Learning the ways of the Bluesky hashtags. Apparently it’s Monochome Monday and Man Crush Monday. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

Good morning! Here’s some soft uncut dick for your Tuesday morning.

Blood, sweat, and water based lube. A perverse trinity.🩸

Mid week WFH chub for your Thursday.

You ever just think to yourself: “Damn, I love my dick”? No? Well, you should start now (or start loving whichever spectrum of genitals you own).

Desk peeking belly, pubes and uncut dick for ya’ll’s Saturday afternoon.

Bate and drop a load into towel in front of mirror: ☑️ Use phone to capture dramatic red light from your snakes terrarium: ☑️ Acknowledge your ass looks good: ☑️ This is how you do occult rituals, right?

Is there a Fat Glistening Dicks Club? Cause, well, you know 😉

A certain Dog got to see this first and now you all get to.

Join me for a lunch time bate?

Have some belly, pubes and uncut dick for your Thursday. You’re welcome.

Somewhere between I’ll fuck your dad and I can be your dad. Your choice.

The Dick | The “resting grumpy” Face

An initial offering to the Bluesky deities! 👹