Celebrities? You mean the people who eat the hot wings?

When you can hear the little chirp that says the customer service person needs to change the batteries in their smoke alarm, you know you’re going to need a supervisor.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Have you suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? You may be entitled to compensation.

When you finish the zoom pitch and they say “well told”

There was a guy on the airplane fast forwarding through the movie Pixels just to the romantic scenes