It’s great how we base our economy on AI when it can’t tell the difference between a meme and Wikipedia

When Karim Adeyemi starts Borussia Dortmund have 10 wins 3 draws and 3 losses. When he doesn’t: 3 wins 8 draws 0 losses without.

SNAP Benefits are being halted on 11/1 in the US due to government shutdown and the government not giving a shit about its people during it. This is how millions of low income families survive. For todays Pokal games, well be donating 5 dollars for every goal scored to @fooddepository.bsky.social

Our weekly episode is now live! @joey-lamson-meyer.bsky.social @aliboty9.bsky.social & @delpedro23.bsky.social discussed BVB’s success vs Bilbao and tej draw against RB Leipzig! Have a listen below⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/5ShE...

Schwabe has parried every shot to an advertising FC player. Rough day at the office.

After a brief hiatus, we’re out with a new episode! @elibrand.bsky.social & @joey-lamson-meyer.bsky.social chatted about the 3-0 win over Union Berlin & more! Have a listen below: open.spotify.com/episode/09j8...

Our weekly episode is now up! @joey-lamson-meyer.bsky.social @elibrand.bsky.social & @brianstraub94.bsky.social profiled BVB’s current midfield (barring signings) for the upcoming season! Have a listen below ⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/3QLU...

bsky.app/profile/fabr... though young, this isn’t a very promising signing for Werder given that outlay. 6 g +a in limited action doesn’t line up with horrific underlying numbers. Despite starting in less than 1/3 of appearances, Mbangula has just 33% dribble success and just .33 xAG+xG.

Our weekly episode is out now! @elibrand.bsky.social & @delpedro23.bsky.social discussed the end of the #CWC for #BVB & did some summer scouting 👀 have a listen below ⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/4G4r...

A couple days late posting here, but our weekly episode is up! @elibrand.bsky.social & @aliboty9.bsky.social discuss Club World Cup stuff, transfers & more! Have a listen below: open.spotify.com/episode/61xM...

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... There’s never been a Club as big or successful as Bayern Munich with less pull…

We’re back with our weekly episode! @brianstraub94.bsky.social & @delpedro23.bsky.social were joined by Mikal Amin Lee from the Brooklyn Borussen fan club to discuss the Club World Cup, BVB’s performance’s so far & more! Have a listen below ⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/0Lj4...

Our weekly episode is out now! @elibrand.bsky.social was joined by special guest Rob Turner to discuss the signing of Jobe #Bellignham, the transfer window, and the Club World Cup! Have a listen below ⬇️ #BVB #Bundesliga #borussiadortmund open.spotify.com/episode/2Z8l...

@joey-lamson-meyer.bsky.social dropped a piece on #TST that we highly recommend you read 👀 www.fearthewall.com/2025/6/11/24...

Excited to be dropping a new piece on Borussia Dortmund’s involvement at TST! www.fearthewall.com/2025/6/11/24...

bsky.app/profile/buli... Um what? Think Werder fans would be happy with this… @noteasygreen.bsky.social

The desperation of teams to get players in early for the CWC has to be down to extensive travel schedules and most players pushing 3,000-4,000 minutes right?

bsky.app/profile/scou... Sébastien Kehl may have found an absolute gem!

bsky.app/profile/buli... Underperforming and complaining about playing time is a terrible way to start a transfer. Feel like he ends up at Leverkusen or Everton for whatever reason.

bsky.app/profile/schw... The fifth year on that contract is big for Dortmund and it will take a full Brinks truck to get him before year three.

bsky.app/profile/main... Over-performed his xG by 2 and his npxG+xAG per 90 are atrocious for a forward but a lot of the could be said for any Union Forward since their promotion. Mainz will hope to get more out of him for sure.

bsky.app/profile/buli... Still remember the first stint where they never played him?

open.spotify.com/episode/0zh4... No vacation for us as Pedro and Eli breakdown Freiburg’s FOUR signings?!?! and some moves from smaller Bundesliga clubs like Leverkusen and Bayern Munich!

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... I’ve never been to Frankfurt but this is not a ringing endorsement…

bsky.app/profile/buli... a good cheap gamble from Leverkusen. We discussed this signing a few weeks ago and the loan essentially confirms it will be a back four next year for Leverkusen.

bsky.app/profile/getf... This team has like 8 strikers are on the books.

bsky.app/profile/buli... Makes sense for the club imo, but thought I read he rejected an extension a few days ago???

YouTube link: www.youtube.com/live/RUO7Agp...

Great day to check out the @dortmundispatch.bsky.social 100th episode livestream! www.youtube.com/live/RUO7Agp...

Summer window will be very interesting for VFB. The Pokal win gets them Europe and should improve their options with Stiller and Millot likely to leave.

bsky.app/profile/buli... Confused by which European clubs in t5 leagues would be interested. One goal or assist this year and was statistically the worst attacker on a dreadful side. Age will help him improve but fast enough for him to start for a good team? I’m less sure.

Freiburg are on pace to sign like 90 players by preseason. Interested to see if they keep it up.

Objectively hilarious that Tottenham got a major honor before Arsenal during Arsenal’s resurgent period.

Our weekly episode is out now! @aliboty9.bsky.social @delpedro23.bsky.social & @brianstraub94.bsky.social chatted about the final matchday against Kiel, along with some interesting rumors and developments! Have a listen below ⬇️ #bvb #borussiadortmund #bundesliga open.spotify.com/episode/4kWK...

Bundesliga fans seeing Advertising fc missing Europe

bsky.app/profile/buli... Given his over performance this year (relative to his xG+xAG) it would make a ton of sense to cash in now. Could be one of our first predictions to come true…

bsky.app/profile/50pl.... Pretty cool how we broke all this down in our episode this week!

Our weekly episode is out now! @elibrand.bsky.social @joey-lamson-meyer.bsky.social & @brianstraub94.bsky.social chatted about the impressive win vs Wolfsburg, the prospect of CL football next season & more! Have a listen below 👇 #bvb #borussiadortmund #bundesliga open.spotify.com/episode/026a...

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... Some bargain that’s looking…

open.spotify.com/episode/2mlU... Part three of our Story signing of the Season shows is now live! We go over the t6 Bundesliga clubs (by salary) and discuss who needs to be replaced and who was their signing of the season.

Freiburg, Dortmund and Mainz for Leverkusen. Interested to see how they fare with little to play for and opponents hoping for UCL football.

Via @getfootballnewsgermany.com: @brianstraub94.bsky.social profiled Caspar #Jander as a possible option for Dortmund to look into for their midfield revamp #fcnürnberg #bvb #borussiadortmund #bundesliga onefootball.com/es/noticias/...

bsky.app/profile/imia... I mean just a horrific signing, premier league money or not, 30 would seem high to me.

bsky.app/profile/buli... A coach a day keeps the doctor away - Wolfsburg But genuinely feel their squad is just not good enough for how much they spend. 6 strikers, 1 true winger and fullbacks are questionable with Baku gone.

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... If Brandt is willing to take a 50% pay cut for a four year deal he’d still be over 4x Werder’s average player.

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... He’s been good, but that’s an interesting way to talk about a player with 1 league start.

Damion Downs is very good. With his height (6’4”), control and goal scoring ability it’s hard to see him stay at Koln for too long. Some big clubs could even sign him this summer and loan him back to Koln for a year to get ahead of the curve. Incredible prospect.

bsky.app/profile/bvb-... Kehl has had some stinking signings but 6 for Svenson is masterful.

bsky.app/profile/buli... A deserved extension for Union’s on field leader, but as we discussed on our podcast, Does Union need to have him on the field less?

Our second episode is live as @brianstraub94.bsky.social and @elibrand.bsky.social discuss the bottom 6 clubs top signings from this past summer! Stay tuned as over the next two weeks we’ll be discussing the ‘mid’ 6 and then the top 6!