Knowing my luck, one of these days I'm going to be blamed for a car running me down because my vest and lights aren't high vis enough, then get vilified as a menace to pedestrians when my broken body gets thrown on the sidewalk by said car.

Just a reminder, the 12 days of Christmas does not start on December 25th. It starts on July 4th and ends on July 15th. Thus Christmas in July.

How the hell else am I supposed to know I'm about to get run over by someone. I mean it's obviously my fault they're shitty drivers who don't know how to control themselves around someone on a bicycle.

Not saying anything about his nazi tattoo makes him seem dishones. Pretending he wasn't aware of how this revelation would be reacted to makes it seem like he has a low opinion of his would be constituents' intelligence.

This dude thinks he's Mr. Pink.