WHO THE FUCK ORDERED FAJITAS 🗣️

Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?

I’m off twitter and I’m off the weird ass mfs on that bitch. Mfs be forgetting you know them in real life and let social media go to their head. Mfs is not like that AT ALL

I’ve been neglecting my Bluesky Today we turn the tide 😭

Fuck tomorrow…The White Lotus come back on Sunday 😂

Ghost every episode since season 1: I want out and I’m not gone stop til I get out Tommy and Tasha: well….no. We’re Rich and need money. Stop being selfish Me…a viewer:

Justice for #HowToDieAlone 😢 This shit ain’t fair. And what’s Hulu @ wtf yall got to say

And when tf is Girl Scout cookie season

Lmfao they on TikTok singing YNR&B and this shit lowkey go crazy 😭😭 Dracos ouuuu Keltecs tooooo Seven six twoooooo

ANOTHER REASON TO HATE ROD PITIFUL ASS WAVE?! Turn me UPPPP!!!

TikTok got banned early because of Queen Naija

G I’m in the middle of laughing and saving recipes while I can and see this shit…I THOUGHT WE HAD TIL TOMORROW?????

Lmfao you can’t buy liquor til noon in calumet city on Sunday????? WTF

I love that people finally exposing forex because when I was speaking on it….i was broke as hell because I worked a 9-5 😭😭😭😭

They’re going CRAZY on #TraitorsUS this season. 4 traitors??? The nigga nobody wanted in the house????

When Tamia say “makes me want a cigarette” I stop dancing because no tf it don’t

Thinking back on it. Tyler Perry needs to be jailed for that scene in Madea’s Family Reunion where shorty was playing grit ball and they had Al Green playing in the back

wtf Whitney kissing on Canaan for? #SLOCG

Never did we just rip through 6 bottles of champagne at brunch

Yall hungry hungry hippos is now hungry hungry unicorns????

And to the women who be running off on the hairstylist and yall be letting them cut the braids out yall head….why yall just stand there for that??? Can yall fight????? I don’t think you should be stealing if you can’t fight 😭😂

Logged out that computer so fast last night. See yall next year 😭

Taurus being #8????? Lmfao what is going on

“Real Husbands of the State”

Lmfao announcing an album last year and still working on it release day is crazy. This album better shit bricks on SOS istg 😂

It’s Friday morning and SZA still ain’t drop that album. She lying again????

AND TO THE DUMB DRUNK MFS THAT CRASHED INTO TAURUS FLAVORS????? YOU WILL STILL BE DEALT WITH OMM

Everybody saying they don’t wanna take the redline because it’s dangerous. I know it’s been a couple years since I been on the train but…did I miss something???

Monday again…but it’s a 4 day week and the last week working until the 1st. 🙏🏾😭

Hood nigga Hot Cheetos what I snack on THEY WASNT!

YOU WANT A WHOLE THANG HIT ME ON THE BLACK PHONE They wasn’t listening fr

“Dope boy 95’ airmax on” START IT OVER!!!!

My phone just crashed at work

If Chicago not a state then explain Chicago State University

Lmfao everybody talking about Dolton and it being the trenches. It might be the trenchiest burb we got but still the burbs nonetheless. 😭 Dolton was not like this growing up 😭

I hate a mf in a Nissan Altima. All you mfs share the same driving skills…ASS

Up thinking about the Pepe’s in Matteson 😭 It be bussin in there on tuesdays and the weekend

It’s Friday. It’s some Harold’s with my name on it. Life is good. Life is great.

It’s so mf windy outside I felt like I was getting blown to Oz.

Lmfao I’m blew as fuck. Why it’s only 6 people in the office???? I drove an hour for nothing????

I said I was gone be on this bitch chatting to build my following back up and been MIA for days 😂

Is it just me or did yall emojis get big as fuck when yall updated yall phone??? Got me looking at this bitch like I’m blind

Starting off Thanksgiving right 🙂‍↕️

I was supposed to make my potato salad and cheesecakes last night but fell asleep 😭 So now I’m up at 5

I got paid early????

I need a new series to binge. Suggestions?

Anybody else AirPods be randomly turning the volume all the way down???? How do I stop that shit???

I was supposed to be at the grocery store 45 minutes ago

Scary movies ain’t never really been scary fr….but Snoop Dogg and that perm turning into a dog in “Bones” used to give me nightmares 😭😂

Damn 😭😂