Heheh... Happy Birthday, Dess...! (wherever you are....)

Hmm... Well, I guess! I get excited to see you, too!

Psh. seriously? Didn't we like, just see eachother? We went to QC's and everything! You're so silly, Dess..

?! Jeez, Dess..! What's with that face?

Howdy.

What the hell

||; If I were to do Eram I'd do some straight up Fern (adventure time) shit to them

||; I'm literally never here (I'm writing homestuck ocs sorry). regardless I'm posting this anyways

||; see i SAID i'd lock in but i fear homestuck has got me. i've been hexed

||; I'll lock in here someday

A beautiful darkner record player in MY house? angel above you have blessed me

her: let's cause the roaring me, just trying to hit: fuuuuuuuck

why am i being double teamed right now this isn't fair

So is it just be or is the knight kinda h

Golly Gee!

||; now we just have to start yhe spamton forcefem procedures and all will be right and yurious in the world

( Psh... clocky... 💢 )

||; hey guys what did i miss

I don't know where I'm going in life. and the hard truth is, that I'm scared to not know.

I'm going to douse you in boiling oil

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SKIRT. FIEND

Howdy, Kris! ^__^

CLOCKY?????????

My problem, you little FREAK is YOU. Get that through that empty little head of yours! You're nothing but a discarded little eyesore, how about you do everyone a favor a take the leap, yeah? we both know you wouldn't be missed.

||; Sorry she's so mean. she's got Floweyisms

Oof, ouchie... my feelings, they're soooo hurt... Kiiiidding. I don't caaaaare. I don't like you, you sad little man. so I'll keep calling you what you are. a sad little idiot, wrapped in strings.

Sometimes I still call her number just to hear her voice.

You a little puppetboy? got a hand up your $#&? LOL

We need to burn that little puppet at the stake

I guess I... just don't really want to go home. (If I can even call it that anymore..) I dunno. I have complicated feelings about it all.

Sigh.... another day.

||; Deltarune Astrid being transfem is a direct parallel to Undertale Asriel's character evolution and in this essay I will-

Another late night at work.... bleh!

||; lol look at this loser

(Oh Angel that's my mom. I need to act normal)

Careful what you wish for!

Look all i'm saying is that I'd sharpen your needle yknow

GET OUT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Keep the threats coming, Mike! I'm almost finished

So like why is my parents old music player kinda hot

Gaslight? what? dude, what are you talking about? you feeling OK, bud?

You have to move on. The crash wasn't your fault.... Chester is gone

When taken back to the LIGHT WORLD it turned into PILESOFTOGORESDUST and blew away in the wind

||; due to eli's un convention i assigned my own muses tarot cards

Holy emo phase LOL

I would say dad doesn't need to debase himself by playing along with someone like that but honestly? I think this might be a match made in the Angel's loving embrace