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2025 was one of the most deeply devastating years I’ve experienced. But the good is there if I look for it. The good is behind the wall of noise. Here’s to a quieter 2026. I hope for a better year for everyone this time. Keep going. We’re almost there.

These bro dudes behind us at dinner are either talking about golf or jorkin it. Unsure. Lotta shaft and ball dynamics.

Fuck yeah Knights of Cydonia blasting at the gas station. Dystopia NOW!

Quality is not an act, it is a habit. - Aristotle

Literature

Bury me with my money.

Blast processing, in THIS economy?!

Xmas hack

Look what you DID you little JERK

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish, y’better come out and stop me! youtu.be/4dGOfFbzvq4?...

Almost killed this lil bonsai two summers ago, I had to correspond with the bonsai arborists at the Phipps Conservatory in order to build confidence in saving it. Gonna need a healthy shaping in the spring!

Watched The Matrix again today, still rules. I know kung fu…

Batman Returns is an xmas movie.

Happy Solstice to all who observe!

You cannot rest while there are enemies nearby.

Fuck it, 175bpm

I'll do ya one better and just avoid all the streaming services, buy music directly from artists via platforms like @ampwall.com and never have to deal with this issue.

If your audio interface isn’t using a horn capturing sound to vibrate a diaphragm connected to a stylus (needle) that physically etches a spiral groove onto a rotating cylinder made of wax or foil nobody is going to take you seriously.

“James Henson get down here, what have you done to my green coat?!”

I’m the face in your dreams of glass.

Someone set us up the bomb.

We can’t stop here, this is bat country.

Time for a new Satanic panic.

Sorry ya’ll, i have to cancel our non-commercial expressive activity meetup at the mall.

Happy holidays

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

Have a spadoinkle day!

Not in here, Honey. This is a Mercedes.

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame I lick he boom-boom down 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane I lick he boom-boom down

I have a little computer on my wrist. It tells me to be more fit and to go for a walk. I have a little computer in my pocket that tells me to be afraid and sad.

I am your density.

Sludgewave

Oh my gods you can pet the fox in Ghost of Tsushima!

I am worried about the Zelda movie. I have SO MUCH life investment in the Kingdom of Hyrule. youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU?...

DANGER: This is my vibe today.

The best way to spread christmas cheer is to SPLIT this crowd right down the middle, back up back up. Okay when this shit drops, you run right at the other wall. YOU READY MOTHERFUCKERS?! (single sleighbell ting!)

No, for the last time, Neo was my hacker alias BEFORE the Matrix came out.

I’m not even checking spotify numbers, I know you listened!

Cloud Dancer is the AI music of Pantone swatches

The way you are supposed to overwinter bonsai juniper in my region is to protect it from wind but not cold, and put snow on it when it falls. Adorable.

Someone complained on one of my youtube visualizers that my numbers on a stellar radio spectrogram were out of bounds and absolute nonsense. Sir I have no idea what i’m doing thats why.

Tryptocurrency

Busta on the ninja turtles float wins thanksgiving parade. I will not be accepting counter arguments.

Dope matching sweatsuit with the dark trim, performance fabric, national parks jigsaw puzzle in hand, heading to eat hot moist bread and spices. No work. Gonna be a decent day.

Might fuck around and sell some hardware synths that rule but don’t fit the colors I’m trying to paint. This one tho, i think i like it: Quick Sketch: Modal Argon8M Desktop Synth Sound Test // 4 tracks // valhallaDSP effects youtu.be/UBdZrX-JI4g

If AI can't get me a free ShowBiz Pizza animatronic animal band for my garage that i can program to play sex pistols jams. I do not want it.

Post a pic of an industrial machine that sounds like your music.

Writes in idea book: Salon for goatees.

This one time I tricked everyone into learning about Steve Reich with this ol’ bait and switch: youtu.be/N5lpyk8pOxI?... #synthsky