Mad Men is streaming on HBO now so go watch it if you like quality television.

There are people on this planet who have already seen Avatar Fire and Ash and I hate every single one of them.

Body positivity just being co-opted into glorifying eating disorders at this point.

I think all the talk of "tropes" in media is kinda destroying how we look at storytelling. "Enemies to lovers" "fake dating" "friends to lovers" maybe we need to burn all of those words.

#HeatedRivalry is something else. I didn't know all that was allowed on HBO.

Oh this show is like THAT huh?

Seated for gay hockey players.

Oh film noir it seems I've grown quite fond of you.

The thing about Tarantino is I don't think he's made particularly interesting movies but he's also written some of the best scenes of just dialogue in cinematic history. World on the line, you need someone to write some banger dialogue, choosing him is a safe bet.

I'm a crazy cinephile etc. etc.

Celeborn in Rings of Power being played by an actor older than Galadriel's actress, I'm just tired.

Haven't watched them but the Wicked movies look so ugly, sorry.

The "cultural impact" conversation around Avatar has gotta be the most annoying movie discourse of the last decade. Marvel and Star Wars stans have convinced themselves that movies only matter if you have a disgusting fanbase online screaming at each other over the movies.

Robert Zemeckis is pretty polarizing these days but he kinda made the best movie of all time, I must say.

The stan-ification of awards season is a good microcosm our declining society.

All of these obsessive pro athletes and rivals smut movies, books, and adaptations have their roots in Larry Bird and Magic Johnson. KNOW YOUR HISTORY.

Social media has really turned on Timmy Chalamet lmao. I assume it's because he's a general douchebag but I never understood how he was hailed as the talent of his generation and I maintain that he's not even that good in Dune.

I've watched three versions of Beauty and the Beast in the last few months lol.

Gonna be thinking about this part of the latest Maxton Hall for a minute...

OH! 👀

I'm terribly sorry, but I will be seated for this. Haymitch is my guy.

If I'm watching a movie and I can tell the director is a bit of a freak (this can manifest in many ways) then I'm probably gonna love it. If they're not a freak, I might still enjoy their work, but they won't be a favorite.

Feels like we're losing the recipes.

'The Land Before Time' was released 37 years ago today 🦖

Shout out to The Mob Song in Beauty and the Beast because those Gaston vocals went craaaaazy.

I was ready to cry.

When you start watching both men and women's sports, and you see the different standards women athletes are held to, it becomes reallyyyyy easy to start hating men.

They may never lose again, frankly.

Three delectable men and they couldn't take a decent photo, our society is in decline.

So is anyone gonna do anything about the Oklahoma City Thunder or should we just give them the trophy and their rings now to save some time?

I don't know if I've ever seen that man grin like that or look SO happy, how bizarre.

IJBOL This is an all timer, I'm sorry.

Historical accuracy discourse over movies makes my brain cry.

It looks like AI. And Link isn't nearly twink enough.

Not the rebrand. This is about to go the way of HBO and MAX.

2025 tennis season is OVER.

There are moments where I fully believe Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance with Somebody is the best song ever written.

Everyone yapping about how we need more movies with women monsters needs to watch Let Me In.

She's terrible but what she got exposed for is definitely what everyone in Silicon Valley is still doing every day. Also she conned Henry Kissinger and that's pretty funny.

Cinema probably peaked with this exact moment in Cabaret tbh.

Watching The Seduction on HBO, a prequel to Dangerous Liaisons. You really have to watch it and pretend these aren't the same characters because making Merteuil one of Valmont's conquests and victims is such an insane betrayal of their characters.

Other than being kinda charming in the first Spider-Man, this dude has never done a single thing for me as an actor. It's almost impressive.

This is where reality television peaked. Idk why it even kept going after this.

these are not even the files lol

Erotic scenes between the protagonist and the femme fatale in film noir are something so serious...

I mean, abolish prisons. Seems the most obvious.

I'll always enjoy Nolan movies, and I'm a Matt Damon truther. But if I'm being real, I don't expect this to be a remotely interesting take on The Odyssey.

This is what we've been barreling towards for years now. There are a lot of people who believe that raping a 14 year old isn't pedophilia because well, she's hit puberty by then so she's fair game for grown men.

Seems like Gothic movies, romance and otherwise, are really having their moment right now and the only one I've seen is Sinners lol. I'm so behind.