// sometimes i feel like a repressed catholic woman because i think about tender nsfw hcs and then i immediately mentally smack myself with a broom

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( snrrrrrk. snooooore. 💤 ) ⠀⠀

⠀ ᅠ ☀️ & the 𝐒𝐔𝐍 goes 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 with all 𝑚𝑦 f͟a͟u͟l͟t͟s͟ . ᅠ

// made a list of all my accountz…. yaaaay bsky.app/profile/did:...

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ SQUAWKING . okay , well she WAS also half asleep , but now she’s fully awake . ‘tis the woes of being not-really-legally-but-still-married to a man that is part snake . ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ . . . ❫ ❪ earfin droop . oh no she hates seeing him like this fuck FUCK ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( SIGH ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀.ᐣ you finished your last pack and said you weren’t gonna buy anymore after that ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ SWATTING AT HIS HAND PATHETICALLY .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ ❫ o — obviously that’s what i meant .ᐟ it’s not funnyyyyy , stoooooop——.ᐟ ❪ FINS FLARING . BWAAAA ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ at least he knows his place ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ plink plunk ❫ ⠀⠀

// 30 year old woman btw

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀mm . . . ❪ earfins flick , once , then twice ; eyes fluttering shut , she lays her head back against his shoulder , nuzzling not — so — discretely into the crook of his neck . ❫ ⠀⠀

// he trimmed his claws omg 😭 AHAHAHAH

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ you know shes not gonna do that shes gonna lay in bed curled up fish burrito style and make the most pathetic , miserable whining sounds youve ever heard ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀wife wasn’t in bed when I woke up this morning . I feel cold . empty . this world is hell ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ for her .ᐣ he might as well have handed her the entire world on a silver platter . girl why are you giggling maniacally like that ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀BUH . ❪ rocks from the recoil anyways . ❫ ⠀⠀

// hehahehhe i drew that

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ pausing . doing the thinklg:tm: gesture as she stares at it ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ EARFINS STIFFEN ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀eheh . eheheh . ( poking fingers together ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀they got it from their papa .ᐟ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀you know im ⠀⠀

// OIGH. i amn so sorry to be the pooper of parties folks bbut friendly reminder this acc is 18+ for my own comfort KHEHEJDHEBEHEH very sorgy. @hadopaphobia.bsky.social is minor friendly (well. 16+) ^-^ but not this one Juuust in case. still non lewd ofc!! but Just In case!!!

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀when we first met he used to call me a parasite but im just saying hes the one who refuses to let me get out of bed until he’s stolen enough of my body heat to keep his hands warm for the full duration of the day ⠀⠀

HEY ⸝⠀DJ ꜝꜝ PLAY ⟢ THAT FUNKY ⺌⠀ BEAT——ALL THE ≛ KITTIES MOVE UR FEET ꜝꜝ #enarp

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ god , he’s like an overexcited puppy sometimes . you’d literally have never guessed who he was barely over half a year ago —— not that it makes any difference . ❫ ❪ whether it’s the dork or the stone — faced shopkeep —— it’s him . ❫ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ a soft giggle slips from thin lips as a would — be monstrous maw nuzzles beneath her jaw , webbed fingers squeezing gently as they interlock ( albeit with a bit of a struggle —— size difference snd all ) with his own . ❫ ⠀⠀

// you wanna follow my arkveld so fuckjng bad

⠀⠀my name is alice i started the fire it was difficult to acquire all the gasoline but unfortunately something went so wrong and now i cant do anything but sing this stupid song

⠀⠀ ( nodding , her eyes soften again marginally as she sits cross - legged before him , still maintaining a fair distance . he really is like a skittish animal . ) ( takes one to know one , maybe .ᐣ ) stellan's a lovely name .

LETS TAKE IBUPROFEN ............ TOGETHER ..............

god, ur voice is so attractive. can you tell me to kms?

⠀⠀( yeah , well . . . if everything 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 wasn’t indicative enough , she’s not exactly most people . ) I — I’m sorry . won’t happen again , r — really . promise . hhhhh .

⠀⠀ AHHHH HAHAHHHHUU AHAUAUAHJAUJH

⠀⠀ ( HYPERVENTILAGING ) MY BEATEUFIUL BOMBSEHLL WIFE IS CO,MING SOON OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHY MY GPO DO

⠀⠀ ( rest assured , the moment he makes any sudden movement or sound , it's going to be VVVERY obvious how on edge she really is . ) ( still , smiling ever softly , she nods ; retracting her hand and folding it in front politely . )

⠀⠀that mightve been the scariest question ive ever been asked in a long time

⠀⠀( one anxious mess is never too different a case from another , and heated weighted blankets might as well be a cure - all . ) ( . . . but the pride in that is short lived . eyes comically widen as cheeks bashfully flush a warm purple . )

⠀⠀mm . i cant lie the me of seven months prior really resonates with that “ air of profound catholic guilt ” fella in the armor

⠀⠀( she returns within two minutes with a quilted heated blanket which she drapes over his shoulders . ) I uh . just . take your time , buddy .

⠀⠀I

// HI BLUE 😭😭😭 GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO