What on earth is that Fat Greek **** like?! The scum bag has built a little emperor’s platform with his own extra wide throne in it. Egotistical crook

In an era of immaculate pitches Spurs surface looks a bit patchy. Is this down to the sheer number of events they hold there? Concerts, NFL. Ludicrous amount of events they have there. Nightmare for locals. Levy’s created a cash machine out that stadium

Not fat head Deeney on motd2

This is an extraordinary goal. What a player. What a man

JPM in his 1st incarnation blew up after 60-65mins, every game. He’s improved his fitness hugely. Yet his build is such he is still exhausted in the latter stages every game. His worst misses have come when he’s shagged. We really could do with a sub to score those chances when he’s blown up

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Savage happy to dish it out, insult people on his trolling radio shows, play the villain on the pitch to his profit, boast, gloat & laud his managerial success. Yet when people give it back he goes crying to his friends in the press

Don’t agree with Shearer on MOTD on striker attributes. Kane superior to Haaland as he is world class as No 9, no 10, heading, pace, passing, short and long, assisting. Haaland is pure bulldozing goal scorer. Brilliant But SHK all round elite in all aspects of striking

I agree Sarr was going slightly wide But absolutely no idea where a covering defender was??

If a single shot hits the bar and post does that statistically count as hitting woodwork twice?

Matt Sels reverting to the mean after last season

Chelse have always done a great bench coat. Love those puffers they have now and similar a couple of seasons ago

Didn't OG in his pre match presser say 'it won't be 3-3'?

Another one of the dogmatic fundamentalist managers bites the dust. Amorim next

Populist nonsense. Simple answers to complicated questions. The staple of the populist. He's the flip side of the Farage coin

It is it fair to say WHUFC fans are NEVER happy? One of few fanbases dogmatic enough to demand not just winning BUT THIS WAY. Even Moyes winning ECL wasn't enough, they wanted him gone for some mysterious (fictitious?) WH Way that no one in living memory can point to ever existing.

I get how some Spurs fans might (even now) say Ange won them a Cup & that's all that matters. After all is our '12th again who gives a ****' basically the same take? I'd argue not. But I can see the debate. Had we finished 17th & won FAC we'd be delighted But Spurs can't finish 17th. Just can't

Extraordinary brass neck on Box Office Ange in NFFC presser. He's winless in 7 at NF Prev at Spurs, he won Europa games, but other than that he won 2/14 Prem games & those against relegated clubs. I get the arg he prioritised the Europa. But you don't get to do that! The Prem matters! 17th!!

Mate pointed out the 19 match unbeaten run started against AFCB...

Bluesky is pretty quiet. But bring up matters of a Jewish nature & you’re bombarded. The tyranny of the majority

Jonjo Shelvey justifying being in Saudi with de jour nonsense about London: 'can't wear a watch in London' blah blah bleeugh... 'can't use a phone in London' He'll be saying we live with Shari Law next. Honestly as a Londoner the London they describe I just don't ever see. It's a far right fiction

This chair of Hammers Utd on BBC LDN making a terrible case for boycotts. Total sympathy re the stadium. But a better fan group could make an atmos (look at AFC). Bleating they've not spent enough money!? They've spent shedloads over the yrs! Comparing THFC income with theirs is mindless guff.

Dunt & Lynskey are fantastic. But they’re like the progressive podcasting Ant & Dec, in that they’re a brilliant double act impossible to differentiate one from the other

Andrejs Rubins RIP been stripped of his two great CPFC goals

Funny how Ebs moves to Arsenal and in the short term his England prospects go backwards

“Crystal Palace have identified West Ham United defender Max Kilman, 28, as a potential replacement for Marc Guehi should the England centre-back leave in the January transfer window. (Football Insider)” You cannot be serious

This Gressingham Duck ad? Shows a plate with five pieces of cm thick duck. Is this an ad thing or do people really eat such vast quantities of meat?

So the theories Saudi was a jumping off point for Dougie, before he went to Toon look off the mark, or at least delayed... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Interested whether Pavard is better than Max Lacroix? He may well be, idk? I know France have deep deep quality. But reliable CB in top 6 Prem a cup winner, playing in Europe… I’d have thought he’d be in with a chance?

BBC are taking the P

I don't get why Scotland are so excited at qualifying for the World Cup. It's only because more teams go to the World Cup. WC22 had 32 teams WC26 has 48 teams 16 more places. So don't make out it's a big deal qualifying for the first time since 98.

Jairo Riedewald has been a free agent since July. Spent a year at Royal Antwerp but was released. He made 25apps in the Belgian League in the year he was at Antwerp

Kiran Stacey was very impressive on Newsnight

Can Man Utd survive three years of Amorim without getting worryingly close to relegation? Probably. But not definitely.

This law might not be right. But it seems (entitled) people deliberately getting themselves arrested, & putting the sign on a cover to SEE if people get arrested are not useful uses of resources & time. Point out the inconsistencies, but don't get 500 people (who can) arrested to make your point

"England midfielder Kobbie Mainoo, 20, is also looking to leave Old Trafford in January with Napoli a possible destination. (Mirror, external)" Napoli are becoming like Utd ressies, but the type of ressies thatmatch up against the 1st team in training and always beat them easily

I never thought politics, & the Tories would lurch sooo far to the extreme right that Tories like Hesseltine would now be on my side against them. Once he was the opposition. The Tories (& Farage) are so so far out there today that almost everyone from the 90s is in a position opposing them

Jenrick is the worst poster boy for weight loss jabs. Lose loads of weight & lose your decency at the same time

‘One’ of Racist Rob Jenrick’s homes is in Eye, Herefordshire where 165/166 residents are white. Much integration going on there? ‘This’ is the country he wants to live in, the filthy racist. When I was growing up it was only the NF that said stuff like Jenrick They were wrong just as he is now

I preferred Robert Jenrick when he was a fat Cameroon Instead of an overt Racist who, had this been the 1970s/80s, would've been a paid up member of the NF It shows how extreme the country's right have become that a, in the 1970s NF member is, in the 2020s the desired leader of Tory members

Is it, as it seems, unusually regular for ex-Rugby players to get the cruelly evil Motor Neurone Disease? Or is that a misreading?

"Chelsea will not make a move for Crystal Palace centre-back Marc Guehi, 25, despite the England defender being available on a free transfer next summer. (Express)" Anything to do with the fact Marc has zero interest in returning to CFC? Jumping before they're pushed away.

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou (uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??) 🧵

Surely the climate towards politicians is SO aggressive today that there’s no way that Starmer would get a fair hearing were he to argue with voters to persuade them re policy. It would probably end up in literal murders

Struggling to deal with this feeling post-defeat. It’s been so so long. I’ve lost the capacity to cope

EFC xG being higher than Palace makes absolutely no sense to the eye

Ange might complain that he’s being judged on 3.5 was work. But the 18 mths BEFORE are the ghost at the feast

Shitest goal Grealish ever scored

Where was the good character test when we recruited Uche? He seems an absolute wrong un. Appalling attitude & lack of discipline

Ange may say the results will come. His record over 18 mths suggests they won’t