Milk is the answer to stinging nettle stings or wearing proper gardening gloves 😂

Ok I did forget about Bluesky which is why I’ve not posted in ages 😂😱 Years ago I had a tamagotchi & it died so you can see why 😂

Willow. Her ears are so big they get wet when she has a drink from her bowl 🤣

Lola is guarding the remote control 🤣

Luna is on look out for Father Christmas’s arrival 🤣🙈

My neighbours got delivered my parcel by mistake yesterday, but it was no ordinary parcel, oh no, it looks exactly like a wrapped up narwhal tusk but longer 🤣🙈 like 15ft Omfg my living willow dome is enormous & I have to build it somehow What have I done 😂

I did this - it’s not perfect but it deafens the sound of cloven hooves of the children trampling up & down them 😂 Green & pink is my favourite colour combination, still got some painting to finish, but not today

I’m putting off replying to an email because this person has seriously fucked up & I’ll end up feeling sorry for them instead of seeking justice Urgh

@stephenunwin.bsky.social recognise this place 🤣

With ADHD, object permanence can extend to people (there’s prob a special name for it), but I can forget someone exists I even forgot I had a brother. A security question on an account asked for my eldest sibling’s name & I totally forgot about him & kept putting my sister’s name 🤣🙈

Word of warning make sure school is using the latest EHCP - this applies probably more particularly if you’ve had it updated with new reports in year 5 that all needs to be transferred to secondary school You just couldn’t make this absolute shit show up

I got up rushed around, took all the rubbish & recycling out to then discover it’s just Monday & collection days are Tuesday 🤣🙈

You can tell my youngest son goes to a faith school because he said he had a dream about St Nicholas 🤣

Roman Day at school today & my son looked very unroman with his white t shirt on, (it was a suggestion by school for us poor parents 🤣) whilst other parents had spent a small fortune at Amazon These dress up days are a pain in the arse

The tooth fairy was scared of the cats last night so had to make a day time collection 🤣🙈😱

This 👇🏻🙈

Its a: I got a free accessory for my cargo bike but it was recalled & collected last week kind of day 🤣🙈

So many angry men in the allotment group on Facebook, I’m sure if I posed as a bloke I wouldn’t get so many shitty replies I just asked if anyone had done any kind of cost analysis because I’m thinking of getting a poly tunnel but some are v expensive & I need to justify it to myself Twats 🤣🙈

It’s a bit windy out 🙈 Nice & warm though 🤣

Ordering online: We’ve received your order We’re confirming your order We’re processing your order Your order is ready for dispatch Your order has been dispatched Track your order You’ve received your order What do you think of your order Order more shit? Oh just fuck off ffs

The postman turned up in shorts & I had to ask him if he was cold or mad 🤣 He said if they don’t wear shorts they get the piss taken out of them by the other posties, but internally he was freezing 🤣 Fuck that I’d be wearing my thermals & not caring about what others said 🤣

It’s just staggering to think that water companies pay bonuses at all Not withstanding the environmental damage they’re getting away with ‘The Lorax’ (Dr Seuss) is where we are heading

One thing I’ve noticed a lot is that people who have trauma for whatever reason, & are trying to heal, really appreciate the beauty in nature It’s a way of healing your inner child Here’s part of a video I did earlier this year, I waited patiently

Hands up if you hate the argument that if you let a kid with hypermobility/fine motor skills problems use a keyboard it will somehow be detrimental to them Like my kids, I was always told off for not writing enough, called lazy, but it hurts to physically write

Omg school raffle tickets are now £2 each. I’m old enough to remember them being 50p 🤣🙈

Of course the one dark morning (I normally do it the day before), I have to put the rubbish & recycling out it’s pissing down & freezing cold Luckily my dressing gown has a hood but hoods aren’t designed for human head sizes are they 🤣

I see there’s no edit option here either @michesinglehurst.bsky.social Fucking typos 😂

I’ve been anticipating a huge battle in returning my Babboe cargo bike that isn’t actually part of the recall but is really rusted, but Babboe just rolled over & agreed to sort it out. Weird 🤣 Maybe I’m on a register of serial complainers 🤣a

My favourite Kitty

Who else 🤣😂🤣👇🏻

Time to leave X & seek out pastures new