suddenly remembered that my dad told me that "HP" on my pokémon cards stood for horsepower. i believed this for a very long time

finally got my copy of @billard.bsky.social's book 😍

drop something blue from your gallery

Yawn! 1978. asia.si.edu/explore-art-...

wild that people are worried about an AI takeover when you can't even directly download images from a google doc yet

listening to "afternoon delight" and wow this song is raunchy. why did my mom put this on in the car constantly

my partner and i have had the following conversation multiple times over the last few nights: "mooooon!" "huh?" "moon!!" "moon? ...ooh, moon!"

The front page of tomorrow's Daily Tar Heel via elmunc/Twitter

took a look at my spotify "on repeat" and it's entirely: - lo-fi beats to study to - sayonara wild hearts soundtrack - celeste soundtrack - bon iver's "bon iver" - bon iver's "22, a million"

got a double egg yolk today! it looks like a butt

i was attacked by a flock of geese when i was like 7. they smacked me around with their wings. imagining that but with claws and sharp teeth is very upsetting

every time i request a bunch of books at once i wonder if i'm annoying the chicago public library. what do you mean i have social anxiety

do elves do age gap discourse? how big of an age gap is too big when you live for millennia?

just looked at my calendar to see what i have scheduled for tomorrow and realized i'll be five years sober tomorrow! what!!!!!

All 15 issues of The Nib magazine are available to download for free. 1,600 pages of comics.

thanks to chronic illness communities online for being the only way many other chronic illness patients will ever figure out what the fuck is wrong with them because the medical system sure as hell won't

interesting that Threads has come to be as i'm reading the dragonriders of pern series, in which Thread is a fungus that instantly devours any living thing

The cool thing about quitting drinking is it recontextualizes a lot of stuff in your life and then you're like "ohhhh nooooooo" a lot

really wish this flareup would have started on the first day of this long weekend instead of the last 🙃

can someone explain why you would set off fireworks while the sun is still out i would ask my neighbors but they're too busy setting off fireworks while the sun is still out

utility repair people posted hole on my street

thinking for no reason about how a decade ago i was standing outside the supreme court as the windsor decision came out, ambivalent about marriage equality being our movement's priority but generally optimistic about where things were going 🙃

Looks like making up a guy to get mad at has been deemed Constitutional.

The Supreme Court using a completely fabricated harm to justify actual harm towards people who face real discrimination is an apt metaphor for modern conservatism

this is a picture of me

i am scrolling through here half-asleep and as i read this skeet, the phrase "hummus for vanna" started looping in my head

chicago apparently has the worst air quality in the world right now and my poor little kitty has been doing little kitty sneezes all day :(

my new water bottle is just a little bit too big and a little bit too heavy to comfortably hold with one hand, so i have to hold it with both hands. and it has a straw. so now i look like a small child with a sippy cup.

dang i gotta relearn how to post

glad i joined bluesky today and glad this is my first...skeet