It would be nice if we had a political party that actually held the stance of “we oppose genocide”.

The Saja Boys x The Oakridge Boys

Rumi won an Oscar hell yeah

Spotify just pulled up machine gun kelly for me and. Welp. Looks like I am now the joker

The consent manufacturing already full speed with nbc interviewing the Iranian foreign minister. They’re asking him to guarantee Iran won’t kill any protesters. Idk if you’ve been paying attention but the US has does that.

We’re gonna lose a carrier.

Bo Nix is a Star Wars ass name. “He’s a quarterback” no shut up he’s Yellow 7, he’s a mediocre Y Wing pilot who’s assigned support in most raids & he resents it but also finds comfort in the fact that he’s usually on the periphery of battles because he knows he can’t outfly a decent TIE pilot.

I have two thoughts 1. Jared Keeso really gets character and storytelling 2. Letterkenny succinctly explains hockey culture and anyone who’s watched it shouldn’t be surprised at the Olympics situation

Trains ain’t even runnin on time. We barely even have trains. Sucks, man.

If they are Ren Fair enthusiasts PROCEED WITH CAUTION THATS A DIFFERENT THING THAN THE PASTOR IS TALKING ABOUT

Finland Stars getting beaten by the trans whale from Ikea? Strange days.

Shut up Sleigh Bells got a Super Bowl ad

Wonder where transphobia would be if it weren’t for the culture war bullshit Epstein started

Hit that man with a hammer and he wont bother your young anymore

no YOURE crying at your desk because a dude posted to the dungeon crawler carl subreddit about how they always struggled in school but at age 44 they just finished their first book and it was DCC and they loved it and already started book 2

I feel like we’re about a week away from “haaaa yeah that whole AI only social networking thing was a joke, what a funny lil hose, ain’t we stinkers” and two weeks away from it being forgotten

1. The fucken Eagles, man (Desperado slaps though) 2. virtually any country artist that has charted in the last decade (Nas X excluded) 3. Ja Rule 4. Megan Trainor 5. The Dire Straits (they’re ok but why is this hailed as the greatest when they’re very middle of the road so that’s why)

We need a term for stuff that isn’t exactly AI but might as well be because it’s so anodyne and bland.

Nowadays people hardly ever scurry. You see a scamper time to time, scrambles are common. But you hardly ever see a scurry. This is because of Society.

Yknow the entire structure of the current admin is just weird. We should talk about how weird they are again.

Fuck propaganda.

One thing the internet gets right is that we shouldn’t be known by our tru names outside of our intimate close circle.

I feel I should address all my enemies. In the public square.

What if the big post-Trump split in the Republican party is the pro-Ozempic branch vs the anti-Ozempic branch

Saw a community theater rendition of The Wall this weekend (it was dope) but it had me look up Roger Waters’ political stances and it’s the most “you’re not wrong Walter you’re just an asshole” thing you can imagine

Folks in these dark times I fear I’ve been craving some nicotine and I regret to inform you a 3mg Zyn scratched that itch

Wisdom.

Honestly like…how is this not illegal I know, I know. He’s rich and white so he gets an absolutist 1st Amendment interpretation but…like….this ought to replace the “it’s illegal to yell fire in a crowded theatre” example

I am very much looking forward to Kamala Harris polling around 20% in the first round of dem primaries

<tears behind ornate sunglasses> That’s my captain www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Yknow back when this broke I was like “how exactly did that guy pull that girl” but hearing her talk for 30 seconds I’m like “yeah yup nope yeah that tracks”

(A bird walking out of a Theology classroom) “Well it is CLEAR we have a different definition of both the words ‘Diet’ and ‘Worms’!”

Virtually every problem we have exists either because of Ronald Reagan or Henry Ford.

Feels like those 4 points Fergs foot lost are gonna be big

Sunball

Damn the Lions still got Bobby Carpenter?

Clint Black was born in New Jersey lololoololol

I have imagined Elvis saying “he fell fightin that big bitch of a Balrog baby” to Galadriel and its broken me

Tom Brady lookin great!

It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face

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Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench. Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.

The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober

Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE? BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.

Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud

Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today

Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place

Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.