Sad Stokely. Can't get no hos. Can't cut no promos. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

NOT RICK KNOX! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Continuing to plant seed of dissention in the family as Don Callis works with MJF. Wheels within wheels. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

I'm dying over the comically oversized barbed wire bat. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Damn Max is so good in these back stage promos. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Holy shit. Swerve has such an aura. Brooding super villain alone in his lair planning his next move. So effortlessly cool. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Luchasaurus fueling the Jurassic Express bus with the blood of his ancestors. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Ok. Showing wrestlers' tweets to advance stories is a good use of putting tweets on screen #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

That Gabe trunk shot ruled. Also, the car should have exploded. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Hey Gabe, does this cloth smell like chloroform? #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

I'm expecting crime from Darby and Gabe. So much crime. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

And thus begins Ospreay's epic quest to vanquish Moxley, one Death Rider at a time #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Consider me elevated to the sky. Welcome back Bruv! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Ok. The blood on the camera was f'n cool. And now we've gone full Cody. Ugh. In other good news, Ospreay is back! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Ok. That was cool. What if the lights went out and all we saw was sparks and fire from the board. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

I see your light tube is as big as mine! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

No words. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Ultimate heel move. Sweeping the glass out of the ring. So good! Sweep forever! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

A lot of pane. Tony on fire right now. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Tony with the El Kabong reference. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Damn you MJF for mocking Hanger's entrance. Also, hahahahahahahahaha! God I hope Hanger wins. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Justified "Please help Darby" chants. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

If Hanger wins, it's time for a feud with Andrade. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

2nd rope DM to win. These two cooked! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Wheelbarrow 21 Plex!!!! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Andrade might have poked Bandido's eye out with those running knees. 🎪 #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Owowowowowowowow. Hope Andrade is okay. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Justified "Fuck Don Callis" chants. Also, justified "Fuck Ice Too" chants. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

And it takes 4 seconds for Don Callis to remind us of how much he fixated on Andrede. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Good for you Mistico!!! Now, all us sickos MUST learn your song. Start singing everyone! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

HOLY SHIT! Kevin Knight flew a long, long way!!! And New!!!!! Misti-cock!!! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Rampaging Mark Davis is the best Mark Davis! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Hahaha! Knight and Okada bragging about how high their drop kicks are! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Is Jetspeed wearing underwear on their heads? Oh. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Two wins over Stat. Both full of shenanigans. Is this how you book a strong champion??? #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

God damn it Paul Turner. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Paul Turner is the Paul Turner of bad referees. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

IT'S STATURDAY NIGHT!!! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Consider the battle cry heard! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Kick out of the stomp at one. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Owowowowowowowowow! Vertibreaker on the exposed floor. Dang Brody. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

I want to be a pro wrestler! ***Sees Brody execute a flying body press*** No I don't! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Swerve's back lost a year of usefulness hoisting Brody into that powerbomb. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Unleash the Brawling Birds! Damn these "And New" graphics f'n rule! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

So it's ok that they have telegraphed the belt switch. I need to see a solid match and a neat-o wrinkle. Maybe Penelope Ford comes out to celebrate and they turn on her. Maybe they see her as weak. Just a thought. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Will Osprey getting the Luchasaurus treatment. Is he in the back of Jack's bus too? #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

SPORTSMANSHIP!!! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

Kicking out of an avalanche Death Rider. #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️

I only believe the infinite suplexes spot from these two. Let's goooooooooo! #AEWRevolution 🤼‍♀️