DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT HER WONDER?! CORE2DUO + NVIDIA GT

DELL XPS M1710 IN 2025 SQUADT

It really brings me joy that difficult computer science stuff is insanely easy compared to how difficult it is to find a place and move in there like its literally easier to write device drivers from scratch in C

GET ME THE C89 THAT FIT PERFECT WITH THE TURBO SAAB AND DAPPER DAN SUITS

What I've learned from being houseless since December is that of all the programming languages, if youre in a loft, Clojure that runs on the JVM is the best but out in the streets C is the best and like C99, the hood shit like fuck that "Made locally here in Cape Cod" C11 and beyond WASP dumb shit

Factssssssss

Again one of the single best tran posts I've ever seen in my life is the xmaslemmings post like "transsexuals through access to expensive surgeries" like 100% of the time when I'm talking about Jody Foster its rilly referencing xmaslemmings same with Sarah Gilbert as in transsexuals wanna be her

I MISS YOU XMASLEMMINGS YOUR TWITTER AND TRAN-OBSERVATIONS MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE

The only ppl who think the electric chair is funny are ppl who aint never been anywhere near ol' sparky and her attendant stench of broken vending machines, piss, and the chard flesh of men so virulent that the witness gallery is standing room only and a who's who of "disgraced Bowery transvestites"

Also if you ever get into prize fighting and your opponent walks out to the sound of a single piano note instead of music, its probably easier if you switch your focus from trying to win to trying to not die in the ring while your family is watching

Bro that adult circumscison and the resulting hatchet job is the plastic surgery equivalent to that mike tyson fight where when mike was walking out instead of a song playing it was whatever the deepest sounding note on a piano is, repeating, til he got into the ring

This ladies is why it's important to decolonise bcuz the colonizer shit strips experience, needs to assign numbers to things and ultimately isn't meant to serve you liek the tech stack of Solaris 10, Modula-2, C, and Prolog is exponentially more powerful than Linux, Redis, Python3, and w/e but

"follow the code" is neurodivergent for "without question or restrain go in the unknown direction of the ADHD" which really has served me bcuz there's no way in hell I'd have been able to make an operating system if I tried to plan it out it would have been too overwhelming

Veiws on the way to grocery shoppin'

FOLLOW THE CODE

I'm almost done too

And how the shitlisting works is the AI has a brain based on my experience along with all the businesses relevant to the AI's interests which are all in the wallpaper photo and this thing is called a knowledge cartographer and you can see the standings and do a bunch of shit

Omg the same BMO that is immutability shitlisted on our AI platform is on the phone wallpaper along with KPMG who isn't shitlisted outright only bcuz last time I was there they had the $8 bottles of juice in the waiting area and the secretary was like "ya ya have one!"

Ugh and its hard to explain bcuz this phone, the sony phone, the heavy on photography phones have less megapixels while the photos have the Leica look vs 50mp joints that's loose

I was just on top of a really tall building taking photos of the city from above and the work that the Leica ppl and HUAWEI ppl did with the Summilux lenses and the 3-lens camera system on this smartphone especially with the superwide they rilly did their homework and holy shit I'm impressed

Boosting!

Yessssss

I think stable housing might be the reason why you hate writing computer code at work

I love you comp sci and the best ever programming language the C programming language, the only one that is actually perfect

Omg shout out to quantum mechanics bcuz since the operating system now runs on the concept of the entire universe being a parameter, some stuff I just spec'd is meant to be immutable, run forever, and once started there's no way to stop it and omg omg omg

Eat me from the back bitch

Its gotta be some kind of colonizer thing I don't understand that comes out in stuff like this where bcuz they used the most expensive type of laptop display, it still looks insane bcuz of how much cost cutting has done to modern displays

Also it semi makes me sad that this style of workstation laptop where they agree to make the laptop sport utility vehicle sized, make it weigh 10lbs, and then fit as much desktop type sized shit inside the computer sparing no expense... It still has the Porsche 911turbo feel to it too

It took forever but finally this $4000 laptop from 2006 is doing workstation things

And now that a bunch of time has gone by, the usage of the word "better" now that I'm older, a lot of the time its meaningless because of how good the experience is of using a bunch of previous versions and actually investigating and really thinking about shit and comp sci bcuz

That particular era during John Scully's entire tenure was peak Apple Computer, the golden era like Scully on a deep level understood what Apple was and in a way that Steve Jobs wasn't rilly messing with and its hard to articulate because System 7.6.1 and those specific PowerPCs where the ULTIMATE

That stuff probably matters more now than it did before because people from back then are way smarter than we are now like the concept of having an executable package split between a data fork and a resource fork is still galaxy brain compared to ELF and how it segments the shit

Oh man I did so much dumb shit and drove my co-workers up the wall but like I started skipping school so young I had time to learn System 7 inside and out and had a moment a few years ago when I got a PowerPC and realized I still had total recall all these years later for all of that shit

And fuck me having to interact with adults my age who didn't do child labor and missed out on the experience of being a child working with adults getting to ask as many stupid tech questions as I had bcuz when you're a kid its way less obnoxious but now as adults that part of people is dead

BRING BACK THE TURBO SWITCH PLZ

I didn't realize the true value of getting groomed for this shit as a child and how it fucked up my brain when it was forming like the reason why I don't think a 486 is slow is bcuz I've used a 386, 286, and XT plus the p60 Pentium is faster but not by a landslide

Its one of the things that makes the modern tech here in north america so irritating that what AT&T did for long distance calling is the playbook tech has used to sell you subpar shit every year but sold as "the best version yet" along with all the dumb shit Microsoft used to do...

Fuck me like this phone being 7.2 inches and HarmonyOS built around Android 10, despite the GPL violations, this shit is the penultimate version of the first 13 versions of android and as far as devices this is the pound for pound best smartphone hardware I've ever fucked with and in 2025 its $200

This this and this

The sheer amount of tiny details on this 2018 phone liek a mode to prevent your parents from getting scammed, built into the phone?!

The large langague model with grow legs, a pair, and make like RoboCop 2 prototype RoboCop and shoot itself in the hed

a collection of poetry about a certain kind of womanhood.

STEVE MADDENNNNNNNNN

Without the mountains of cheap blow and endless nights of condomless sex 45s looping in the background, every salad is either mescaline or tossed.

And I blame apple and google for this bcuz having a phone only officially support 3 major android versions is artificial, all the phones in the table run android 15 fine and by virtue of being Linux you really have to intentionally do a bunch of nonsensical shit to make it have actual requirements

Ya I'm without words this huawei phone been saving my ass and should absolutely be a case study in damn near making the perfect smartphone and who's ever idea it was to make a 6gb and 8gb ram version in 2018 really did the lords work and that energy is why Chinese and Japanese smartphones are KING

UPDATE: I need a place to crash in Toronto and a USB-C charger

Thank you phone, this is good

Also tho 2018 HUAWEI got power stuff down NICELY like super nice, ultra power save changes the entire UI and brings up only the apps you wanna use its litttttt

I need a place to crash in Toronto