We didn’t have much chance to find love in a popeless place 😢

Fun fact, in circa 2014 Miles Mastrobuoni told me he imagined I regularly “slayed puss”. (He was incorrect.)

The slurp juice slurped the apes :(

Not pictured: China sitting at the finish line wondering why nobody else started when the gun went off

Things were different 15 years ago

Not to go all health nut but cottage cheese, kimchi, and tuna make a great little breakfast bowl. Add some cucumber slices and Japanese bbq sauce, good stuff.

My uncle died last month. He was a registered communist during the Cold War, marched with MLK and in Chicago in ‘68. When drafted to Vietnam he said he’d sabotage them from within if deployed. Cool motherfucker didn’t deserve to go at 76 while other dipshits get to steer the world into chaos at 78.

Given that the most forward part of the ball is what’s relevant, I’m skeptical that a single chip fixes anything. I think you’d need at least two per ball, and even that would require some real-time geometric calculations

The “whomping” bro y’all gotta hire sports people to do sports writing

The longer I find myself adjacent to academic philosophy, the clearer it becomes that its higher ups have less interest in advancing the discipline itself than making sure their egos are properly suckled.

Is anyone talking college football over here on this site because I’m a pretty happy fellow right now

Airport radio at MSP is a mix of seasonal and non-seasonal music, resulting in the somewhat jarring back-to-back of Rockin Around the Christmas Tree and Beverly Hills by Weezer

Look at me taking a shower even though my fiancé’s out of town and there’s football on all day.