If you want "GREEN LAND" so badly you could just go outside and TOUCH SOME GRASS!

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

Day 6 of: - not fucking my cat - not cumming on my cat - not putting my dick anywhere near my cat - never doing anything weird with my cats - I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest as possible (1/?)

Been hanging out a lot woth my new kitty to-day.

You ever watch a show live on you tube and it's like damn those white boys got the rhythm

Pooping + farting rn

Got a kitty. Oh yea

Been having a nasty illness for a bit now, I am constantly coughing my lungs up! This isn't fun at all. Tummy doesn't feel so good either and plus there are other symptoms. Not liking it

today's report states that 177 people in British Columbia died from drug policy in April twelve more than previously announced. hope someone (else) notices

they were all real human people 17,300 people have died of drug policy and political indifference since April 14, 2016 in the province of British Columbia. ignoring this doesn't make it go away

JOKER IF HE WAS ON TWITTER: Guy: Happy to announce a new arrival to our family! Say hello to Checkers! We just brought her back from the kennel😍🥳🐕 Joker: LMAO ☺️ Guy: ...? Why did you reply with lmao Joker: Check my bio jackass

Fucking love this from the article: "Inciting fear by telling children they will go to hell if they do not participate in religious activities, or preventing them from making decisions about their career path, is regarded as psychological abuse and neglect in the guidelines."

THIEF: (takes candy from baby) Hohoho! BYSTANDER: Hey that’s fucked up THIEF: What are you going to do! Call the cops! BYSTANDER: Thatd be an overreaction. I’m not even sure if it’s illegal. BABY: Googoo Gaga BYSTANDER: But why do that? A Reese’s is like $0.79 THIEF: Bidenflation

We got a little washlet (a mini toilet-mounted bidet) installed yesterday. That's a weird thing. I'm trying to look at pictures of cute kitties when I use it, so that once I get used to the sensation it will make me happy as a pavlovian response

people do need to know facts about unregulated drugs, about the supply, about the emergency, because clearly no one does. 16,958 people have died in the first four months of this year, eleven of those people - gone forever - were 18 years old or less. that information might have saved their lives

"its one of the most serious crises ever. its a serious crisis that impacts communities. in communities, there are people. FENTANYL. FLOODING."

the BCNDP's response to the unregulated drug deaths public health emergency is to do what the BC Conservatives demand, their drug policy is to Cave Easy

Went to Turkey today, you know what I found? That’s right baby, Budweiser. The king of beers. My favorite American budget beer. It practically doesn’t exist in Bulgaria, so it’s at least a year since I’ve had it. Suffice to say, that was a legendary find!

"I asked them what costume I was supposed to wear, as there are rules around how much fabric can be on your body," Coombes told the Reading Chronicle. "They confirmed that I need to wear a female swimming costume despite having to compete with the men." www.advocate.com/news/trans-w...

Buried deep in the Wii's motion API is a lone function, unused, unencountered (and therefore unencumbered): detectMegaWiggle()

this is a biased and uninformed framing that will only produce a conflict of feelings which is not the issue at hand. reject the frame. use this as opportunity to improve the situation and change how people think about this. look / vancouversun.com/news/overdos...

Ummm did I fail the first time?

one of my favorite things are internet arguments over whether Survive the Jive is racist or not brother his name is SURVIVE. the JIVE "folks ive been watching a norse paganism scholar called 'Subsist despite Ebonics' but i noticed some things seem off about him, i was wondering what all of you thi

Hello BlueSky!

brother this has got to stop. Rihanna has Fenty, MrBeast has MrBeast Burger, and now Drake has a line of baby wipes???😭😭

tomodachi life returning in 2026... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ior...

pretending to lose an arm wrestle against a 6 year old

Canada's drug policy is also the death penalty, but less directly twenty people every day. you got used to mass death years ago and forgot www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

From a dancing superhero to a lowly kart hero.. oh how the mightly have fallen in

i need to work but im eepy, hows everybody doing

Generally speaking I'd say i'm right

the junkie must reject essentialism, from lofty concepts like addiction right down to the clinical description of "drug effects" themselves, if only to inspire ourselves to new knowledges revolutionary enough to give this broken discourse the jolt it needs to finally die

Considering getting a new desert golfing 18 hole speedrun world record.

Borby dorby

PEASANT: Your majesty, please. Just a pittance. A tad. Please, your majesty FENTANYL CZAR: No. PEASANT: But the harvest this ye— FENTANYL CZAR: If one wishes to get sloppy, one must farm the poppy

Me I'd kick his ass

The oppressive vibe of the "I can be erased" pencils...

why would you, as a clown, buy balls AND bowling pins?? like pick a juggle

SOPPPplloorp

seriously. stop.

iykyk

Perusing old screenshots. Here to cause psychic damage

Dont fuck with me, I've got the power of GOD 𝑎𝑛𝑑 Anime on my side! *Anime vanquishes GOD* Ah shit so it's like a tropical fish situation

gm

anyone else notice it smells and awful lot like updog lately🤨

got grounded from twitter cos I told a crypto guy I fucked his mom repeatedly