I regularly get ads letting me know ChatGPT can turn my real life cat photos into a cartoon version of my cat photo - upload now! Doesn’t feel like something a trillion billion dollar company with access to the singularity would be advertising but what do I know.

Pluribus has no chill. You want a mystery box motherfucker? You'll get one where most of the big stuff is answered right off the bat leading to just a shitton of small questions. I'm hooked.

"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social You could do the funniest thing in history. C'mon. Do it.

Why can't we have a little backbone, for fun?

They've lost the guy that spent every waking moment for two years trying to kill Clinton healthcare.

If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE

I cannot fathom the amount of money that is going to flow into NYC in an attempt to drown Mamdani's agenda. This is going to be by far the biggest stress test of a progressive platform in half a century - assuming he's legitimate. Which, I dunno. I hope so.

Daughter snormurmuring on my chest as I giggle at memes. Life is good.

I'm so pleased this will eventually be the whole(non-sponsored) 1st page of search results. Just, wonderful.

I understand enshitification was all but inevitable, but does it also have to be tacky??

Fuck Aaron Sorkin. It was always a game to the people on the hill but my god did that dumb show make them want to also be famous while playing it.

a fucking true eagles fan.

But have you considered that telling Speaker for the Dead truths will alienate people that already think you're a liberal rag? Food for thoughtless.

Yeah. I'm gonna log off. Just watched it and didn't feel anything.

Oof. Just saw Luka and Bron played 22 each in that first half. They better come out on fucking fire in the 3rd cause they're gonna fall over in the 4th.

I've seen enough. Wolves fully capable of just turning it on against this team.

Fuck Breen. Fuck Doris.

“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

In retrospect, I probably should’ve written about Trump’s secret plan to send journalist to the camps instead of holding it back for my book

Hopefully this 3 game stretch puts an end to Luka truthers. Victory cigars are plumbers, not rotation guys.

KD, Harden, and Kyrie all will not get rings with the teams they forced themselves onto.

Look, Trump's supporters are strong believers in the sanctity of the Bible and are sick and tired of the woke left treating the holy scriptures so disrespectfully

America can should will and must blow up the moon

I have gone this far in life without (I think) ever calling people "stupid" or "dumb" in print or online. But good God, this drone nonsense, and people who take it seriously.

Closing: I make 100% of my income on my newsletter. I get how important platforms are and how scary it is to contemplate switching. I'm not diminishing that fear. But it's really fine. There is life after Substack. It's more lucrative and, more importantly, you're not underwriting Bari Weiss. /fin

In the weekly Athletic power rankings they called the Wolves one of leagues shallower teams. Citing the drop-off from their eighth to ninth guy. I get they don't get a ton of scoring from their bench but I still think their top-8 in a playoff setting is better then the vast majority of teams.

The difference in ball movement and defense when Randle is on/off is staggering. He's gotta buy in or this teams ceiling goes way down.

Randle assaults the court and kills the clock, finchy immediately yanks him for NAZ. More of that please, Finchy.

The west is ridiculous. If the Wolves win on Sunday they could wake up as the fifth seed on Monday, after being 12th a week earlier.

The ridiculous bit is that she KNOWS he's a misogynistic POS. She wrote him a whole emailing detailing what a douche he is.

After I cash out my Ethereum I’m gonna get me a trad wife and a llama farm so I can live like my pioneer ancestors whose spirit I can feel pulsing within my loins every time I listen to a Jordan Peterson interview.

I mean, I still hate Sean Payton but hoping Nix would be terrible was bad form. He's fun and I'm glad he's outperforming expectations. At least until/if it means he's much better than J.J.

Suns announcers all-in on calling that an offensive foul on JR... That was the flopiest flop in the history of flopping.

I second this. With one caveat, under no circumstances should encourage the subsequent poop-Picasso. Source: The smell lingers until your wife has to paint whole rooms.

I am so old. Wife's arguing on Reddit, the kid is in between us sleepily mangling the words to Encanto songs and my eyes keep closing as I try to rally for the late wolves start. It's only 9!

The NR has been trash for it's entire existence but the Lowry brood wanted some of that sweet Daily Caller money so can fuck right off with this being above it shit.

It's KD, he's had five accounts for months obsessively name searching so he can correct the most minor of details.

Lol. Reporter: "You got a new mascot just for jerseys" *shows Fox pic* Fox: "Wft is that?"

Huh. Just migrated from the desiccated bird and my discover feed had mostly people I followed there.

Huh. Just migrated from the desiccated bird and my discover feed had mostly people I followed there.