"en esta economia" has been permanently added to my lexicon.

I might uninstall the Skyrim Unofficial Patch just for the nostalgia of glitching outside Whiterun and accessing the vendor chests.

When I say I come from a predominantly white area, this is what I mean.

I'm not attracted to men, but it's such a non-issue that I'd fuck (or get fucked by) a dude if we were super chill and he asked nicely.

Who wants to come over for a hot dog date? (We eat hot dogs together)

The weather is getting colder. It's finally Autism

I'm glad they fired me

I need a thirty-something year old woman to hold me and tell me that I matter to her.

Fesshole is a fun account to look at, but it's so British that it physically hurts me.

Played around with halftone textures for this one. Trying out different ways to not take....8 months per piece. #daksart

Watching The Boys again after the Gen V Season Finale

Ruining my day on purpose by looking up videos of komodo dragons eating live prey whole

Me in 3rd grade: *can name every kid in my class and where they sit* Me now: *forgets the name of the one coworker I talk to every day*

The dumbest joke I have is when I download pics of my friend's cat and send them back to him like, "check out this cat I stole".

I should buy a sword

D&D 2024 is just alienating their core audience (autistic people) by doing the thing autistic people hate (making changes)

I searched up YouTube videos of John Cena (Fred Movie) and now I'm getting wrestling videos in my recommendations. Disgusting.

Guys what's it called when your dreams cockblock you?

Call me a damsel in distress with the way I'm about to get a train run on me.

Not to sound like a 14 year old horse girl, but elephants are unequivocally the best animal.

They should add a character named Sapphire to RWBY so that I can finally have my OT3.

"Hey if we’re both single by the time we’re 30 we should kill ourselves together"

Things I won't judge you for: -Race -Sexuality -Gender Identity Things I will judge you for: -Not liking broccoli

Arby's is still bangin'. I don't care what anyone says.

Sometimes I stop and think "Damn, people really be out there having sex. Crazy."

Fuckass teammates wouldn't go in the damn zone so now I gotta play another match. Fuck this game

Me: *has never once thought of getting Twitch Prime* Twitch for some fucking reason:

HEYYYY IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃 paypal.me/Daksart venmo: DaksChaya

If I had a girlfriend I'd feed her carrots and stuff.

Uh oh chat we're having violent thoughts again

Just saw someone say neighbourhood. Day ruined

do you think if French people laugh it's just "aaaaaaaaaa" because they don't have the letter H?

Bro, being a dog would be so awesome. Imagine getting belly rubs.

Made a timeline of every significant thing that has happened in Boston, Massachusetts.

Someday I'm gonna take a trip to Scotland, and I will be able to pet all the cows that I want (the government doesn't have to know)

Hey guys I love you

Petition to change the name of this style of house from "Modern" to "Zooted Futuristic Modern" because it looks like shit that a guy on drugs would make as the home of the future.

oops I'm 27 now

What do you do when your country is killing itself but half of the people are actively encouraging it?

The only feature I think Discord should add is a "do you know anyone here?" thing, where it tells you how many people have more than 1 server in common with you.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, except that I like to remove the time aspect and just laugh at tragedy. (In media, not real life)

Now that Miles follows me on Bluesky, there is no place for me to hide.

So I think it was just an issue with my Xbox. It's old as heck anyway.

I gotta say, super cool for RvB Season 5 to start the time loop thing right in the middle, so that we're just as confused as Church.

Fun fact I found out Charlie Kirk got shot because I went on Reddit to look at tiddies, and the Anonymous mode doesn't have any of the Subreddits I follow. So the news was just right there at the top.

Ayo what's happening with my Blu Ray ;-;

Thinkin about the Chorus Trilogy

When I shit and there isn't blood

I don't have an NSFW page. I just post all my weird shit to my main.

Guys what do we think of my Venn Diagram?