*Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only* -Preacher -BSG (newer) -STNG -STE -GoT -A Knight of the Kingdom -Bugs Bunny -Lorne Green's New Wilderness -The Nature of Things -Don Kirshner's Rock Concert -South Park -Family Guy -The Outer Limits -The Muppet Show -Tarzan (Ron Ely)

Doctor I trust more than rfk jr

I wrote my story so as to easily be turned into a comedy/fantasy film trilogy, or a streaming series. #Booksky #Movies #Fantasy #Comedy

When a trans faith healer flees his mother's cult and picks up a UFO-hunting hitchhiker, he embarks on a supernatural roadtrip across the country, with the cult in hot pursuit, eager to reclaim their runaway Chosen One. #questpit #Q #U #YA

#QuestPit There's only one human character who plays a major role in my story. His name is William, and he is a genius. He helps a bunch of monsters and misfits to liberate an entire species of people. I always imagined Richard Ayoade playing the role, if a movie or series were ever made.

#QuestPit There're 3 female protagonists in my story. The lovely Lillia, an Elf, her sister, Alaeth, and a female Sasquatch who is strong enough to control an entire army of monsters. All 3 of these ladies represent my 3 sisters, with a touch of other women who I have respected & loved.

#QuestPit This is Raz, a Gillian - perhaps THE most dangerous people on my world of Oona. Raz was rescued while still in the egg. His people are sexless, genderless, & without judgment. Raz stands 12' tall, & can spit a caustic acid. He's adept with any weapon he holds, & rides atop a pterosaur.

#This is Musky. He's a Ratstafarian - a kind and charitable people from a place called The Islands. Musky is wise, and world-traveled. He is a loyal friend who refuses to allow injustices to happen. He risks everything to liberate an entire race of people. He was inspired by a dear friend of mine.

#QuestPit Grarr, is a monster. His very presence causes terror in the hearts of his enemies. He's on a quest of redemption, though he is unwilling 2 explain. He's an almost 8' tall, tactical & strategic genius. He can bite the face off of a man, bone & all, & he does. He is a hero, to the weak.

#QuestPit Hi, nice publishacational persons. I'ze's name is Beornag. Some peoples t'inks I'ze is a Sasquatch, and yeah, I'ze is, but I'ze is also known as a Hill Troll. I'ze is a mighty hero, and yooze is all gonna love da old guy's story. Oh, I'ze is also a holy man for Ulm, da god o' laughter.

#QuestPit Yes, this is an excerpt from a comedy about Gnomes. You'll LOL and cry, too...sometimes from the same paragraph.

#QuestPit The heroes on my books, including the support characters are based on people who I've known & loved in my life. I've been lucky 2 have grown up in a VERY multicultural/multiracial community, & raised by an indigenous woman who loves everyone. The 6 MCs are me, & 5 of my closest friends.

#QuestPit Are you a member of the LGBTQ2S community? If so, you are going to love my books. I made sure y'all were represented POSITIVELY and hilariously. I created an entire SPECIES of people who are LGBTQ2S. You're gonna LOVE Queen Gary and his court of Fairies. They redefine what heroes can be.

#Quest Are you from the LGBTQ2S community? In my trilogy you are represented. Several support characters and one of my MCs will make you happy you read my books. I even created an entire species of gay men who show the world that heroes come in many colors and package sizes.

#QuestPit A little boy of unknown race, sold 2 a circus sideshow, abused 4 years, mocked & humiliated by the crowds, whipped & beaten 4 their amusment, will rise from the misery of his youth 2 become the most virtuous defender of the meek the world has ever seen. The Legend of the Great Neblinski

#QuestPit How many books do you know of, that have wildlife vignettes sponsored by fictional business, to introduce new monsters when they first make their appearance in the story? Now you know of ONE.

#QuestPit Let's face it - publishers need to make money too. There's an ENTIRE demographic of people all over the world who want this book published. EVERY publisher is ignoring them. My books were written for everyone, but this demographic has NEVER had a story to call their own... until now.

#QuestPit I have custom-made graphics for my book's interior. From gold epilates for the cover, to cute little "book-ends" that frame the chapter titles and page numbers.

#QuestPit It's taken me 30+ years 2 perfect my story. I've countless reference material & notes, as well as many illustrations, models of my characters, maps, & even cool graphics for the chapter titles. The Legend of the Great Neblinski is inclusive, and written for anyone - no cannabis required.

#QuestPit The Anaga, are an oligarchy of demonic entities who dwell on a plane of hate and suffering. They are the most horrific creatures to ever exist, living from the suffering that people cause to each other. They are truly evil.

#QuestPit This is a "Stealer". These creatures are genetically engineered monsters who are used as tools of deception and political manipulation. They can even turn into smoke, or pollution.

#QuestPit This G'nome is named Szvirf Neblinski. He's just under 12" tall, is a wizard, a holyman, & the main character in my stories. He's also the narrator. His god has asked him to Rediscover his people's ancient heritage, & save the world. That other guy is his trusty guide, Musky Ratlove.

#QuestPit No story has ever been this full of "High" adventure.

#QuestPit #Querying Almost completely pre-edited. I paint my covers. Make my own maps. PAID a graphic artist 2 create cool little graphics. I already have a fanbase who R itching 4 my books. Can provide references, & reviews. A fantasy like NO others before. "The Legend of the Great Neblinski"

#Writers #Writing #Authors #Booksky #Scams When considering a contract with a "Publishing" company, first visit their website. If all you see is AI slop, you need to know that if they are willing to steal art, they'll probably scrape your manuscript too, to use as a training component for their AI.

Name your theme song. I don't even like Country Music, but... youtu.be/XoRIm2wF9Vc?...

#BookSky #Fantasy #SocialSatire #PoliticalSatire #Comedy #Dramedy #Gnomes #Dragons #Magic #Monsters

To be clear... my books are not about Cannabis. They are about unlikely friendships, acceptance, tolerance, freedom, decency, slavery, self reflection, romance, personal struggle, triumph, heroism, and are full of political and social satire. PLEASE, do not judge a book by its cover.

#Querying #Original #Comedy #Fantasy #AdultFantasy #Booksky #Publishers #Publishing #PublishingAgents

This was my original promotion vid for my books, before I changed the titles. #Booksky #Publishers #Querying

More happy readers.

Happy readers... Many have never even tried Cannabis in their lives, yet still loved my book and are patiently waiting for books 2 and 3 to launch. #Booksky #Querying #Fantasy #Comedy #Publishers #PublishingAgents

#Booksky #BookCovers #Art I like to paint my own book covers.

#Booksky #Fantasy #Maps All of the maps in my story are hand drawn and inked, personally by me.

#Booksky #Unique #Graphics I have custom-made graphics for my book's interior. From gold epilates for the cover, to cute little "book-ends" that frame the chapter titles and page numbers.

#Booksky #Evil #Monsters #Querying The Ultraopteryx is the ultimate predator. They're giant pterosaurs that can reach 50' in length, & have wing-spans of up to 100'. One of the MCs in my story rides atop one, named Eekadinosaur, and delivers pizzas and pkgs quickly and safely. This one is a chick.

Y'all should be following Thomas. He the best water colorist I have ever seen. The man has skill, talent, vision and purpose.

Good morning BlueSky 💙

See/Google ... Jacque Fresco #Environment #Human #Future #Humanity #Dream #Vision #Genius #VenusProject #Children #Please #Hero #YouTube #Zeitgeist

Gotta go - stuff to do. G'night all.

#Artsky #Gnomes #Heros #MCs #Booksky This G'nome is named Szvirf Neblinski. He's just under 12" tall, is a wizard, a holyman, & the main character in my stories. He's also the narrator. His god has asked him to Rediscover his people's ancient heritage, & save the world. $2 marker & water on paper

#Artsky #Fantasy #Monster #Shapechanger This is a "Stealer". These creatures are genetically engineered monsters who are used as tools of deception and political manipulation. They can even turn into smoke, or pollution. $2 marker and water on paper.

#Artsky #Mushrooms #Booksky #Fantasy "Shroomies" $2 marker and water The Myconids are a species of fungi-people, who live deep under the planet's surface. They live in harmony with one another, but their civilization is under siege by mime-like, Gnome-like creatures known as the G'nonymous.

#Artsky #Demons #Villains #Fantasy #Booksky The Anaga, are an oligarchy of demonic entities who dwell on a plane of hate and suffering. They are the most horrific creatures to ever exist, living from the suffering that people cause to each other. They are truly evil. $2 marker and water on paper

#Artsky #art #Fantasy #Books This is Musky. He is a Ratstafarian, and a major hero in my books. Musky is from a land called The Islands. He is stealthy, and a formidable foe, even though he is only 4 feet tall. Musky is the friend that everyone should have. $2 marker on paper

#Artsky #Taco #fantasy #Goblins This is Taco Sandcheez, He is a Goblin chef, who also loves cannabis. Those are NOT bullets in his belts. Taco was inspired by a dear Mexican-American friend from Minnesota. $2 marker and water on paper

Thrilled to hear that my painting "A World of Design" (30x22) received the Edgar A Whitney Award in the Transparent Watercolor Society of America 50th Annual Exhibition. Thank you so much to the jury of awards and to TWSA for all they do. #art @bsky.art

#Art #Artsky #OldSchoolToolsRule This is Murray. Murray is a direct descendant of the very FIRST G'nome. He owns a cat dairy that supplies all of the affineurs in his hometown of Sensimilia. He's also a master horticulturist and grows awesome herb. $2 pen and water on paper.