Better reserve Four Seasons Total Landscaping for the Giuliani’s wake if it’s needed…

Dear #theview producers, Stop acting like we need to hear both sides when the people you pick to be on the show are hacks and sycophants. If you choose a conservative Republican who is sensible I get it. But not these unserious fools.

The only thing criminal about this is the 8 looks like and S and the 7 isn’t finished so is it really a 7? Also the four is sloppy. Signed a graphic art teacher who would be great on that jury. #comey

Why is no one talking about how Trump fell when they were ushering him out after his nap at the table? Videos and pictures show how out of it he was, and then he went down like a bag of rocks when they grabbed him to leave. If it were Biden it would be front page news!

Who had “this is why we need the ballroom” on their assassination bingo card?

I feel like I need to start a new group called Jews for Pope Leo because I'm really digging his Trump trolling!

At this point if you’ll attack the Pope who won’t you attack?

Just figured it out. #melania stood behind the presidential seale and Mafia Don posted that woman murder video to warn Amanda because they knew the story was coming out. It was a horse head in the bed #godfather moment. It was completely orchestrated by the #trump mafia.

Why is Melania so scared? This interview is so lightweight. But Amanda was in that inner circle for 23 years. I’m sure she knows where all the bones are buried.

This #dateline episode is enraging.

Disgusting slanderous lie. #dateline

I’m sorry but who doesn’t remember how they broke their wrist? #dateline

So is Melania now distracting us from the debacle of the Iran war that was distracting us from the debacle of the Epstein files release?

Concepts of a cease fire.

At this point in the evening, if Trump is not at Walter Reed, why don’t they just show him to put out the raging rumor fire that’s been burning all day? No one believes it when they say he’s working hard! That’s the funniest thing to say ever to prove he’s alive!

#Miami #NoKings

@raskin.house.gov at the #nokings in Miami.

Ok give Sara a killer robot for her kids to try out at home. #theview

My poster for the #nokings protest this weekend. No ai. All original.

Dear Producers of #theview, Stop forcing MAGA fill-in hosts down our throats. Get a real conservative on there like when you had @nicollewallace.bsky.social Oh right, you fired her and now I watch her on her own show and podcast! Get a clue who your demographic is!

#caturday is for goofballs.

Dear the producers of #theview. Sara Eisen is the Meghan McCain of Elizabeth Hasselbecks. Stop torturing us.

Maybe he can get this kid to help unblock the #straightofhormuz

You can tell that #Sinners is going to get robbed tonight.

#Sinners and every single person nominated for it should win.

Hegseth every day. War criminal. “We give them no quarter.”

That girl is a psychopath. #dateline

Next they go to the doctor’s home and find a google search for “how do I have my wife killed by a car salesman hitman?” #dateline

Trump is now going to bomb the Great Lakes to get rid of the violent and destructive Asian Carp.

#theview needs to hire Sheryl Underwood as a permanent host! She’s a breath of fresh air.

#theview has Elizabeth Hasslebeck picking up right where she left off. Are they getting Meghan McCain back for next week? Way to ruin a show.

Is it really that smart to post pictures of the exact location of the guy who just killed the Supreme Leader of Iran? Maybe you don’t want people to know your exact location…

So the guest financial host on The View just said everyone should get into stocks. I’m sure a mother of three with two jobs is anxious to put her bread money into the stock market. So out of touch.

His great healthcare plan is you have no healthcare plan at all.

Maybe he’ll fall asleep during his own speech. #sotu

Epic.

Dunkin ad execs thought puppy monkey baby was a great idea too.

That Dunkin ad is the Quiznos creepy thing on ai steroids.

I think the #SuoerBowl and all the commercials have jumped the shark.

At least all those other artists can say “Yeah well, I lost to Gaga so that’s cool.”

I managed to download a much sought after, now missing #epsteinfile. EFTA01660679

This is all you need to see. #epsteinfiles

The Board of Peace meeting agenda: we’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.

So Trump can now say he ended nine wars. 8 imaginary ones and the ninth he was trying to start himself.

“They call me Daddy” is in the Epstein files for sure.

Dear Iceland, We’re sorry Grandpa blamed you for everything. Please don’t hate us. Signed Americans with brains.

Aaron Rodgers was running off the field when he almost got in the way of his pick six who ran by him.

I used to like watching Aaron Rodgers lose but after he sacked himself it’s just pathetic and not fun anymore.