You should know that you'll look like a twat. www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/ha...

Interesting that Melissa Lee charges the taxpayer to rent her 'electorate' office (which is nowhere near Mt Albert, the electorate she is based in), which is actually the National Party's regional office. @joelmacmanus.bsky.social thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...

Entry level for potential slumlords. People pay more than $300 a week to live *there*? www.kanastreet.com?utm_source=f...

Is... is the Free Speech Union trying to limit Grant Robertson's free speech...? www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/otago-uni...

"Elizabeth Rata for services to education" What's next? "David Tamihere for services to Swedish tourists"?

Absolute travesty that New Zealand's only Costco is located in a licensing trust area.

Everyone has come across an HR middle manager who talks like this. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/21-...

He did his own research.

No way that photo was chosen by accident.

This comes up every year. Every goddamn year.

Patient Zero for the next pandemic will be a British Boomer. Odds on them also being a Leave / Reform voter must be pretty high.

If Luxon is the Temu John Key, then Lloyd Budd is the Lemu Luxon. www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/so...

By gum it put them on the map! (Copilot sucks)

Pretty sure 1.8m Aucklanders just collectively cringed: "Taupō has one, Wellington's got one, so we [SkyCity] thought, 'Let's build a big Auckland sign that people can stop and engage with it, and take photos. It can be a meeting place'" www.rnz.co.nz/news/communi...

Apparently this is a thing that happened.

Fewer, surely?

Has anyone ever left a voice message on Teams?

Did 35 year old Simeon Brown really use the word "boondoggle"? It's something my grandparents would have said. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Same energy.

Proof that the idea of the Blue-Greens is a total fallacy.

One guess which former Prime Minister was rubbing shoulders with the scum Chow Brothers.

If you graduate from Massey University with a degree in Defense Studies, your hood is... ...wait for it... ... PANSY.

I can't even begin to imagine the amount of deep cleaning that would be required to turn the Eninburgh Castle into a 'wellness retreat'. www.rnz.co.nz/life/food/sp...

Connections Puzzle #1050 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Lost a line for thinking "dickface" was a thing the NY Times would refer to.

It's Nasty Labour's fault that there's so much speculation about National's leadership.

I bet Luxon is glad all that untidiness is behind him. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

"Hey, can I put you down as a referee after the election?"

The Prime Minister is definitely happy, healthy, and alive!

Sam Uffindal. Barbara Kuriger. Andrew Bayly. Tim Van Der Molen. Stuart Smith.

Im going with Chris B, Andrew, Penny, Paul and Melissa

Wasn't there a "essential travel only" order in Wellington yesterday?

I can only assume that someone in the Government is about to take credit for this?

They should be required to make their awnings wider so the homeless have somewhere dry to sleep. www.nzherald.co.nz/property/car...

Warne was infamous for his lifestyle, smoking and drinking heavily. But, yeah, it was definitely the vaccine that killed him. www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricke...

I've just found out that if you copy a link from a web browser, and then highlight text in a document or email and paste, it turns the text into a hyperlink.

Mike Lee continuing to miss more than 1 in 3 council workshops.

Home detention where? At the farm?

It's been 33 years since an Independent successfully contested a parliamentary seat. But dreams are free, I guess. newsroom.co.nz/2026/04/13/h...

3 percent of Greens don't believe in climate change?

What the fuck does this even mean?

Why on earth do provincial towns vote for these clowns? www.rnz.co.nz/news/ldr/592...

"Stuart marked himself safe during the 2026 RSA closure"

The makers of the Malcolm in the Middle reboot missed an opportunity to cast RJ Mitte as the youngest of the brothers.

Just a second, I'll get my violin. www.thepress.co.nz/business/360...

Seymour seems lukewarm on James Christmas. Are Prebble and Douglas trying to shoehorn some intellect back into the party that is dominated by knuckle draggers, more so when Van Veldon leaves. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

Corin Dann lists Sean Plunket as a legend of Morning Report, but fails to mention Mike Hosking, Maggie Barry, or Lindsay Perigo. www.rnz.co.nz/life/people/...

Who else thought this was Meryl Steep at first glance?

Just as the Founding Fathers would have wanted.

Under the provisions of the Electoral Act, male lobsters will be given the right to vote, but not female lobsters.

The build up to Cyclone Vaianu has been intense.