Hello Agents! Yuriful afternoon, is it not? I frequently read these books, i wonder if my fellow agents will like them too?

Yum, dry cereal for lunch!

Oooh~ What do we have here? A fluffy looking grunt joining the Agency? Haven't seen that before in my 10 years working as a receptionist.

Do you miss him, too?

As such, agents, We are all flawed, in a way. But we must strive towards our end goal, crush the numb sensation in your skull, We must fight. We must struggle together. Willpower is what makes the A.A.H.W so glorious. You are not useless. Every agent serves a purpose. and Unity. Is. Purpose.

I am great. Fine. Excellent. Hahahaha.

We are all driven by the same frustrations. To kill hank, we must improve, to improve, we must work harder. working harder will likely demotivate you. So why stay in an endless, pointless loop where you fail, over, and over, and over again?

I do get stressed as an agent, I can't fully escape my thoughts and feelings to become someone perfect like that. I do miss him again.

Hello Agents! Please remember to wash your hands and sanitize yourself. we keep our buildings very clean with absolutely NOTHING in the vents whatsoever.

// every account with that tag in the bio is part of our group! it's free to join and we just request that people ask before joining! but to avoid confusion I wanted to clarify that it is specifically for our group

// I don't like to do ooc posts a lot but this is important!! a lot of people have been assuming that the #blueskymadness tag is a hashtag for every madcom roleplay account on here, but it's a tag specifically for a group my friends and I made.

Hello agents! There are traitors and dissenters among our ranks, be cautious, be wary, for at any moment- you may be fallen by their hands. It could even be me! You never know.

Hello Agents! Do not trust the Status Quo.

I suppose I should introduce myself here. Hello all, I’m the head of A.A.H.W cybersecurity. Please call me Ms. Jo. :)

As for me? I stay as an Agent. Why? I am completely content with my position, really loving my job!

Hello Nevadeans! Signing up for the A.A.H.W is completely free and easy! Just walk into our office and take our form, do some training and you're good to go! You can even get upgraded to an Engineer or Soldat via A.T.P! (Accelerated Training Program).

Hello agents, I finally got the hold of the photo! It was such a fun day! Thanks @atp-soldat.bsky.social! I enjoyed the party.

Hello Agents, That wasn't me

Nghh

Uhm.. Soldat's a tad bit hyper. But we're finally having the party! I set up so much stuff! Now let's hope nobody crashes it... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AGENT 1394! We hope your life will be filled with happiness and dedication to the cause! May you enjoy your cake!

The Auditor is so kind today! He'll let us hold the party.

Hello Agents, if you see Agent 1394 patrolling our halls today, please wish him a happy birthday! After all, we promise to keep everyone happy while they do their jobs efficiently. A party will be held in the A.A.H.W HQ this evening. Do NOT invite Hank J. Wimbleton, as he will RUIN everything!

Stop messing with us! we barely get downtime or breaks!

Who's in our vent system?!

Did you do that.

We always keep the danger level down, for the safety of Nevada, for the safety of Everyone. to lowly thieves to ferocious gangsters! Nobody deserves to feel unsafe. Glory to our Purpose, for it spreads Unity, which empowers us all!

Anyway, uh..

Umm.. RIght.

Uhh... sorry. we have.. issues going on in our facility. there may be a gas leak. But do not fret! With problems, come solutions! We are the greatest members of society, after all! This will be fixed. Thanks for your patience.

Heeeello fellow agents! Did you know The Auditor oversees all? He's so great isn't he? Be sure to hand out our recruitment pamphlets today! We are great in numbers! UNITY IS PURPOSE!

I love my job!

Salutations Nevadeans! Care to join the A.A.H.W and support our case? It's totally free and you can get COOL guns!