I for one would love to be on commentary for a Toni Storm orgy. Adds a new meaning to submission holds. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

HAHAHAHAHAHA! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

I hope people keep checking to see if it's actually Tony Schiavone in the ring. MVP rules. #AEWDynamie 🤼‍♀️

WOW! I had this side of the bracket 100% wrong, and I am 100% happy for it!!! BoW vs. SoS is gonna be a great match. I'm guessing SoS to lose vs. TLB, because I'm still on board that Mina and Toni should get those belts first. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Willow pouncing Athena into breaking up Mercedes' submission was dope! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Steinbeck's lesser known follow-up to his Depression-Era classic where plucky girls fight the man for fair wages and curbing corporate greed in the backdrop of America's worst financial and environmental disasters: The Babes of Wrath. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Oh shit. Don making sense. The Conglomeration is totally dragging Briscoe down. No DQ? I guess the DCF is gaining a new member. #AEWDynamie 🤼‍♀️

That finish between Claudio and OC ruled. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Justified "Tony Shit" chants. But I sure do wish he'd get out of that ring. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Is Bandido the wrestler of the year? I wouldn't have a problem with that. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Several times this match I was sure I had just watched a human die. For real. That's how good these two are. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

I will love the Women's B&Gs match. But it would have been useful to have some promos and/or matches to show how the teams come together. Jamie asking Kris to join, or having to defeat her in the ring to get her to join. Little things like that would have been cool. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Mansoor with the 6 / 7. Hahahahahahaha! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

So . . . much . . . yellow . . . hair. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Mortos repping Tzeentch colors tonight. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Hey Nixon Newell and Miranda Alaize. Good news! You're on Collision. Bad News . . . we're feeding you to Bayne and Shafir! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Time to get all the Big Meaty Women Slapping Meat matches planned right now: Olympia vs. Willow Olympia vs. Megan Bayne Olympia vs. Jamie Hayter Olympia vs. Nyla Rose Olympia vs. Stat Daddy #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! Olympia has no business pulling off a missed drop kick, skinned cat, into an over the top rope decent onto Mone. NOT FAIR! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Can I just have Toni Storm narrate my life. Follow me around say cool shit. That would be dope. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Not just Geritol. Mexican Geritol. Don Callis knows something we don't. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

This is your Saturday reminder that Takeshita has one of the best theme songs in AEW. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Where can I get a Tony Schiavone Halloween costume? #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

BUT WHO'S THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN!?!? #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Consider my love shown for Ricochet. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

No Queens but Aminata! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

MARINA SHAFIR! Ma'am! Excuse me ma'am! How dare you! Justice for Aubrey! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

I swear. If Mox punches @refaubrey.bsky.social this week . . . #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Our weekly reminder that Takeshita has a banger AEW theme! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Kevin Knight needed to file a flight plan with the FAA for that drop kick on Jack Perry! Holy smokes! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Yo! Soy! The Young Buuuuuuuuuucks! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

My favorite time of year.

My child has achieved some God tier level booking foresight. At the beginning of Dynamite, she said, oh it's Aubrey. That means Rick Knox is reffing the main event. And here we are. The main event. And it's Rick Knox. I have no idea how she knew. But I'm so proud. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Menelope over TayJay Toni & Mina over Windzaaah & Riho Toni & Mina over Menelope Queen Hayter over sin All the Belts over Willow & Harley All the Belts over Queen Hayter Toni and Mina over All the Belts to win the inaugural Tag Belts. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Spending the night watching Stat be a smart face, Paul Turner get murked, and filling out HBO ad complaints for each Eye-ce ad I see. We all are filling out that form every time? Right? @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

I'm going to believe that submitting an ad complaint to HBO/Max every single time I saw an Ey-ce ad is the reason why I enjoyed 3 hours of AEW without even one commercial for a fascist, human traffiking organization. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Brody no-selling Kyle's chop on the apron. 😄 #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

OH GOD, NOT RICK KNOX! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Hey Koil Fletchah. That belt looks good on you! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Holy smokes! A kick out after the F5! Harley Cameron! Let's go! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Smart faces! Thank God! Let's go Willow and Harley! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Holy shit, they're letting Megan talk. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Thanks for coming Darby. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

He's wearing clothes which is awfully absurd. Bryan hears us! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Don't listen to the hate Yuta. I still love you! #AEWCollision 🤼‍♀️

Oh hell no Heeler has new music. I love his old theme! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Normally I would be mad at a Christmas reference before Halloween, but since it's Hanger . . .

Digging the yellow livestock chain Mortos is rocking. I'm having 4-H flashbacks. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Ok. Ill admit it. Ulti-Moné made me laugh. Looking forward to her unhinged when she starts losing those belts. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️