Beef-e
@beefe.bsky.social
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Stay-at-home nudist | generally horny | deeply unserious he/him 📍atl
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Me trying to flirt: “Big dawg, how’s that kitty?”
over 1 year ago
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Straight men continue to be a disappointment. As allies.
about 17 hours ago
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Some mornings you just want to lay in bed forever. Let’s get this bread or whatever, I guess.
#monochromemonday
1 day ago
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Just learned my old neighbor is a log cabin republican; a gay man married to a man who immigrated to the US. Make it make sense. đź«
1 day ago
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I asked a guy how he did in his kink pageant, and the lashing I got for calling it a “pageant” and undermining its purpose. I didn’t have it in me to tell him he literally described the principles of the Miss America pageant. Pick your battles…
2 days ago
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How a man responds to rejection gives me a sneak peek into his character
3 days ago
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At this big age, are people still worried about being popular?
7 days ago
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I really want to ask men what they find attractive about shaved pubes.
12 days ago
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I’m really gonna stop asking these younger men what they mean with all these acronyms. Learned what a “P n D” is. 🤣
13 days ago
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reposted by
Beef-e
✨️mx.incredible✨️
15 days ago
Anon profiles on Sniffies have so much audacity.
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Me to a friend who blew off a hang to go fuck this dude: “I hope you have the kinda sex you deserve.” Talked to him tonight, he got painted. đź¤
16 days ago
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Brittany Howard has two songs on my conceptual porno. It’s something I’m going to figure out for a
@humpfilmfest.bsky.social
submission.
20 days ago
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My very existence is political. Period. These raggedy men saying “no politics” on the apps™️ need to read the room.
21 days ago
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I know I’m in the minority but sharing your location all the time is v strange to me.
22 days ago
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That after-cardio scent always gets me so worked up. You would think that would make me run more. 🙂‍↔️
#sundaysoftie
23 days ago
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#humpday
with a view.
27 days ago
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A twink asked me to sit on him and “crush” his balls. I did it; he came instantly. “Crush me, bro” 🤣 I’m still tickled by the whole thing. I guess this is a perk of being huscular.
28 days ago
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Shoutout to the bros who get good photos in a plane lavatory. Getting the right angles required me to touch certain surfaces, and I’m just not that committed.
28 days ago
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If you send me a dick pic and it looks like it’s your first day with a camera phone, I’m checking out. I can’t do this 🤣✌️
29 days ago
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Sooooooo cute!!!!
add a skeleton here at some point
29 days ago
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Thick
#thighs
save lives but ruin most of my shorts.
#thighsday
about 1 month ago
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I say this all the time. In this environment, supporting terrible people because you find them attractive is top-tier bird brain behavior.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I wish my hole was visible when I bend over. It’s too thick. What a problem to have, right?
#humpday
#ass
#manbutt
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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You know, I’d love spring if the bugs and pollen weren’t a thing. Nevertheless, I’ll take the outdoor naked time.
#saturdaysoftie
about 1 month ago
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Black and white images make even a simple nude look like it belongs in an art gallery, or at least a semi-sophisticated skeet!
#MonochromeMonday
#mcm
about 1 month ago
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He shaved his bush and now I’m not interested. Me to myself: “seek help.”
about 2 months ago
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Babe… Just because someone snapped a picture of you doesn’t mean you’ve suddenly been crowned a model. Calm down lol
about 2 months ago
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Instagram’s “Suggested for You” are men I’ve slept with who either were so terrible in bed they don’t warrant reminding or had insufferable personalities.
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Beef-e
YES HOMO
about 1 year ago
Please.
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There’s this one man always ranting about other people’s open relationships and how the non-monogamy sect is ruining his dating prospects. What other people do has no impact on no one wanting to date someone so insufferable.
about 2 months ago
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I like to sniff butts. That’s it. That’s the post.
2 months ago
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When I tell men I like it so hairy I could floss with it, this is what I mean.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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I saw a man with a BBL tonight, surely people don’t think these are attractive.
2 months ago
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Honestly, I prefer a beefier guy comfortable in his body. At this point in my life, I’m not trying to sort out issues trying to conform to gay, youthful, Eurocentric body standards. Enough on that.
2 months ago
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As much as I enjoyed
#Pillion
, it made me realize there’s not a submissive bone in my body.
2 months ago
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It’s heavy.
#humpday
2 months ago
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It’s warm and the men are wearing the shorts with their dicks slanging.
2 months ago
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One time for the huscular men.
#humpday
3 months ago
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Strict bottoms either have great asses or the most paltry lil cheeks.
3 months ago
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If I see one more, “I survived the cartel” post from a gay dude on vacation… Goddamn. How fucking dense are some of you? Read the fucking room. Just go on vacation, ffs.
3 months ago
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I’ll always prefer to ease into my work week
#monochromeMonday
#mcm
3 months ago
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I just read, “in a GLP-1 world, beef will be king.” 🤣🤣🤣
3 months ago
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Not me lusting over this slender man. So off brand.
3 months ago
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I logged into Facebook to check one thing and forgot how straight people use social media…
3 months ago
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As much as I like staying home and I don’t even drink that much, I need to do my part to support my local gay spaces.
3 months ago
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Sometimes you just have to ask if he’s into it.
3 months ago
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A dyed beard looks so weird. Like carpet on the face.
3 months ago
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I need to get spit roasted to fix my chakras or something.
3 months ago
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This pseudo intellectual man told me, “Some people want to be with you, and some people want to experience you.” I’m trying to fuck… that’s it.
3 months ago
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Stone thoughts, I think I really want to try one of those hot ones, hot wings
3 months ago
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It’s
#fullBushFriday
with a side of cum.
#fcf
3 months ago
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