Straight men continue to be a disappointment. As allies.

Some mornings you just want to lay in bed forever. Let’s get this bread or whatever, I guess. #monochromemonday

Just learned my old neighbor is a log cabin republican; a gay man married to a man who immigrated to the US. Make it make sense. 🫠

I asked a guy how he did in his kink pageant, and the lashing I got for calling it a “pageant” and undermining its purpose. I didn’t have it in me to tell him he literally described the principles of the Miss America pageant. Pick your battles…

How a man responds to rejection gives me a sneak peek into his character

At this big age, are people still worried about being popular?

I really want to ask men what they find attractive about shaved pubes.

I’m really gonna stop asking these younger men what they mean with all these acronyms. Learned what a “P n D” is. 🤣

Anon profiles on Sniffies have so much audacity.

Me to a friend who blew off a hang to go fuck this dude: “I hope you have the kinda sex you deserve.” Talked to him tonight, he got painted. 🤭

Brittany Howard has two songs on my conceptual porno. It’s something I’m going to figure out for a @humpfilmfest.bsky.social submission.

My very existence is political. Period. These raggedy men saying “no politics” on the apps™️ need to read the room.

I know I’m in the minority but sharing your location all the time is v strange to me.

That after-cardio scent always gets me so worked up. You would think that would make me run more. 🙂‍↔️ #sundaysoftie

#humpday with a view.

A twink asked me to sit on him and “crush” his balls. I did it; he came instantly. “Crush me, bro” 🤣 I’m still tickled by the whole thing. I guess this is a perk of being huscular.

Shoutout to the bros who get good photos in a plane lavatory. Getting the right angles required me to touch certain surfaces, and I’m just not that committed.

If you send me a dick pic and it looks like it’s your first day with a camera phone, I’m checking out. I can’t do this 🤣✌️

Sooooooo cute!!!!

Thick #thighs save lives but ruin most of my shorts. #thighsday

I say this all the time. In this environment, supporting terrible people because you find them attractive is top-tier bird brain behavior.

I wish my hole was visible when I bend over. It’s too thick. What a problem to have, right? #humpday #ass #manbutt

You know, I’d love spring if the bugs and pollen weren’t a thing. Nevertheless, I’ll take the outdoor naked time. #saturdaysoftie

Black and white images make even a simple nude look like it belongs in an art gallery, or at least a semi-sophisticated skeet! #MonochromeMonday #mcm

He shaved his bush and now I’m not interested. Me to myself: “seek help.”

Babe… Just because someone snapped a picture of you doesn’t mean you’ve suddenly been crowned a model. Calm down lol

Instagram’s “Suggested for You” are men I’ve slept with who either were so terrible in bed they don’t warrant reminding or had insufferable personalities.

Please.

There’s this one man always ranting about other people’s open relationships and how the non-monogamy sect is ruining his dating prospects. What other people do has no impact on no one wanting to date someone so insufferable.

I like to sniff butts. That’s it. That’s the post.

When I tell men I like it so hairy I could floss with it, this is what I mean.

I saw a man with a BBL tonight, surely people don’t think these are attractive.

Honestly, I prefer a beefier guy comfortable in his body. At this point in my life, I’m not trying to sort out issues trying to conform to gay, youthful, Eurocentric body standards. Enough on that.

As much as I enjoyed #Pillion, it made me realize there’s not a submissive bone in my body.

It’s heavy. #humpday

It’s warm and the men are wearing the shorts with their dicks slanging.

One time for the huscular men. #humpday

Strict bottoms either have great asses or the most paltry lil cheeks.

If I see one more, “I survived the cartel” post from a gay dude on vacation… Goddamn. How fucking dense are some of you? Read the fucking room. Just go on vacation, ffs.

I’ll always prefer to ease into my work week #monochromeMonday #mcm

I just read, “in a GLP-1 world, beef will be king.” 🤣🤣🤣

Not me lusting over this slender man. So off brand.

I logged into Facebook to check one thing and forgot how straight people use social media…

As much as I like staying home and I don’t even drink that much, I need to do my part to support my local gay spaces.

Sometimes you just have to ask if he’s into it.

A dyed beard looks so weird. Like carpet on the face.

I need to get spit roasted to fix my chakras or something.

This pseudo intellectual man told me, “Some people want to be with you, and some people want to experience you.” I’m trying to fuck… that’s it.

Stone thoughts, I think I really want to try one of those hot ones, hot wings

It’s #fullBushFriday with a side of cum. #fcf