I was in Big Y getting avocados and the only other guy in the section feelin these cads is this 40 year old white guy wearing a fitted hat that’s like 4 sizes too big and a fucking Michael Vick jersey

I’m at Dunkin’ Donuts and this like 4’11 Dominican guy in front of me orders a s’mores coffee with 5 sugars and then when his Apple Pay goes off it made the Super Mario coin effect

thinking about this one time where I went to a funeral and there was a guy wearing an NWO shirt in the Italian flag colors

this entire app feels like waiting at the bus stop as a kid

goin to war back in the day mustve sucked you had to fight people to some pennywhistle songs and you know Jebidiah Fifeman didnt know any Earth Crisis

When my old band played some shows in CA I talked to this hesher dude about Korn having a street named after them in Bakersfield in the crayon font and then he asked me if I personally knew anyone from Laid 2 Rest I was like nah not really but I waited in line with a few of them at a Dairy Queen

Idk if this website is any good waiting to see if Alex The Pigeon AVHC is on here