Don't get angry-emoji, get even-emoji ❌😡⚖

Bad Joke, pronounced "bahd YO-kuh"

The love that scares not: so freakin tame!

Making a Venn diagram and labeling the regions at random

A #transhumanism of the spirit

I don't get the appeal of entropic decay

Boycott reality

Clamorous #glamor

When one lusts in vain after your mom

Neuro-mild

Erasure brings only blankness

Active Psycho (tm)

"suicidal vocalizations"

Quite rightly...

...and that's not nothing!

Divinity, encrypted

Rhinotillexomania

Illustration vs illumination

A reversible beheading

Having a three way with life and death

Los mejores libros no leídos Han sido escrito Por autores desconocidos

Not all heroes wear underpants

The most wonderful thing about triggers...

My next album title will be You've heard of elf on a shelf but are you ready for The Modesto Kid

He missed his vital organs

You don't know that's true

I read "13 ways of driving through New Jersey" at the Watershed Poetry Reading this afternoon, and was happy at the reception it got

Optatively speaking

I should have been going to

skankier-than-thou

tiny #celebrity; tiny #cancellation

Thank you for sending mean angel

She said she loved me but she was being ironic

Words of less than one syllable

Rare, but common

"It's what I want..."

Unicorns local #5780

We're not even sure you exist

A one-letter alphabet

Blistex for the soul

Something wretched this way comes

Sixpence none the wiser

Epoch Apocalypse

The three-dimensional state has length, width and depth; somehow we never hear about the wide state nor the long state

#panopticon-themed amusement park

grits : groceries :: eggs : poultry

A colleague posted that he was headed to his kid's graduation ceremony; the Android predictive typing filter rendered it as graduation ceromancy, which I'm pleased to discover is divination by wax