Being a dark Asian, I get asked if I’m Filipino, Mexican, etc. but never what I am. A goddamn delight.

I hate how more cardio always makes me ravenous.

Everyone wants a himbo boyfriend until he forgets your anniversary, birthday, and favorite Pokemon.

Got this on the table and had the game in a chokehold.

Sinkholes In Omaha have given me dying by quicksand vibes. Every time I stop at a light, I think “this is it.”

the hype for strixhaven is too real. I haven’t spent this much money on a set since Journey to Nyx.

Thanks to Neheb the Eternal, I had 10 red mana to pour into Stonesplitter Bolt targeting my Brash Taunter. I got cucked by Silence.

Instead of going to the gym, I played Dragon Quest 1 until I had a sciatica flare. now I can’t fall asleep because lifting helps tire me out.

no one was wearing deodorant in the gym. I will never understand.

I’m not sure where I can talk about my lifts.

For someone who regularly makes jokes about sewercise, I don’t take a lot of risky chances that could unalive me.

Im sad.

what a night.

Captain America and Indiana Jones taught me to punch Nazis.

I want Taco Bell.

Cyber trucks are the H1 Hummers of this generation.

Fuck it. I’m building a stax deck.

My 2026 fitness goal is to become strong enough to give all the homies uppies.

I’m going to cancel my Spotify, but finding a replacement has been giving me analysis paralysis. Qobuz seems to be what pays artists the most.

Pink on Wednesday. How millennial.

Should I get a black lotus tramp stamp?

Oh boy. Here comes the peak of my anxiety spiral. Good luck, everyone.

I’ll never learn my lesson when it comes to buying booster boxes over singles.

If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.

Teleportation Circle on the stack, I’m ready to disappear.

You ever umm you know ugh. Mhm. Yeah.

Why does cardio make me so goddamn hungry?!

Every transcript I begin, I feel like I’m working at Lumon in MDR.

Not me dreaming about writing a dissertation on trauma and family estrangement. The unconscious won’t let me out of the academic life.

Brewed Mr. Orfeo to throw hands. After seeing more vehicles do I wanna do some kamikaze type shenanigans? It could be my War Boys deck.

How do you go back to work after #MCChicago ? My only focus is fine tuning my decks.

#MCChicago what a magical experience. Lost every game, but wouldn’t take back a moment.

I understand airport bars. With how often flights are delayed, I’d want to get hammered too.

Car pulls.

Alright, Bluesky. Let’s see if I can continuously use you and not forget about your existence.

What do I talk about?