can show you my model trains, and we can stomp on the diorama like Godzilla!

“Mysterious Christmas party beauty, must I invoke American poet Biggie Smalls to do justice to you? You tha flyest dog-person by far, by a mile, girl I won’t lie or be in deNILE, you da finest priestess at the party, wanna bet? Come over to the bar & let me buy you a heket! Arf!”

Here's my jiu-jitsu cobra, Seth, just hanging out in the sauna after training. He's a clever and venomous constrictor, but an all-around nice guy and safe training partner. BJJ and serpent icons go together SO well, and I'm really happy with him! Thanks to @cybermarkarts.bsky.social !

I just spent a good chunk of hours this afternoon getting my dream car. New 2025 white Honda Civic hatch. Gonna mildly deck it out and then show it off here soon, hopefully before Christmas.

Starbucks always plays this music that sounds like hipsters are waking up, yawning, complaining about something, and having an orgasm at the same time.

[Writing report 11/7/24] Up early and on the grind at Starbucks (yes, being a coffee hipster today). Didn't write forward, but instead went back and spruced-up or totally redid some good scenes and turned firecrackers into dynamite. Za-POW.

Darlings, write that book. Ignore the 'not selling' rhetoric. Write the book. Write your fix-up novels or your trashy book or your serious historical epic or your barely-disguised autobiography or your pew-pew SF. The people who love books depend on you. Do not fail them.

Ahhh I don't have any vittles for you this morning, Mr. Burnt-Umber beeboo. :C

Well hey now. <3

Crude Club of Thorns didn't even crit, bro. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYSt...

I like to think I'm about as American as Richard Marcinko firing an AR15 from a flatbed Ford. But does that mean it's patriotic to send me ads like this bro? -.-

So, February has been a month of grunt work, sickness, and setbacks. Fortunately it's only the 12th, so let's turn things around, Mikey! Here's a preview of the new home gun (Mossberg Shockwave) I'm tricking-out as the parts come in.

Ooooh I'm just gonna flick through this sale rack at Hot Topic. Probably won't find anyth - WAIT WAIT WAAAIIIIIIT. XD Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D

"(Mm) Pussy tighter than a cheerio (Mmm)" So then that makes you a needle-dick, even metaphorically speaking! XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=H23O...

Happy soon-to-be new year everyone! I'm on a great creative writing streak, and I intend on keeping it that way. I won't say sEe YoU NeXt YeAr!!! because I want to spinning backfist everyone who I've heard say that. But please, be well, and enjoy your evening!

My parents are down to visit with their 9 month old Belgian Malinois, Quick! Here's daddy about to throw the tennis ball, and Quick getting a drink, in her Tacti-Pup collar!

It amazes me what mankind in this era will milk for its...milk. As you see here, even oat milk itself questions its existence. Does this culinary chimera foreshadow civil strife and reed-boat orgies, *again*? I don't have time for that, and it's not even Friday! Frikkin' ARF! >.<

*Cute Christams Eve writing update* Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get. But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!

Thank you, Mr. Bing, for another render of my beachball nose-balancing boy! What is his name? What's his backstory? I don't know yet - I just love sleek black beasties, and seals are titanically underrated. Ork ork, yo!

*Personal writing accountability update 12/22* Got the most obnoxious-sounding latte I could find at the local coffee place and am gonna get 4 hours in. Will delete this post if I can't step it up. Let's rock.

*Writing update 12/21/23* Great novel-writing progress tonight so far. Tea and delicious/expensive bread on hand. The best stuff happens outside of the limelight.

I cannot remember the last time I saw an anthropomorphic seal. So I wove a spell in Bing AI and made one! I doubt he'll appear in my more serious work or writing, but I'm happily surprised at how well this guy took to the anthro-treatment!

im on ur trails, stealin' ur cameras www.youtube.com/watch?v=itsr...

*Writing Update 12/18* Got in a good 3-4 hrs on my novel yesterday. I went back and read my work from last week aloud, ironing out character voice and fixing an embarrassing chronological error that nobody will ever know about!

I decided to develop a character based on a species I love but rarely think about, and came up with this red squirrel! Part Beatrix Potter, part agro platform adventurer, all high-metab and helpful adventure-bro. Found the right Bing AI spell after a lot of failed attempts.

Doing a ton of long fiction writing this weekend and loving it. My latest scene to develop character involves two friends infiltrating and exploring the long-abandoned and spooky Seaview Hospital on Staten Island. Years ago I teamed up with a buddy to explore this place, and boy was it a trip.

Took a week break from social media to get not-sick and take care of Christmas stuff. I'm back now and looking forward to what you animals have been up to! =^.^=

Under the weather for the first time in what, four years? (Exercise and take your vitamins, kids.) I'm too tired to know what to post, so here's a Bing AI wolfman jump-kicking Santa Claus.

A legendary (to me) pic of a wild fox taken by my parents up in Maine. It's not the best picture quality, but I love his poise and black socks! Foxes have often popped up in my life when I've been under extreme duress or looking for direction!

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This fursuit only costed $17 and fits like a dream. =^.^=

My mom texts me this the other day. She probably would have gotten it for me for Christmas if it existed when I was a kid. Feeling blessed to have parents who get my Dr. Dolittle thing. :D

So ok, due to popular demand from several different subcultures and crews I'm part of, I've decided to give my jackal-guy his own page. Give him a follow, and he'll bless you by telling you how to live your life while explaining all that's wrong with the modern world! bsky.app/profile/anub...

Worked my ass off today. Now to read a book and catch up with you lovely weirdos!

Driving to a family member's Thanksgiving party. :D HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! <3

Well good morning there, you animals! Even if you're lounging in your pajamas today, me sharp and stylin' in your minds and Gatsby it up (without the bootlegging, of course)! Busy day of work before Thanksgiving here, but I'll see you around soon!

That vole . . . er, goal you've been searching for? It's out there. Train hard, smash this day. Keep your circle small and your friends close. Let's git it!

Good afternoon all you sly bosses and grindy animals trying to get by! Short work week ahead of us. Let's git it!

4-hour downtown writing session in the books. Making no claims or predictions - just happy to be on the grind and feeling good about where it's going.

Here is Dandelion Thunderfoot Childs, my Muay Thai rabbit! He hasn’t fully figured out how to integrate his cute side with his warrior side. Where will his battles take him, and how will he respond? Big thanks to @sketchymouse.bsky.social y.social for this!

"Some of you humans advised me to make my own account and perhaps even monetize it! Please, give me no gold when my scintillating wisdom guides you through the banality of modern life. But I shall take a short hiatus to plan and ponder on this. Arf!"

I can't even think of a caption for this one because I'm laughing so hard. XD I'd have put more effort into it if the AI hadn't mangled my jackal's hand! Still, I can't help but wonder how his debate with Trumphotep is going!

Amazing gift-art from CyberMark, who deserves far more attention! Here's my mystical Egyptian jackal Adjo. Tl;dr version, he's an eccentric, lovable esotericist psychedelics dealer who eventually becomes an eccentric, lovable Coptic Christian.

Yesterday, I sang the maqamat in my Theban harem. Today, I sing the ‘Workin’ man’s blues’ in Home Depot! Why did I invest in Bitcoin and not the saffron of Cairo? And how can I reverse Fortune's Wheel, though I am not high priest Pat Sajak? Roofing is in Aisle 14. Arf!

"No! HEED MY WORDS, device! STOP! I pulled the lever of 'Women's Vitality Mix' NOT to identify with Sophia the Divine Feminine, but because I desire cranberry, almonds, and yogurt-covered raisins! AND you dispense far more than I desired? UGH! Just . . . frikkin' ARF! ><"

How can one posit 'Good morning' if I must settle my finances by speaking with a demon animating a device forged in the Lake of Fire itself?! No, I do not wish to 'return to the main menu,' and no, I will not 'press pound' until I have spoken with flesh and blood! ARF! >:C

Picked up this weird hitchhiker today. Says he's not from around here & promised that I would live forever in furnished banquet halls. Got him a slice of pizza and he LOVED it, like the local Italian joint is 'more delectable than the Field of Reeds' or something. What a freak! ><

A black jackal from Joe / @thoroughblessed. Joe is amazing at making anthros / fursonas who look *very* much like their human counterparts, and my jet-black boy here is pretty much a jackal-ized version of irl-me!

I sure hope no zombies try and take my feesh during kids Halloween self-defense class this afternoon...