Honestly like…how is this not illegal I know, I know. He’s rich and white so he gets an absolutist 1st Amendment interpretation but…like….this ought to replace the “it’s illegal to yell fire in a crowded theatre” example

I am very much looking forward to Kamala Harris polling around 20% in the first round of dem primaries

<tears behind ornate sunglasses> That’s my captain www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Yknow back when this broke I was like “how exactly did that guy pull that girl” but hearing her talk for 30 seconds I’m like “yeah yup nope yeah that tracks”

(A bird walking out of a Theology classroom) “Well it is CLEAR we have a different definition of both the words ‘Diet’ and ‘Worms’!”

Virtually every problem we have exists either because of Ronald Reagan or Henry Ford.

Feels like those 4 points Fergs foot lost are gonna be big

Sunball

Damn the Lions still got Bobby Carpenter?

Clint Black was born in New Jersey lololoololol

I have imagined Elvis saying “he fell fightin that big bitch of a Balrog baby” to Galadriel and its broken me

Tom Brady lookin great!

It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face

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Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench. Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.

The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober

Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE? BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.

Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud

Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today

Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place

Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.

Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.

Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:

What if Stromile and Taylor are related

If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.

Mouse crime.

Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny. Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees. Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.

I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now

Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.

Enough is enough. Ban algorithms.

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class — theonion.com/impressionab...

Sure might be a good thing if we didn’t have a century’s worth of qualified immunity precedent decisions what with all this police activity happening

Gnome college ?

The Dalai Lama is 90 and China wants to name the successor but history also claims right to so….good chance Trumps gonna be weighing in like “Lobsang Dawa is not the 15th reincarnation of the Lama, folks. It’s clearly Wang Jiahoa”

Lotta “France shows democracy is failing” takes and very little “France shows representative republics are failing and we should try direct democracy” takes

Macho Enby Randy Savage (They /Them)

Fuck Van Jones, Fuck Bill Maher.

We are so back lads

I have a sudden and powerful urge to have a surgery. Maybe some arthroscopic on my knee perhaps

Few like we need to revisit the 30-50 feral hogs guy, he mighta had a point

Just remembered Bart Reagor commercials and got kinda mad about that whole thing for like 35 seconds

Mood

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Made the controversial decision to skip getting A Little Treat at the costco and got a dollar store red bull and some gabbed chaat. It a good one though

I’m gonna make a playlist blend of Townes Van Zandt and Freddie Gibbs for this run, so if I don’t post for a while it’s because the secret police black sited me

Freddie Gibbs somewhere goin “that ain’t my problem” and writing a banger about cocayne

Anybody need anything from the costco