For the ficlets, how about food streamer Blitz when he realises he's gaining a following from getting fat, not just eating? 🥰 -> At first, the chat was impressed with his capacity and his audacity. The comments were littered with 'that's fuckin insane dude' and 'sure he's not part hound?' and 's...

Blitzcow beloved. Blitz who's desperately tried to be seen as more than livestock, hiding his softer characteristics and biting any hand that tries to feed him. Slowly getting to melt when Stolas scratches the base of his horns and helps him with milking, knowing that he's still seen as more.

Blitzcow in a pen, milked twice daily and bred to produce more, higher-quality milk. He’s fat already, but bearing young makes every part of him really pack on the pounds, and he demands seconds or thirds if he thinks his calves aren’t getting enough as he swells bigger and bigger every day.

I keep on trying to come up with more unique preg scenarios since this account has been so wg heavy, and all I keep on coming back with is "what if pregnant, BUT... many 😎"

I wrote this and then immediately passed tf out, the image was too powerful

Blitz in his GF era, waiting at his favourite take out. It's the 5th time he's been there this week even though it's 10pm on Tuesday, and you can tell. His tee only reaches half way down his belly, letting 30 lbs of muffin top spill over his waistband. The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.

Pin-up commission for @man--eater.bsky.social 🩷 #NEODrawsComms

Stolas more like Stolass (idk i've never watched the show) subscribestar.adult/xytora for more cool stuff teehee!!!!

I've been rotating a scenario in my head for the last few days, but not one I intend to turn into a fic, so I decided it would be a private little thing since it's very angsty/forced wg focused and no happy ending in 🧵, but FUCK IT. What is this alt for if not exactly that kind of shit.

and the next stage 'pestering the blorb' #helluvalotofbutt

I'm slow cooking something

Mean feeder Stolas #fatfur #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #HelluvaBossBlitz #HelluvaBossStolas

Stolitz competition where they both agree to a spell that causes them to gain weight whenever they have horny thoughts, since they're both convinced the other is hornier and need evidence. Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.

Why do I always get hit with this shit at 1:30 am when I can't do anything about it?

Thinking about this again. Stolas comfort eating without a care in the world, completely unaware that the calories are actually going somewhere. Blitz ballooning so quickly that his clothes never fit and he's clumsy with the unfamiliar weight. Gorging as his own appetite grows to reflect his size.

Fat Blitz I miss you.

Look, I just like how the cow turned out and want to share them a couple more times

I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛 #fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt

Apologies for anyone who followed me for my more deranged helluva takes/preg/angst/slightly weirder kinks, I have clearly entered the Cow Zone™ and it is lasting a lot longer than anticipated.

I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛 #fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt

🥰 don't doubt how self indulgent I'm willing to be (it's still a WIP)

What if I designed a sinner OC but they were just a thinly veiled excuse for me to draw a thick cow and still claim that this is a helluva account?

Ah, Now it makes sense!

"¡Oe, flaca! ¿Me regalas una manita?" Julius enjoys walking naked around his garden, and others... well, they don't mind the view!

cow butt

I wrote cow Blitz.

Yes I reposted cow Blitz on both accounts, you all know what I'm about

This is my #stolitz secret gift for @stolas_moon (X)! I tried to draw smthing more personalized🐮✨! I hope you like it 🌸 You can send me a message to give you the version without the big watermark! Thank to @StolitzSecret (X) for hosting this activity!

Oh yeah! I made merch over on my main 🥰

Script leak for season 3

His ass I’m making his ass big 👀

cow tf but it progresses whenever anyone rings the cowbell hanging around your neck. fat thickening to blanket you in warm, blubbery weight; horns poking out; teats and udder fattening, growing sloshier and more insatiable. every clang announcing to the world what you are as you gush milk and mooooo

Comission for elephantbro It seems not only Stolas is blimping up! Lliving with blob of a boyfriend finally catch up with Blitzo! Want a comission? Just PM me! #hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossBlitzo #Blitzø #fat #BHM #SSBHM

I need to draw him so fucking fat he can barely walk, but is still getting up for his 10th plate at the buffet

Sometimes you gotta teach your partner some patience! Comm for @senpuffy.bsky.social ! Ash (Dragon) goes by They/Them and Sen (Possum) by She/Her.

That fic is doing so much better than expected, I forgot how big of an audience OC kink has. But as soon as I have the time and energy to write again you know I'm going to be targeting Stolitz again with the weird kinky ray.

Alright, the fic is out in the world so now I can stop thinking about it.

So, I decided to post a little thing over on FA. It's non-Helluva Cow TF, so read the little blurb at the start, but if that's your thing, enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/63277395/

Stolas doing what he does best and that's looking good.

Man, why do I have to do things? I just got hit with the intense need to draw Blitz fat as fuck.

I finally finished it and have no idea where to post it. I don't particularly want to use my old DA given that the site is 50% AI at this point. I don't want to throw some random hetero kink shit onto my helluva FA account, and TF/kink OC stuff barely gets any attention on AO3...

#buttrambles We met up, and other than all of the stories we had to tell, it was like 10 years hadn't passed. We were back in high school, yapping about writing and queer media, and maybe being a little tmi, and it felt so comfortable that my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing so much.

Blitz and Stolas both getting huge as of late. Very cramped apartment.

A little softer than my usual wg stuff, but I wrote some gentle encouragement/fat body worship if that's your thing!

Goetia metabolisms were weird. Maybe it was the magic, maybe it was some aspect of living forever, maybe it just came from daddy dearest whose natural body looked like a black hole, but Stolas never seemed to gain weight, even when he got curious about wanting to. So Blitz was going to fix that.

Earlier, I squatted down to clean something and my belly ripped a hole in the front of my pyjamas. My first thought was "Fuck, I loved these ones" and my immediate second thought was, "How do I make this about Blitz? 🤔"

spin off the 'blitz is a sacrifice to harvest god stolas' au where instead they stuffed him silly and fattened him up to serve as a living channel for their harvest/fertility god, and stolas is very fond of the 'vessel', 'cursing' the town with a good harvest as long as blitz is kept full and happy.

Chapter 3 is finally up!!

#buttrambles We booked a venue, and wedding planning is v much underway. So I talked to her and she's been having a hectic year same as us, but we had a bit of a chat, just caught each other up on what's happening in our lives and said we'd both try and do better. And she said yes!

You know what, this one went on main because of only light stuffing themes, but I'm gonna slap a #helluvalotofbutt on it so it can join the rest of my stuff.