Hi friends It’s been a while Thank you to everyone who’s reached out I’ve needed the space but I’ve missed you More to come

everyone is doing just fine without me 😂

and then they pass it onto the next generation…

In other news, I just made a bomb ass salad

I miss you Gaias 😭

Hi

You know what time it is 🐐

🙏🙌

you know what time it is 🐐

one thing I don’t like about BS is that there is no private feature (…right?)

I think there are people I was friends with on Twitter following me but they don’t have the same handle/photo here so idk who you are. Please help me out and say hello if you’re one of them 🫶

fuck

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

i can count on 1 hand (with some fingers to spare) the number of times i’ve seen my father enraged. tonight was one of those times.

✔️ bag to pick up at the finish line tomorrow has been pre-checked 🐐

googly eyes on my Bob tuh-too

happy halloween, heathens 💀

if you’re gonna tell them everything… don’t leave out the good parts

HAPPY FRIDAY FUCKERS!!!

i just had the most magical conversation with a deaf kid trying to explain what farts sounds like 😂🙌

fuck the post office

it’s thirsty thursday. stay hydrated, heathens!

now watching: a lonely place to die (2011) rw

feelings are stupid

I need to run but I don’t wanna 😩

you know what they say: if you can’t beat it, hump it! happy hump day 💃

i can’t wait for this app to have ‘drafts’ so i don’t feel pressure to be witty on the spot 😬

FtG 🐐 ran 3.1 miles, a quick 5k before the long work day begins

NEED!!! 😍

seriously though… 🤔

good morning long, late work day today time to fuck the goat 🐐

i just found this old 🧵 i made and i am CACKLING 😭😂

Oh please please PLEASE Bluesky, stay like this! It's so chill and cool here! No rage bait, no bots, not hate! PLEASE stay this way for a very long time! Don't become a toxic place, don't become a Twitter 2 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Welcome to all the new people who’ve come over from X 👋 Things are very different here, no algorithm, so just following a thousand people and reskeeting loads of other people’s content is unlikely to get you far. Find people you chime with, positively engage, and enjoy a less confrontational SM 👍🤗

on tonight’s docket: 🧹 fall cleaning 💼 a little work ✍️ writing 🌬️ blowing smoke 💀 horror movies with boo

i capped at 12 miles today 🐐 i’m ready for my big time marathon 🙏🙌 i won’t beat my PR, but i’ll finish it 🏁

Lookin’ for some mutuals 👀 - Music (ambient, folk, 80’s, hip hop, etc) - Music Play Lists - Films - Horror (all kinds) - NBA - Pets 🐕 🐈 - Running 🏃 - No Bullshit Would appreciate RT if willing 🙏 Thank You 🙏

btw if you’re not cool with toilet humor and the occasional shit talk (literally talking about poop) we can’t be friends.

yeah

looking for mutuals here who like the same weird shit as me! 💀 horror shit ✍️ writing shit 🌳 nature shit 🔮 witchy shit 🐐 exercise shit (mostly running) please help me out with 👍/rt/qt if you’re willing 🙏🙌

Everything I dislike about "X" has not shown up here. I would have logged back in sooner had I known it could be so peaceful.

time to fuck the goat 🐐

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

advertise your account with one image

I went to the weirdest wedding last night No dancing No music (even for announcing the wedding party) No alcohol (but by me but 🤷‍♀️) On a Friday afternoon/evening But whatever lol threw this outfit together last minute

post B&W 🖤🩶🤍