I tried ✌🏼

Hash Brown Benedict Two circle homemade hash browns, herby hollandaise, grilled Parma ham,soft poached egg, herb oil & micro herbs garnish. #brunch #lunch #chef

Halloumi Hash Bap Brioche bun, smashed avo, pressed homemade hashbrown, grilled halloumi and a in house Bloody Mary Ketchup. #breakfast #brunch #chef

Hash Brown Florentine Two homemade circle hash browns, herby hollandaise, wilted spinach, soft poached egg, feta, herb oil, micro herbs. #brunch #lunch #chef

Eggy Crumpets Homemade chilli jam, in house ketchup, two crumpets dipped in a spiced egg mix then grilled on hot plate, fried halloumi, garnished with chive,spring onion & chilli. #breakfast #brunch #chef

I’m starting to think we have all been very naughty. #TheRapture

Watching Four in a Bed on catch up.

Satire is not dying & even it were that has nothing do with why Dumblebore can’t get work. It’s true he wouldn’t be able to make Father Ted today. Why? Being a hate filled bitter lonely husk of a human has rendered him completely incapable of being funny. Being a cunt hasn’t worked out. Funny that.

Satire is not dying & even it were that has nothing do with why Dumblebore can’t get work. It’s true he wouldn’t be able to make Father Ted today. Why? Being a hate filled bitter lonely husk of a human has rendered him completely incapable of being funny. Being a cunt hasn’t worked out. Funny that.

Instagram is gone for a bit. X can fuck right off. So here I am. If you do need a 43 year old Welsh father of 4 constantly on the edge of sanity to guest on your podcast I am available to talk films and/or crisps. Drop me a messsge. (If you fancy sharing this post it would be much appreciated)

Back to work. Fridge been left open. Leak in kitchen. One chef down. New T-Shirt day though so… #chef #sunday

Instagram is gone for a bit. X can fuck right off. So here I am. If you do need a 43 year old Welsh father of 4 constantly on the edge of sanity to guest on your podcast I am available to talk films and/or crisps. Drop me a messsge. (If you fancy sharing this post it would be much appreciated)

Back to work tomorrow after a week off and the “just to let you know…” messages have already started!

Posting pictures of your Disney + cancellations. Still gonna take those free tickets, screeners & boxes of freebies though won’t you ya whoppers!! #Disney+

I’m watching Unknown with Liam Neeson. I’m sure I’ve seen it before but can’t remember what happens.

Smoking…

I support Jimmy Kimmel and think it’s a disgrace what has happened. I also haven’t finished Alien Earth and the kids really like those films with the dancing Zombies and stuff. Complicated times. #Disney

It’s a Downward Spiral and Red Wine kind of evening.

Wills corner is coming along nicely.

Playing around with some brunch ideas.

Playing around with some brunch ideas.

I’ve pretty much fucked everything else off for a bit apart from this. Might post a bit more on here. On the tail end of a pretty savage bout of the old brain taking against me. So doing a bit of self care. By that I mean eating crisps and watching films I’ve seen a million times before. Today…

If you ever need a constantly tired middle aged Welsh chef on your podcasts to talk films, comedy or crisps give me a shout.

Bsky adding localised weather reports from Hell is a nice touch

Avo Toast Smashed avocado on sourdough toast, soft poached eggs, Pico de gallo, herb oil, paprika salt and micro herb. #food #chef #lunch

Hot Honey Crispy Chicken Salad Herb oil dressed mixed leaf, dry slaw, picked ribbon veg, corn flake fried chicken, hot honey dressing and toasted sesame seeds. #food #chef #lunch

I’ve pretty much fucked everything else off for a bit apart from this. Might post a bit more on here. On the tail end of a pretty savage bout of the old brain taking against me. So doing a bit of self care. By that I mean eating crisps and watching films I’ve seen a million times before. Today…

It’s times like this I wish I had more fans. #heatwave

I mean I was expecting something special… But resurrecting Jim Morrison. Fucking hell! #Oasis25 #oasiscardiff #OasisTickets #Oasis

LETS GO!!!!

Doing bits!

#Breakfast Not fucking around this morning lads!

#FathersDay Did very well with gifts. Been desperate to see #GhostStories for years and finally going to see it in Cardiff. Also my son (8) had a #Pokémon style card made for me. It’s very sweet.

The only way I could ever condone this image is if it’s the moment just before the dragon became sentient and ripped that crazy frog looking cunts face clean off and shoved it up his arse.

I’m leaving Facebook today but before I do I will be amusing myself by arguing with idiots. #SlowDayAtWork

This week is a belter!

It’s all just a bit shit really isn’t it?

The one where some bunny’s and Pedro Pascal put me in the hospital.

The one where some bunny’s and Pedro Pascal put me in the hospital.

Fast 5

Some people deal with their mental health blips by meditating, taking long walks or going to the gym. Others entertain them selves by putting silly posts in local Facebook groups in response to a post regarding sticker removals. It started with someone posting about stickers. Then a follow up post.

Some people deal with their mental health blips by meditating, taking long walks or going to the gym. Others entertain them selves by putting silly posts in local Facebook groups in response to a post regarding sticker removals. It started with someone posting about stickers. Then a follow up post.

Actually irrelevantly coasting along was the plan all along. So who’s laughing now.

UK

I don’t think some of you even actually enjoy watching films.

Had a Father/Son trip to London. It was a joy. He’s such a cool, sweet, funny, clever kind hearted little dude. So proud. When the world is on fire it good to know there is a glimmer of hope for the future. My kids are the best. Fact.