You haven't parented in NZ if you're not smiling at this.

What a fucking tosser.

Looked like Winston was keen to keep going.

Oh my God. Dunedin has a motorway? www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

When you're "pale, stale, and male", you also blend into the background. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Fact check in aisle six please. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Tama Potaka: www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mother-so...

Old Mate Simeon is laying on the Christian card pretty thick at the moment. Need to remind Luxon that, unlike Bishop, Willis, Stanford hes a happy clapper?

Bit suss that Kit Kats are on special at New World...

I'm only a few episodes into season 2 of The Pitt, so stop with the spoilers pls. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Talofa Pu'a Goldsmith.

According to LinkedIn (yes, I know) I only have one degree of separation from @barackobama.bsky.social . Who's our mutual bestie?

Car catches fire outside train station servicing *electric* trains. Coincidence? www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/...

The lengths that some people will go to avoid using the metric system...

Police helicopter circling overhead and two cop cars outside, and my daughter is standing at our front door yelling "ACAB". Didn't think sending her to Auckland Girls would pay off so quickly.

Maybe it's a reflection of the current political environment that I assumed this was going to be a different Tamihere.

I'd rather bludgeon myself to death with a blunt spoon.

This is Edge's greatest public service. Go forth and 👍!

This. It is so much more productive for those of us who can easily take public and active transit so that those who genuinely need to drive can.

Sure, he wrote a character reference for a convicted pedophile, but that's no reason for him to stand aside. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Clearly all the children named Christopher after Jan 2023 were named after either Hipkins or Luxon. Or maybe both.

When the chocolate bunnies rise up and take over the world, this is my "I told you so" post.

This post has aged like milk. Word on the street is that Nationl didn't see BvVs retirement coming and are kicking themselves for selecting such a poor candidate in an easy win seat.

Wait. I thought this government was all "drill baby drill"...? Westland Mineral Sands confirms mine 'pause', 40 jobs gone www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

I burnt my thumb on a pot last night and now my finger print ID on my phone doesn't work. Does that track?

Absolutely no way I want photos of myself from the 90s on the internet. Fuck that shit.

Thank fuck these clowns weren't in change during COVID. www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/590...

But also: isn't Ockham's Greenhouse a work of art?

"Nicole McKee at The Realm, Hataitai (if you grew up in Wellington, you just sang that)" I didn't grow up in Wellington, but I sure as shit did sing it. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/19-...

I mean, when NATO says "yeah, nah" you're next best option is these clowns.

Weren't we promised Taylor Swift? www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainmen...

How does Daryl Mitchell feel about going in for a fist-bump with Trump on the front of the Herald today? Rachin Ravindra is clearly telling him to get fucked.

If his answer isn't a clear "no", then he tried to call it off. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

How fucking depressing. www.nzherald.co.nz/property/wil...

Amazing how Jacinda continues to live rent free in the heads of some crackpots. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/black-dog...

"Then the Coalition came in like a jealous, insecure new boyfriend. It threw it out like it had caught the scheme sending us nudes at 2am." www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

"subsidies to millionaires in Remuera". Or, as her boss would say: "it's an entitlement, besides, it's my wife's car"

You couldn't make this shit up.

Duh.

Im here for the renewed level of snark that journos are delivering to Luxon.

God bless Facebook memories.

You'd have to ask questions about why he was hired to a role he was wholly unqualified for. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

You get an Audi on your fourth marriage. Because you're clearly an arsehole. Also because of the four rings.

Amazing how this legislation is working before its even passed.

In this time of crisis, decisive leadership is writing a letter.

"Waitematā’s Mike Lee voted against the motion, but later clarified he was for it." Lee is clearly not up to the job, he should have retired several terms ago. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/11-...

When Sir John is involved its always a good sign of solid leadership. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

Leaning into the cooker vote. Nice.

In a really high pitched voice: oh no.

God bless community Facebook.