A woman checked my $20 bills for counterfeit today and I audibly laughed. Ma’am the only decent counterfeits are the $100’s and we can still tell it’s fake! Canadian money is really hard to counterfeit well. They always mess up on 2 crucial spots. Iykyk

I have two birthday celebrations planned and my birthday is 2 months away I love being pampered 🥰 June is going to be filled with all my favourite people, activities and things 💖

Caught in precarious positions

Finishing dinner at the same time people are getting up for breakfast 🤭 Debauchery is what I do best.

Starting dinner at the same time people are getting up for breakfast 🤭 Debauchery is what I do best.

I was made for this life because running around the city late at night makes me feel alive I love being one of 7 people awake. The world feels like mine.

I’ve been working on my flexibility, can you tell?

I have been loving the extra pointed heels I’ve been seeing lately. The extra high arches with an elongated point just makes me feel … So alive, exhilarated and sharp

When do we switch from winter scents to summer? I am tired of my Burberry and Versace scents and want to move back to my Chanel, Valentino and Vera wang

Crawling out from the bed cocoon with the taste of my friend on my tongue; the scent of my lover in the air and a faint recollection of too many tequila poppers Please tell me other people know of the liquor based poppers 😅

Fresh mussels crusty garlic bread and asparagus. Quick meals I make for my friends because I love them 💕

Waking up on a beautiful Sunday with scene planning on my mind and a sweet duo to relax into the evening. Now I’m starting with a workout and home refresh before I head out. What do you have planned for this moody Sunday?

I did perfect the tuna steak btw

Another day of making myself a beautiful meal because I deserve it. Today’s is: pistachio crusted salmon, steamed sweet potatoes (TCM approved) and garlicky green beans

A week of beauty maintenance is done! Face: microneedled and face masked ✔️ Hair: treated and restyled ✔️ Nails: cut and manicured ✔️ Body: new massage tried ✔️ Lips: coloured and healed ✔️ Feet: rubbed, scrubbed and pedicured ✔️ Truly almost every beauty worker saw me 😅

A lover has these lace thigh highs and I need them back 😩

Salon day started last night with a pre shampoo mask. Full salon day today means: Clarifying shampoo Hydrating shampoo Strengthening hair mask under heat Conditioner under heat Treat Blow dry Style Done Essentially, almost 24hrs of hair care 🤭 Guess what stage I’m on now?

Easily bent 📐

Visited my wax lady, nail salon and now hair salon next Upgrading my online life and personal physique all at once

It’s actually very easy to save money in this city: simply show up during regular business hours and the place is closed Follow me or more saving advice 😎

Rare occurrence: I cut my nails I know there’s a few who’ve been waiting for this day 😉

Rainy Sunday’s thinking of lovers across the pond ☔️

I brought: cupcakes, a new toy and bedroom heels He brought: liquor, a hotel with a view and an insatiable appetite We eventually ate the cupcakes as a lifeline 🤭

Spring is so close I can almost taste it

A day of reset and exercise; seeing friends and now seeing a lover for his birthday Some days you realize how good you have it. Today is a day that’s had me grinning from ear to ear ✨

Eating what’s best for my body lead me to: freshly made tuna steak; garlic asparagus; and steamed pumpkin for lunch. Lunch dessert was kiwi 🥝

If I sleep over, can I wear your shirt?

I love that my life involves spontaneously going to the Cardi B concert tonight 🥰

If anyone had noticed my website looks completely different. Way more streamlined. This is only the beginning of all my changes 💋

Missing swimming 🏊‍♀️

We’ve strayed so far from the $5 foot long that they’re now advertising the $4.99 6 inch

I told myself anytime I have makeup on I’ll film …but now it’s after 5am and I’m just getting home Am I supposed to film now; based on my own naive rules? I have failed myself 🫩

Do you like red?

Most of life is forcing yourself to do the uncomfortable/awkward thing you don’t want to do; until it becomes habit and you love it See: working out, eating healthy, having a clean organized space, taking care of others, putting yourself out there, buying pu$$y

Sauna for two?

I need an excuse to wear a dress too short and laugh too much

Don Julio and tacos?🌮

I get gold accents in my manicures and pedicures so much my nail tech doesn’t even ask anymore I love when I get into a groove with my body workers. It took maybe 4-5 appointments but now we’re are in such perfect synchronization; they even know if I’m in a talking mood or not!

Agile to the toes 🌹

I’m glad Americans are realizing how fun Toronto had become. Our food scene is top notch and so undervalued We have a variety pretty authentic cuisine because the ethnicity of people live here and make their culture’s food

Spring lust on a dreary, rainy day ☔️

Begging Ontario to care about our healthcare being slowly cut down My private health insurance knows this because it raised premiums across the board by almost $100

Squeaky clean 🫧

Leaving a couple with my favourite thigh high brands is a new type of womanhood bonding 💋 And I can’t wait to see them on her 🥵

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Hold my leg for me?

Like sand through an hourglass⏳

I’ve been feeling so much more energized after following Chinese Traditional Medicine practices for the season change I forgot that my naturopathic doctor had me on the best diet

Doing what you can, when you can, means more than you know. 💗 If you’re clearing out clothes, consider donating them to a local women’s domestic violence shelter. It can make a real difference for someone starting over!!

Sometimes you just have to delete it all and start over This year is feeling like a big overhaul and creation year. Who else felt that shift in February/March?