I logged into Facebook to check one thing and forgot how straight people use social media…

As much as I like staying home and I don’t even drink that much, I need to do my part to support my local gay spaces.

Sometimes you just have to ask if he’s into it.

A dyed beard looks so weird. Like carpet on the face.

I need to get spit roasted to fix my chakras or something.

This pseudo intellectual man told me, “Some people want to be with you, and some people want to experience you.” I’m trying to fuck… that’s it.

Stone thoughts, I think I really want to try one of those hot ones, hot wings

It’s #fullBushFriday with a side of cum. #fcf

I introduced a fuck bud to a guy, and he had the audacity to say, “So, this really means you’re not interested in dating me…” Bruh, I’m trying to find you your person. 😂

I identify as a bator, not a side. I love to fuck.

If your pictures on the apps™️ feature an iPhone 6, update your pics. 😂

Meeting people requires going out. I still have to rationalize it every time I make plans.

Even if we’re just fucking, I’m gonna show up to support you. Your first night stripping, baby I’m coming with some dollars. You singing (badly), I’ll be in the audience. 😂

Not the worst Monday. #monochromeMonday #mcm

Leaving a friendship that no longer feels right is a weird type of grief. It might be for the best because he’s incapable of articulating his feelings. The silent treatment, at this big age… gtfo Low key, fuck you. 😂

I’d prefer to be naked, but a hoodie makes sense to me today. #monochromeMonday #mcm

Fellas, these AI pics on the apps are so silly. Seriously, it’s okay to be imperfect.

Wait, do vegans swallow?

“Through my body, you can see the light” #humpday

Him: “ you only have boundaries when you don’t wanna do something.” Me thinking, “duh, bitch ass boy” 😑

These are the things that make America great ⚡️⚡️

I’m embracing softness and vulnerability within intimacy. Quieting the logic and just loving people however it presents.

At least it’s #fullbushfriday #fcf

Need to be like this again asap

Me every morning: “is this SAD, or just the state of the world…”

I've tried to prioritize meeting new people, but this is literally the worst. 🤣

I overthink everything, but I’m not meeting up with two guys, couple or not, unless I know one of them. That just sounds like a set up and I’m not feeling it.

Gay men complain about the same behaviors (e.g. ghosting) they don’t acknowledge they’re exhibiting. It feels different when you’re on the other end. We can all do a bit better communicating.

Bottoms out here shaming ppl for being vers. Grow up!😂

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 5 nipple play: 4 sucking: 8 being sucked: 7 rimming: 8 being rimmed: 7 fingering: 4 being fingered: 3 toys: 6 bdsm: 4 piss play: 8 dirty talk: 4 fisting: 2 being fisted: 0 topping: 7 bottoming: 8 cuddling: 5 stroking: 8 pit play: 9 foot play: 5

Naked pool days are better in December. #SundaySoftie

This reminds me of the time I was riding this smaller guy and he told me I was lowkey crushing him.🤣🫠

Shower thoughts: “There are so many songs about rain…” #monochromeMonday

Rarely do first kisses feel electric anymore. I had one last night. 🚩🚩🚩

Repost with a picture of you on all 4s

If you crush on a guy long enough, he’ll do something that’ll knock some sense into you.

I wonder how Dewitt from manhunt daily is doing…

Throwback to one of my favorite #bush pics. #fursday

Midnight thought: I bet some of my friends are terrible in bed. 🥴😂

My assignment today is to touch grass, because I’ve low-key fallen in love with a video game character.

The way I’d dive in face first.

Clothes that fit are sexier than a garment that is too tight.

A long-time friend is divorcing his husband, whom I genuinely (platonically) enjoy, and I feel like I’m about to lose a friend because he expects me to cut him off. I’m gonna tell him that I’m not planning to cut him off, and this will be a whole thing.

I can usually tell when a circumcised man bates without lube. Their dicks look like victims of rug burn.

I don’t care enough about these #Scruff moments for notis. Please stop them.

Don’t mind me, just gracing your #humpday feed. This @alfonsdovana.bsky.social thong is my new favorite color.

There are times when I sit across from a man, and the sexual tension is so thick it makes me uncomfortable. Like, it’s almost palpable.

“He almost had a heart attack. He wrote me in his will. Bitch, what’s up?”

My goal is to find more nudist events for the fall.

As much as I love a good set of feet, unexpectedly seeing a picture of busted ones always throws me off; that goes for assholes, too.