And they all lived happily ever after. #TheArchers

Stella is not ‘interviewing for a new job’ she is being interviewed for a new job. #TheArchers

Can anyone list all these wars that Trump has stopped?

Tom is so self righteous. Bet he would have taken the money if offered. #TheArchers

Amber’s voice was particularly annoying this evening. #TheArchers

It will be interesting if a male couple are running Home Farm and a female couple are running Brookfield. Whatever would Dan and Doris have made of that? #TheArchers

www.best-poems.net/a-a-milne/ha... #TheArchers

World at One and PM are much nicer news programmes than Today. #bbc

www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/p... #TheArchers

Anyone listening to Add to Playlist? A great Scottish folk song being featured. #TheArchers

Henry’s mind is harping back to Rob isn’t it? When he wanted him to play with a real cricket ball when he was about six years old. #TheArchers

Well done Brad! #TheArchers

I presume Susan had TEN to serve that wine at the fete. I’m sure you can’t just turn up and flog booze and give people paper cups to drink it without a Temporary Event Notice. It all sounded a bit ad hoc to me. #TheArchers

Quiche, pork pies and cheese sandwiches. Bit heavy on the carbs.#TheArchers

So Chris and Martha will have to move in with Alice while the flat is being repaired?#TheArchers

Is it very common for men named Mark to be known as Markie? I’ve never heard that. #TheArchers

Most English words are pronounced in the US with just an American accent. But when it comes to the word ‘water’ how on earth did it get to be pronounced ‘wodder’? I can’t think of another word that has changed as much as ‘water’.

Today’s NYT mini crossword clue : Left leaning social media site. Answer: Blue Sky. Who knew? #TheArchers

George hasn’t kissed her yet and they’re getting married. Very Jane Austen. #TheArchers

Justin is mendacious for lying. Can you be mendacious for anything other than lying? It means not telling the truth doesn’t it?#TheArchers

Kate has killed Father Christmas. #TheArchers

Henry’ fought about it a lot because Tony is doing his speech fing. Why doesn’t Tony pick him up on that? I would! #TheArchers

Oh dear Kate! That sounded not quite how you meant it to sound!#TheArchers

Yes Fallon there’s a lot to be said for living on your own. Not everyone needs to live with a partner. #TheArchers

Lilian say perogative instead of prerogative. Justin said ‘I was stood’ instead of ‘I was standing’. Don’t the actors question the SWs ? Or is it the carelessness of the actors? #TheArchers

Why is Clarrie avoiding Susan? #TheArchers

I know everyone is different but I didn’t cry when my mum died aged 99. I was just so grateful she had a long and happy life and didn’t suffer at the end. #TheArchers

www.diffen.com/difference/H... I thought the two religions were similar but apparently not. #TheArchers

‘ She looks like she needs a good meal.’ I was just about to say I bet everyone in those photos was slim. Everyone was in those days. #TheArchers

I like this site for #TheArchers but I have just looked at the regular everyday posts and they are mostly really weird. Will definitely just stick to #TheArchers.

How can baked cauliflower be enough for a meal?#TheArchers

Saskia’s voice is familiar. What other parts has she played?#TheArchers

The plot thickens! #TheArchers

Ask us Freddie! We know who put the camera there!#TheArchers

A knitting subscription box. Oh dear.#TheArchers

Like lots of people, I don’t eat so much meat these days but I think if I had to do the Casey Meats induction tour I would become a confirmed vegetarian. It really sounded horrible.#TheArchers

They could both come in for half the time and do a job share till things pick up.#TheArchers

Natasha’s credit card habit has come back to bite her.#TheArchers

Posted a letter to my granddaughter on 27th January (Sussex to Cardiff). Admittedly 2nd class stamp, but it arrived today, four weeks and one day later. It often takes a week or more, even with first class stamp.

How come Tracy has time to talk about cricket if they are flat out at the pub?#TheArchers

Where’s Clary with all the goings on at Bridge Farm? Anyone else think she’s noticeable by her absence?#TheArchers

I’m glad the SWs made Helen keep things in perspective. After what she’s been through she realises that everything else can be dealt with.#TheArchers

Hope they all washed their hands before drinking the coffee and packing the veg boxes.#TheArchers

Well, after all the George and Alice drama and dog attack on Kenton, we’re definitely back to normal aren’t we?#TheArchers#pantotime

Susan is not the sort of person to lose things or behave irresponsibly with things she has borrowed. I’m sure she has a place for everything and everything in its place.#TheArchers

Why do people say tumeric when it’s turmeric ?#TheArchers

I’ve just deleted X Twitter. I only ever used it for #TheArchers and this site is much nicer.

Shame we have to ask people only to call 999 in a real emergency. People shouldn’t be calling 999 at any time except in a real emergency! I recently heard of someone who gave up waiting for an ambulance and went to the chemist for some cough mixture instead.

Anyone else listening to The Archers Mystery Play? Definitely Roy playing one of the disciples (Judas?). Jesus has just performed a miracle!#TheArchers

So Rochelle is a vegetarian. Is this significant?#TheArchers