Trump rambled that migrants supposedly get “free healthcare and education,” claiming it drives housing prices up. When fearmongering gets a prime-time slot.

Trump has repeatedly claimed that his policies have cut drug prices by massive percentages including 600 percent. 600 percent? So your pharmacy owes you $6 every time you buy an aspirin.

Trump announced taxpayer-funded “warrior dividends” for troops, framing it as a bonus tied to his economic and tariff agenda. $1,776, because nothing says patriotism like math that still needs explaining.

Trump rambled about tariffs, insisting they magically bring in money and somehow count as national security policy. When economics meets unfiltered stream of consciousness.

Trump claims every job created under him has been private sector. Government jobs apparently don’t count if you ignore them.

Trump says the U.S. is “bringing back clean, beautiful coal.” Clean, beautiful… and still coal.

Trump claims he personally took the country from “worst to best” What’s worse than writing a birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein?

Trump’s prime-time strategy of leaning into hard-core MAGA. Works great on Truth Social. National TV is a different crowd.

Trump opened his national address by blaming Biden for current problems, setting the tone before taking credit for everything else. Inherited a mess… again… somehow.

Trump claims the country was a mess when he inherited it, says he’s done a great job, and insists the U.S. will be stronger than ever soon. The U.S. unemployment rate has actually risen to about 4.6 % but sure.....its gonna be stronger than ever.

Trump claims Venezuela took U.S. oil, land, and companies while suggesting previous administration wasn’t paying attention. He says the U.S. wants it all back.

Trump praised Dan Bongino for “doing a great job” as FBI Deputy Director, then said he thinks Bongino just wants to go back to his show. FBI’s No. 2 just needed a podcast break.

Trump claims Venezuela “stole” U.S. oil and says the U.S. wants it back. Just a casual reminder that “stealing oil” is apparently a U.S. priority.

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims God only made two sexes and genders, and insists God doesn’t make mistakes.

Rep. Thomas Massie says the administration is recycling the Iraq War playbook: fake urgency, new enemy, same outcome. This time, drugs are being treated like WMDs. He argues it’s not about drugs at all, pointing to selective enforcement, past pardons, and the real goal: oil and regime change.

FCC Chair Brendan Carr admitted under Senate questioning that the FCC is not actually independent, even though their website says it is. When asked if the website was lying, he replied… “possibly.”

Trump attacked Sen. Raphael Warnock, NBC, and Kristen Welker, accused Warnock of abusing religion, repeated a disputed allegation involving Warnock’s ex-wife, complained about media bias, questioned church–state separation, then suggested TV networks should be punished or relicensed.

During a series of interviews with Vanity Fair, White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles gave a brutally honest look inside the second Trump administration. Wiles has called the article a "hit piece." @ms.now

Hey assholes he can't run in 2028, but he CAN keep his "campaign contributions" for his personal use, which means since he can't run, it's a bribe.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed Epstein’s victims have a secret list of rich, powerful men they were trafficked to and are keeping it private out of fear.

Marjorie Taylor Greene said “the dam is breaking,” pointing to 13 Republicans joining Democrats to overturn a Trump executive order and noting signs of pushback in Indiana, suggesting the start of a “lame duck” season.

Marjorie Taylor Greene criticized Trump’s attacks on Rob Reiner, calling them “classless” and “completely below the office of the president,” even for those who disagreed politically with Reiner.

Trump admitted his envoy for Russia-Ukraine, Steve Witkoff, knew nothing about Russia. No surprise here, his entire cabinet seems to be auditioning for “Who Knows Less About Their Job?” Hegseth, RFK Jr., Noem

Miriam Adelson said she spoke with Alan Dershowitz, who encouraged “four more years” for Trump’s third term and Trump added that she’d contribute another $250 million.

Trump said Miriam gave his campaign $250 million, calling her the top contributor and suggesting that level of support merits special recognition. Trump: “She gave me $250 million… basically, she’s my boss now.”

Levin remarked that Trump is now the first Jewish president to serve two nonconsecutive terms.

Sen. Fetterman expressed support for Trump’s aggressive Venezuela stance on Truth Social, arguing that sanctions targeting oil make sense given Iranian, Russian, and Chinese involvement.

Susie Wiles interview “Wasn’t on the record” Freudian slip, perhaps.

Karoline Leavitt dismissed a Vanity Fair feature as a “hit piece” on Trump, framing it as an attack on what she calls “the greatest president in our nation’s history.” Greatest president? That’s one way to deal with a Vanity Fair cover story.

Karoline Leavitt claimed that Trump “made up the slogan ‘Drill, Baby, Drill,’” despite the phrase originating from the 2008 GOP platform and widely associated with Republican energy campaigns before Trump’s presidency.

Karoline Leavitt claimed gas prices are below $2 per gallon in “many states.” If this were true, the gecko would’ve switched from car insurance to gasoline tips.

Karoline Leavitt claimed Trump is “putting Americans back to work” and praised job gains, despite the unemployment rate being at a four-year high. Trump creates jobs… in the alternate reality where 4.6% unemployment doesn’t exist.

JD Vance admitted he sometimes aligns with conspiracy theories but claimed he only believes the ones that are true. Jan 6, indictments, and bankruptcies must be some of the “false” conspiracies, then.

JD Vance suggested addressing unemployment by cutting government jobs and hiring private-sector “great Americans,”

JD Vance echoed Trump’s self-assessment, giving the economy an “A++++,” Inflation, affordability, and supply chains? Nah, A++++ solves everything.

JD Vance falsely claimed that Biden “gave us the worst economy in the world,” JD Vance: turning hyperbole into economic policy since… well, never.

JD Vance claimed falling rents are due to the removal of illegal aliens. Simple economics, JD-style: criminals took the apartments, Americans deserve them back, and that explains everything.

Sen. Lindsey Graham dismissed concerns about the Sept. 2 strike video, claiming the operation is lawful. If war hawkishness were a sport, Graham would be in the hall of fame — starting with Iraq and now defending potential cover‑ups.

Pete Hegseth declined to release full unedited footage of the second Sept. 2 strike, citing its top-secret classification. If the footage proves nothing, why hide it? Oh right… international law.

When asked why Congress delayed addressing healthcare bills and rising premiums, Speaker Mike Johnson gave a vague answer, claiming they’ve been “working steadily” Trump might be asleep, Congress might be slow, but at least the gecko is still selling car insurance.

When asked why voters should support Republicans if Trump claims his legislative agenda is essentially done, Speaker Mike Johnson avoided a clear answer, instead said "this president doesn't sleep."

Rep. Scalise claimed federal law prevents Americans from accessing lower-cost health insurance options, using car insurance ads with geckos and emus as a metaphor for the system’s restrictions. Health insurance is expensive because geckos haven’t lobbied Congress yet.

Trump declared Venezuela a “foreign terrorist organization,” blamed Maduro for theft and criminal activity, claimed the U.S. is reclaiming assets, announced a total oil tanker blockade, and framed immigration and oil disputes as national security crises.

Trust him on the numbers. This is the same guy who said Jan 6 was peaceful and bankruptcy was a business strategy.

When an interview feels hostile, it’s usually because facts keep interrupting the script.

Threatening a “very steep price” feels familiar from a man who treats bankruptcy filings like frequent flyer miles.

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Speaker Mike Johnson declined to criticize Trump’s post attacking Rob Reiner after his alleged murder, saying he does not comment on everything and pivoting instead to talking about lowering healthcare costs. When asked about basic decency, pivot to a healthcare plan that still does not exist