Just dipped a Cool Ranch Dorito into actual ranch dip, and I need to make it a habit of not doing that.

Masquerading as an FFA member for my own purposes.

It is entirely too easy to rope me into watching an Oceans movie.

This is a never-ending stream of Sid chokeslamming people in ECW.

Today’s episode: Stranded In Pekin

Two-Face, but it’s a horizontal divide

She could be any one of you. Any. One.

I’d like to know where the actual fuck Congress is.

Kings in the North

“I don’t like that picture of you and Randy Quaid.”

Just dropping in to say fuck Bezos, and fuck the Washington Post.

I’ll take the Bears alone in first place for a while. Certainly hasn’t been a boring season.

Hot damn, 18mm is pretty big.

T-minus two hours till Halsey.

Barium? Hardly knew ‘im.

Demolition’s entrance music was so fucking good.

It’s a Thursday, and I just made a batch of whipped cream for no other reason than I could.

Smart work on my part adding a Thursday to make that four day stretch a little bit wilder.

"I just need seventy bucks..."

Bears and Panthers wins, a Packers loss…is it too much to hope for the Chiefs to shit the bed tonight?

Cancelled, and told them exactly why.

I mean, that’s certainly standing by your statements and convictions.

Sure, things aren’t fully great sometimes, but at least I don’t have a kid about to enter a Florida public school.

This PLE brought to you by Riyadh Season And A Casual Reminder That 15 Of The 19 Hijackers Were Saudi

Obligatory “it’s just preseason” shit aside, I think the Bears looked very crisp last night. There was a speed and urgency I haven’t seen from that team in quite some time.

Unbelievably, this NFL preshow is still talking about the Browns.

Shalla-Bal’s herald speech has become one of my favorite MCU scenes.

“Let’s go out to the Nation” is a really good way to get me to switch over to 80s on 8 or something.

Putting in earbuds that were sitting in the hot car is an interesting experience.

I’ll obviously reserve full judgment until I ride it, but Test Track 3.0 looks pretty good.

My Dig Dug skills are subpar tonight.

Stardust Racers looking great as everyone runs past it to get to BatM at rope drop.

“You’re going to watch this Katherine Hepburn movie from 1938, and you’re going to like it.”

Watching the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Vegas just debuted pretty high on the list of things I’ll never do.

Rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and the biggest factor in Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side is that he’s a fucking idiot.

“I’d like to hit the car.” (next homer hits the car)

Ten years ago today, I went to SFGAm with a woman I met off Craigslist. Came home with my kidneys and everything.

Staying close the night before, Express, and a night at Terra Luna. I’m giving myself every possible advantage.

Delighted to see a Kerry King-Wrestlemania crossover.

Consolation exit music is funny as fuck to me.

Out Of Context Blog Post Quote, 2022 edition: "I picked a point on the far wall and stared at it, trying not to think about this geriatric chick farmer and his mad interracial prowess."

Undoubtedly speeding toward Six Flags America.

Five full-sized pitbulls off leash is not what you want to see when walking into an alley.

Last night was both cherry red and midnight blue.

Ah, combat.

One of my favorite cashiers apparently thought she had the green light to lean in toward me and say something way racist about the previous customer.

Can’t really tell if that was aimed or not.

“Going to take a needed break before watching Episode 2 of Daredevil” lasted about twenty minutes.

Thor: Love and Thunder gets worse with every passing moment.

That dirtbag opens the show, and McAfee is already screaming at me. Fuck this, my time is too valuable to waste with that.