You do what you gotta do.

Baby, baby.

Perfect.

Very good.

Walt Disney sucks bird poop.

The BBC gives you the good stuff.

I hire and fire.

Oops!

It was fun.

Amazon sucks dog poop.

I like a good mystery.

I used a dark pencil.

I love playing the meat flute.

Thank you.

Wow.

I missed the French Open.

I was selling barbecues and couldn't make it to the funeral.

I want to start selling boner pills.

Dick Tracy is a really cool fictional police detective.

Cool.

From the beloved it short-lived reboot of The Dick Van Dyke Show.

Hancock.

Columbo, Los Angeles detective and dick.

I want you in my rearview mirror.

Indeed.

I love me some queen of metal.

Don't forget to turn the monitors off.

I can give you meat.

Gimme some of that Mary Poppins action.

We need to step it up.

There's no escape.

I love it.

I get pissed.

I embrace my name and that is why I'm your pencil dick.

I see what you did there.

I caught tennis elbow.

Maria Sharapova.

The dude loves tennis.

Big Balls.

And my Dickhead followers really know what I'm talking about.

LUCKY 108.9 FM is really rip-roaring lucky.

I stole this from the Kelvingrove Art Gallery.