Makes perfect sense to me. In the winter the weather is so rubbish that people have loads of sex because there's nothing else to do. So one of the trillions of slow, laid back, swimmers is bound to get through anyway. In summer there is less time for sex so they have to be on their A-Game...😅😆🤣

I can only assume that this "Hospital Ship" is loaded to the hilt with Marines and armoured vehicles. The invasion has begun! Many people who're sick? Greenland, like Denmark, has a health system vastly superior to that of America. They neither asked for, nor need, U.S. medical aid... Batshit crazy!

Am I watching 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' or my new 4K Blu Ray of Ben Hur? That's why it was a virgin birth. The Greys implanted a hybrid embryo in Mary during an abduction. Explains people at the time calling him the son of God, I suppose. What if "Disclosure" proved this to be true...???

Sad to hear of the passing of Robert Duvall (95). It's a ripe old age, but another one of the greats has left us. From 'THX 1138', to 'Deep Impact', Apocalypse Now', 'Gone in 60 Seconds' and the sublime 'Falling Down'. The Godfather too but it's not one of my faves. RIP & thanks for the memories...

A free wife for a month? That doesn't sound very likely. There is always a need to pay! I call bull$#!¥ on this...

Just re-watched the first 2 Avatar movies on 4K UHD Blu Ray and I for one still think they are absolutely stunning pieces of cinematic art. But since so much is CGI it is hard to visualise the scale. These rare pics from Stan Winston studios show a full size RDA AMP Suit next to a human. Wow...!!!

Absolutely disgusted by the Trump regime & its "Board of Peace" plans for the rebuilding of Gaza. Replacing the neighbourhoods where Palestinians grew up with hotels, marinas, beach bars & jet ski hire places. This crass and gaudy idea to turn Gaza into "Little Dubai" is sickening in the extreme...

This would also work as a stab prevention vest. No self respecting knife man is going to waste this much perfectly good beer. People perhaps, but not beer...!

I don't like hillbilly ass, and I've got plenty of gas after eating at Taco Bell, I think I'll take the cash please. Thanks very much...!

He does this every time it snows...

A Happy New Year to you all. May 2026 be a much better year than the previous one. The world needs to buck up its ideas. The way things have been going isn't good enough. We can do better as a species. Much better. Dig deep & give this year your all. Sleep well, sweet dreams & see you later. 🎉🎈🎊🎊🎈🎉

This has just made my day, my week, my month and even my year...!🤣🤣🤣

That's one of my Christmas presents fully assembled. The Sarlacc tentacle test was a complete success...🙌

When you buy a drone from Temu...

I trawled through about a hundred images, to find the most suitable one, and this seemed the most apt as we are all just hanging on by our fingertips. However challenging your year was, I hope you have found some peace for Christmas. Wishing you all only the very best for the holidays and 2026...🫡

"Holy wood, Batman...!!!"

That is a truly terrible interior design choice! First of all animal hide/fur, and secondly your brain will let you smell this even as your logical mind is telling you that it's not what it looks like...

I guess we now know that Kristi Noem has a very particular set of skills. Skills she has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like that...🤣

You know you're a lousy driver, when...

Well, it is a Mexican Hot Pizza, and it does look like heat exhaustion finished him off, sooooo...🤷‍♂️

How to properly troll the garden square society and the residents association simultaneously...

The Christmas tree and decorations are finally up. Took a little longer this year as I'm not feeling 100% at the moment. But hey, this too shall pass. Hope that all of your preparations are coming along (if you celebrate Christmas, that is) as well. Right, is it time for some mulled wine yet...?

Where there is a will, there's a way...

Horrified to hear of the apparent murder (by stabbing) of Hollywood legend Rob Reiner and wife Michele. He was a prolific actor, writer, producer & director. He directed A Few Good Men, Misery, When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, Stand by Me, The Sure Thing & This Is Spinal Tap. So sad. RIP...

I would love to know three things... How much money they saved on fuel, on their trip, how fast it could go in reverse, and whether it's a Maseyota, or a Toyserati ...🤣

I'm a little confused as to what I should be doing here...🤔🤷‍♂️

That's going to do nothing for bashful bladder syndrome sufferers...

Oh I don't know... Maybe she figures that's where she will need them in future, and it's not like they get damaged by being in there... Maybe she's a genius and she's just testing you to see how smart you think she is, or isn't. It's a trap...!!!

Not sure if they're Predalins, or Gredators, just don't get them wet as it short circuits their optical camouflage. Oh and they'll feed whatever time of day, or night, they god damn feel like it, because, you know... Who's gonna stop them...?

Someone call the cops. Looks like Kitty is in trouble...

God that's painful to look at. Such a beautiful piece of design & engineering, a celebration of joy, speed, excitement & excellence, opened up like a can of tuna by thieves after the two £3,000 headlamps. A Porsche Taycan Cross Turismo worth £165,000 trashed for £6,000 worth of headlights. So sad...

Furiosa - The Sodor Years. Coming to Cinemas 2026. See her do battle with Immorten Joe as the Fat Controller. She's a very useful Imperator...!!!

Jabba the Tartt...

When they promise discreet delivery...

I will never be able to watch Jurassic Park again. Not without sniggering anyway...

When you order a giant letter "M" balloon from Temu...

I spose you'd travel through space & time in this. Travel through space at the same speed as Earth goes around the sun, the solar system travels through space & the galaxy travels through space, & you do get to travel into the future but only at the rate of 1 second per second, like everyone else...

Oh dear God... I was recently joking about how the new Paramount show Starfleet Academy was Dawson's Creek, or Beverly Hills 90210 in space. Well looks like they ran with it. Here are the promos for One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Beverly Hills 90210 & Starfleet Academy. I shall not be tuning in...🫩🤦‍♂️

FIFA created a Peace Prize?!?!? They can't even keep the football fans from beating each other up! But I am totally in favour of footballs with his face on them. I think everyone in the world should be issued with one, so they can kick the living daylights out of him to their heart's content...🤣

Lancashire vows to rebuild after this morning's 3.3 mega quake. Luckily multiple tsunami warnings that had been in place for Blackpool, Southport and Morecambe have been stood down...🫶

The Prince of Barkness...!!!

When you have absolutely no ego...😇

As far as humour goes, that's about as dark as it gets. But since the gun lobby in America pretty much uses that exact logic reasoning, maybe that's as dark as it gets...🤷‍♂️🙄

This week on: PIGS IN SPACE...!!!

If you appreciated the love and romance in the original you won't think much of this 'How I Met Your Mother' reboot...

And the question is more timely than ever. What will kill us first? Tobacco, or A.I. ...?

Separated at Birth...? Vogon - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Azmorgian / Jablogian - Star Wars Rebels Vungus the Ugly - Men In Black International Guiggold / Gabdorin - Star Wars Episode 7

Thought for the Day: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...!"

So he's still got a shot at kicking the doctor's ass...

Groot tiptoeing out of the nursery after putting his little one down for a nap...