In the southwest of France, when the golden, elongated shadows begin to stretch, I know it’s early evening. Darkness and ancient fears will soon emerge, and predators will come to hunt me in the night. For me, #evening always rhymes with warning. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Dordogne

I’m not a night owl. From early morning to early evening, I do photo modeling (as you may know). So when #evening comes, I relax. That said, you can count on me to party all night long, when free damp water and unlimited wooden twigs to nibble on are offered! #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Porto

We tried to summon @a-lone-ghost.bsky.social to thank it for sending us a lovely Halloween card. We made a spelling mistake, because what we heard wasn’t a “Boo” or a “Woo”, but “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” Oh, sorry Freddie, it’s just an illusion… woo woo, ah ah. 👀 #Photography

#Autumn is my favorite season to play hide and seek (for an obvious color-matching reason). When I try to tell my dear #Wednesday that black on black isn’t the best camouflage option, she replies that once the dark hours set in, she’ll blend into the night and jump-scare me... 😨 #BlueskyArtShow

There’s enough room for all my followers to celebrate #Autumn and #Halloween at Harry’s place. Delicious food awaits, carrot cakes and spicy pumpkin pies for all ! That said, I hope 99% of my followers are Bots, because I’m not sure Humans have the stomach for that much plastic food. #BlueskyArtShow

For those embracing #Halloween, I wish you a night filled with dread and endless frights. For those avoiding the dead, curled up in a corner of their most comforting room, holding on to their favorite plush, just know they’re coming for ya. Ain’t you heard that knock on your door? #Photography

This is the only place where my photographers aren’t taken for complete lunatics: a contemporary art museum. A beaver plush can be placed on the floor among rocks (!), fruits (!), garlic (!), and nobody finds it weird. Humans are strange sometimes. #Photography #TateModern

This empty pedestal by Do Ho Suh reminds us that the figures seen on pedestals are nothing without the masses who helped lift them there. The artist didn’t mention anything about beavers, though… So if humans are looking for a new king, I volunteer. My precious pedestal… #Photography #TateModern

L. (@lnsqaf.bsky.social) once suggested visiting the Do Ho Suh exhibition at the Tate Modern in London. But we didn’t (too tired, poor us little sweeties). Even with a better shot, L. wouldn’t have bought our little “we totally sort of went to the exhibition” act. 👀 #Photography

At the Tate Modern in London, you can find some pretty weird art… like this… table. Klara (@themoonunfolded.bsky.social) isn’t around, so I’ll interpret this tarot spread myself: Three of Swords, Queen of Swords, Ten of Swords, Death (!). Oh my… this guy is TOTALLY DOOMED. Voilà. 👀 #Photography

When my main photographer saw this stunning (?) piece of contemporary art at the Tate Modern in London, he had a brilliant (?) idea: placing me on top of his smartphone and call that contemporary art. I told him not to bother… he already takes enough weird photos of me all day long. #Photography

Even if some Pygmy Puffs decided to side with their mother, we’re thrilled to have received our copy of @lucymccaul.bsky.social’s book (shorturl.at/tuIw3)! We hope Miss Hawthorne’s investigation doesn’t end with a beaver as the culprit, though a Pygmy Puff wouldn’t surprise us. #Photography

Some London #StreetArt figures take themselves too seriously. I went #inside the mouth of a cool yellow guy with big beautiful green eyes, just so we could compare our upper incisors. I even dared him to gnaw on bricks, but he declined the challenge... 😏 #BlueskyArtShow #Photography

A couple of weeks ago, I met a #StreetArt cat in Shoreditch, straight out of the 80s. I asked her what she thought about the 2020s vs life in the 80s. “Eighties were meow and miaou, while 2020s are miao and miau!” Her analysis is spot on, I couldn’t have said it better myself. #Photography #Caturday

Don’t worry, it’s the London Paradox Museum. No beaver plush was harmed in the making of this photo. I decided to face one of my biggest fears (being eaten) by trying to show half of me #inside a dinner plate. Just so you know: that doesn’t mean I am edible. 👀 #BlueskyArtShow #Photography

#Inside the Royal Family: Come with me! Don’t be shy, they’re a nice bunch of people. Pretty quiet too. Price of admission: just a few £1. Yeah, I know… #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #BuckinghamPalaceShop

Ever wondered what it feels like to be #inside a NASCAR car? Feeling your fur trembling from the high speed… Hearing your opponents rage, ‘cause, oh my, you’re just too fast! I don’t. Trust me, it’s totally overrated. I’ll even give you the address if you don’t believe me. #BlueskyArtShow

Ever wondered where the iconic UK phone booth design came from? Easy. It was clearly inspired by the Westminster Chapel tower. Now you know. (Warning: we strongly advise against hiring a Canadian beaver plush as your UK history teacher.) #BlueskyArtShow #Vertical #London #Photography

Beaver: This photo doesn’t fit the #Vertical theme. Maybe try #Horizontal or #Diagonal. Photographer: I count 75 columns and 6 humans — isn’t that vertical enough for you? Beaver: No. Well… sort of. Photographer: See? Beaver: Humans… #LiverpoolTrainStation #Photography #BlueSkyArtShow

Here’s where John Wesley’s mother was born in 1669. Wesley founded Methodism — a movement that preached support for the poor and oppressed, and pushed for education and healthcare for all. In 2025, this house still stands, resisting the delusion of #vertical grandeur. #London #BlueskyArtShow

At first, I thought — wow, a Barbara Cartland #StreetArt piece! Turns out that was just my lack of culture — this mural is actually filled with Romeo and Juliet quotes by Shakespeare. My love as deep, The more I give to thee, The more I have, For both are infinite. #BlueskyArtShow #Vertical #London

Opened in 1710, St. Paul’s Cathedral has hosted many significant events — Churchill’s funeral, the jubilees of Queen Elizabeth II, and the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer. But the most important event of all was my visit to the Cathedral on October 13th. 👀 #Vertical #BlueskyArtShow

I love how London's historic buildings match my main color! Red clay was abundant, and after the Great Fire of London in 1666, the use of fire-resistant red brick was encouraged. It’s a hallmark of the Georgian architectural style in the 18th century. #Vertical #BlueskyArtShow #WestminsterCathedral

So Susan died at 18 months more than a century ago. Her faithful dog still guards her remains. Her little angel lost a wing at the same time, but it's okay, as we're pretty sure Susan has grown in a place we don't know of. Otherwise, it would be too sad of a story. #Photography #London

We are fond of cemeteries. They remind us of certain life principles, like the fact that death is real, but the soul is not stuck in a cemetery — it moves on to a better place somewhere (?). In the end, cemeteries are filled with people, but the dead will inevitably be forgotten… #Photography

Relax, you're already in a cemetery, so don't hesitate to follow the light and walk all the way to the end of the tunnel — well, the arcade. I'm pretty sure a cemetery is the safest place not to die. I'll meet you halfway through your journey… #Photography #BromptonCemetery #London

I had to tell my main photographer to hold back a little with the angels of Brompton Cemetery. He keeps bragging about not believing in any religion, nor any god — yet every time he sees an angel, his heart melts, and he just dreams of falling asleep in their arms and never waking up… #Photography

Some people hate it when nature invades tombs. Those are my favorite scenes — reminders that when humans are gone, nature will have already found ways to quietly cover their traces. Don’t worry, plushes won’t be taking over (just) yet. 👀 #Photography #BromptonCemetery #London

3 can’t read. 2 can read. 1 just read the moment. #Photography #BromptonCemetery #London

You know that look — when a cat’s eyes lock onto its prey. Nothing will break their focus. Their sworn enemies? Cute pigeons, adorable squirrels, innocent bunnies, fluttering butterflies. I love cats because I’m just uncute enough not to be considered prey. #Photography #StreetArt #London #Caturday

Westminster Cathedral, opened in 1903, serves as London’s Roman Catholic mother church (vs the Anglican St Paul’s Cathedral, completed in 1710). Mary’s Domain is a chapel dedicated to the Virgin Mary, where soft blue tones create a glowing atmosphere of innocence. #Photography #BlueskyArtShow #Glow

At Westminster Cathedral, the Chapel of the Blessed Sacrament, created in the 1960s, features pale pink mosaics designed in Paris by Boris Anrep and Justin Vulliamy, then crafted in Venice. The pale pink background was chosen to evoke a sense of light and space. #Photography #BlueskyArtShow #Glow

In the Paço dos Duques chapel, the stained glass windows #glow with every shade of light, casting rainbow colors on the floor. A red rope said “don’t” but my photographer said “why not?” I slipped under. The alarm rang for 3 minutes. I’m already red, no one saw me blush.😳 #BlueskyArtShow #Guimaraes

When I entered the Harry Potter WB Studios London (though it’s really in Leavesden — sneaky little WBitses!), I immediately felt possessed by a dark entity. When I stepped into the vault, I knew who. This treasure came to me. My own. My love. My precious. #Photography #BlueskyArtShow #Glow #Glowllum

I was told I hadn’t been nice to Paddington a few days ago, but Paddington’s English humour took it well. I won’t make the same mistake with Totoro — I don’t know Japanese humour. So, Totoro is the best-looking furry animal in the whole world! After Paddington and me. Obviously. #Photography #London

⚠️ Warning: Graphic content. My second photographer wasn’t paying enough attention, and I fell from the Tower of London. Immediately, a crow came over. She was afraid to come to my rescue. Crow tried to steal my shiniest parts. I thought it was the end, but luckily, the crow was lazy.

Since the crow incident, I decided to hire two bodyguards. The angels guarding the Gate of Death in St Paul’s Cathedral looked pretty badass, but sleeping on the job. The two heavily armored beings at the Harry Potter Studios look stronger, but quite slow. Humans? No. #Photography #London

When no one is around yet at St Paul’s Cathedral… just a beaver or two... #Photography #London

It isn’t always sunny in London. And that’s okay. There’s always a bit of light behind the clouds. #Photography #London

The Shard, as seen from the top of St Paul’s Cathedral. Lucky me—I didn’t have to climb all 528 steps! #London #Photography

Paddington is so overrated. No jealousy here. Obviously. #Photography #London

I love that Vauxhall Bridge shares its main colour with me. I can't say much about the buildings. Copilot thought this photo was taken in Tokyo (!). ChatGPT got it right: London. Funny how both humans and AIs struggle to say “I don't know”. I'm just a beaver plush, and... I don’t know. #Photography

My main photographer didn’t want to take the 30 millionth photo of the Elizabeth Tower and the Palace of Westminster. But guess what? My big friend Ben — you know, the biggest bell in the tower — wanted a selfie with me! So here’s the 30 million and first photo of them! #Photography

My main photographer didn’t want to take the 10 millionth photo of the London Eye, but guess what? I’m in charge here! So here’s the 10 million and first photo of the Eye, with my extra two eyes! #Photography

My main photographer is a fan of WIDE shots, but not ULTRA WIDE. Me? I love ultra wide! So, give me The Monument (commemorating the Great Fire of London in 1666) in ultra wide! The bird on the left is as big as the plane on the right. Thank you, ultra wide! #Photography

Lots of humans fear AI might replace them. I have a similar fear. Out of 5,000 items in the Harry Potter shop, my photographer chose an animated Pygmy Puff making weird noises and faces instead of me. He says he’s allowed — it’s written “35+” on the box. Like I’m going to believe that… #Photography

We won't do unboxing toy videos anytime soon. Oh. Wait. #NotAnUnboxing #Video

I am not. #StreetPhotography #Paris in #London

Met Khaleesi and Leeloo on Old Street, London. Silent beauties. Even if I said Hi, Good morning, Hello. #Photography #Shoreditch #Streetart

But what am I? #photography #shoreditch #streetart