#WhyIRide #inappropriateTree

This.

#WhyIRide #Deer #NWA #BentonVille

#WhyIRide #bellavista #nwa

THE DBA JOB IS DEAD! Yeah...so why am I sitting here restoring a database due an accidental table drop? (I don't have permission to deny that user anything in the db)

Make America Great for All. Fixed it, in honor of MLK.

I say "Please" and "Thank you" to ChatGPT (aka Chad) so Skynet will not see me as a threat when the time comes :)

#dogs Newest grand-dog. Super stout and well behaved rescue mutt

Capitalism without community contributions is a problem. I own a business and provide jobs, at a proper pay rate. And Bonuses. That in and of itself is not enough. Doing things for the local community without it being a marketing opportunity is better. We should all demand this.

I’m not stuck in corner, you are!

The middle child has arrived! And the grand-dog!

#WhyIRide 11.5 miles in chilly weather deserves an afternoon coffee

#WhyIRide Love these winter views 😎

Say what you will about Taylor Swift and/or her music vs your tastes...she has shown a very consistent devotion to her fans. From Children's hospitals to showing up at weddings she seems to love her Swifties :)

#WhyIRide The elf was waiting for me when I returned from a 22 mile MTB ride with 2000 feet of climbing

I never had reason to say “code fart” before today. But my wife got a text from Walmart: Null

I’ve been Whammed, but not yet Carey’d

For those posting financial news: Revenue <> profit You’re welcome

27 years was a solid run between me and the Mrs. . . . She just used my toothbrush.

Great day for a “team meeting “ #whyIride

Good morning!

Oh: sci-fi alien meets forest gump is a show I would watch

Hobby thread...jump in!

Hello SEATAC my old friend… Time to leave you once again…

Missing Peter shore this week :)

Anyone at Summit not heading home until tomorrow I’ll likely be chilling in the fountain lounge at the Sheraton Grand tonight. Feel free to drop by :)

I had to create a new account over on TwiXter...@OCDBA (Over-Caffeinated DBA) Too many people I enjoy reading stuff from are still there and only there :(

Backyard friend

PASS Summit 2024...booked! Bringing my team lead with me this year :) Make sure to find us and help him feel welcomed.

Way to go American Airlines! Your flight left early!!! Too early. You stranded my daughter in DFW for potentially 12 HOURS.

Because I like numbers and symmetry... I am 55.5 years old today. No fooling.

Just sitting here patching a couple of SQL 2008 R2 boxen and bouncing another (2016) to clear the Version Store. How's your Sunday going?

Life's been pretty foggy and busy lately. Cleveland Clinic trip Covid SQL Saturday Austin Business ups and downs Inability to ride making me grumpy The fog is lifting! yay! Just had to wait it out apparently.

I'm a coffee addict and I support this message!

Who in #sqlfamily do I know in Cleveland?

I'm very polite, except on Mondays, when I'm just mostly polite:

I was able to get an AWS RDS SQL Server change done! Cost Threshold for Parallelism from 5 to 50. You can't do it in the SSMS GUI or T-SQL. "Parameter Groups" in the RDS Console :) www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...

Throwback to 2008?

Nothing says 'professional' like sending out a dozen Pocket DBA invoices for "January 2023" 🤦 It says DBA, but not professional :)

Why uniCorn instead of uniHorn?